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Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: corn man ()
Date: January 30, 2016 03:55PM

This happened to me with a girl I met in old town Manassas yesterday. Has anyone else experienced this? Thank you in advance for any help.

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Re: Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: pumpkin in the butt ()
Date: January 30, 2016 04:11PM

Usually just zucchini, cucumber, and carrots. I found some cauliflower and acorn squash once. Another time I came across a snow pea.

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Re: Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: Pineapple ()
Date: January 30, 2016 04:12PM

A pineapple works well.

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Re: Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 30, 2016 04:14PM

eggplant
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Re: Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 30, 2016 04:15PM

Do you think the first hunter gatherers women used vegetables as dildos?

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Re: Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: oh thank heaven ()
Date: January 30, 2016 04:22PM

Gerry's wants to drink a slurpee out of eesh's but it keeps melting

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Re: Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: Sorry.... ()
Date: January 30, 2016 06:27PM

Sorry....

When I got too close and smelled that stench of rotted yeast it brought my lunch up.

I would have thought she would have cleaned up afterwards?

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Re: Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 30, 2016 06:51PM

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Re: Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 30, 2016 06:52PM

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Re: Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 30, 2016 06:53PM

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Re: Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: Good Samaritan ()
Date: January 30, 2016 06:53PM

Yeah...no

#TEAMFUCKYOUALL

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Re: Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: Muff Cabbage! ()
Date: January 30, 2016 07:00PM

I dont wanto talk about it

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Re: Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: interesting concept ()
Date: January 30, 2016 07:20PM

A guy went into the Nabisco headquarters one day and said "I got the worlds greatest product. Its a liquid you spray on pussy and it taste like mixed vegetables! It'll be a great product"
The CEO looks and grins "I don't know about that, but if you can come up with a spray that makes mixed vegetables taste like pussy than we have a deal"

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Re: Have you ever found mixed vegatables in a girls va-jay-jay?
Posted by: vegetarian ()
Date: January 30, 2016 07:24PM

My girl is a carnivore. She likes a sausage

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