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Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: Bob the Builder ()
Date: March 13, 2016 05:15PM

They will pay for it. Our Govt. will order the bricks and fence material, along with a bid for the construction, When the wall is completed just tell the mexicans to fuck off, thats the art of a great deal for Americans. Done, and Done deal.

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: trust them ()
Date: March 13, 2016 05:20PM

Never have a Mexican company do it, drug Cartel will pay them to create "weak areas" in specific places only they would know.

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: white punch out team ()
Date: March 13, 2016 05:27PM

Will finish the job and fuck them on their last draw. USA 1, Mexico 0. Game one of Trump's first term.

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: 9UyYc ()
Date: March 13, 2016 05:34PM

Actually I hope they don't pay for it. Then we cut them off. Trade with Guatamala, faggots.

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: Wiley coyote ()
Date: March 13, 2016 05:39PM

Mexicans rape and overcharge the Guats. GREAT IDEA, you're hired, Build that wall!

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: DonaldTrump ()
Date: March 13, 2016 06:05PM

This is prototype


donald-trump-well-call-it-the-great-wall

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: Craven Moorehead ()
Date: March 13, 2016 06:07PM

That wall has to go up and down. Gotta stop the tunnels too.

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: March 13, 2016 08:09PM

The undocumented that build it go to the front of the line. Done the wall.

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: easy peasy ()
Date: March 13, 2016 08:14PM

Start with the north side, then send the labor to the south end to finish sealing the bricks.

Win win.

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: March 13, 2016 08:42PM

Very clever, You're hired to build this wall.

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: In the year 2050 ()
Date: March 13, 2016 08:52PM

Iconic Mexican President Reynoldo Reaganeros will utter his famous line regarding the state of relations between the prosperous nation of Mexico and the dilapidated United States:

"Mrs Clinton, tear down this wall'.

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: I Got This One ()
Date: March 13, 2016 09:06PM

Eleven million Americans flood Mexico and make it Great Again. Easy shit.

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: Business Owner ()
Date: March 13, 2016 09:25PM

Why not just pay my great company to build a Great Toilet?

Much better idea!

I'm a genius at this business.

Very successful!

Haven't been bankrupt 50 times like Donald Trump.

Trump is an AMATEUR!

He's a joke!

I laugh at his business failures every day.

Trump can't even secure his own rally's - let alone try and secure this nation. What a phony. He's weak. Weak! Really weak! He has to rely on the US Government to provide him with Secret Service protection. What a joke. They can't even secure the White House fence.

Trump had to cancel one of his rallies because he can't even lead his own security. Poser. God forbid Trump is put in charge of National Security. The Russians, Chinese, and ISIS will be jumping the stage at every one of his rallies.

Once the Great Toilet is full we just pull the handle and all our problems are solved - Trump included.

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: STFU fucktard ()
Date: March 13, 2016 09:30PM

Business Owner Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Why not just pay my great company to build a Great
> Toilet?
>
> Much better idea!
>
> I'm a genius at this business.
>
> Very successful!
>
> Haven't been bankrupt 50 times like Donald Trump.
>
>
> Trump is an AMATEUR!
>
> He's a joke!
>
> I laugh at his business failures every day.
>
> Trump can't even secure his own rally's - let
> alone try and secure this nation. What a phony.
> He's weak. Weak! Really weak! He has to rely on
> the US Government to provide him with Secret
> Service protection. What a joke. They can't even
> secure the White House fence.
>
> Trump had to cancel one of his rallies because he
> can't even lead his own security. Poser. God
> forbid Trump is put in charge of National
> Security. The Russians, Chinese, and ISIS will be
> jumping the stage at every one of his rallies.
>
> Once the Great Toilet is full we just pull the
> handle and all our problems are solved - Trump
> included.

You don't own any business, "Business owner".

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: March 13, 2016 09:32PM

We're taking bids on a wall, not a toilet, A toilet is what we use to flush Gerrys outta Our Country. We already have toilets, we need a wall to stop the shit flowing into Our Country.

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: Crapper Was a White Guy ()
Date: March 13, 2016 09:41PM

He invented the modern toilet, another white guy named Trap figured a way to stop the shit smell in the bathroom. Hey Gerry, Shut your Trap!

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: Ld9V9 ()
Date: March 14, 2016 01:41PM

Also a project may be in the works, or shuld be at least, to move gators from Gator Alley inFL to the Rio Grande river.

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Re: Trump's Border Wall
Posted by: Trump makes spics his bitch ()
Date: March 15, 2016 10:50PM

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