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Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
#1 Meade fan
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Date: November 26, 2015 10:07AM
My wife is off to the grocery store in a few minutes to pick up some last minute items. With my WWMD (What Would Meade Do) guiding light, what should I have her pick up so we can have a "Old Fashioned Meade Southern Thanksgiving" dinner?
I already have on the menu sweet tea, gravy and biscuits, pecan pie, and honey buns, in honor of Meade (from the great "Fat No More" video). What else should I have my wife pick up?
I already have on the menu sweet tea, gravy and biscuits, pecan pie, and honey buns, in honor of Meade (from the great "Fat No More" video). What else should I have my wife pick up?
Re: Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
#2 Meade fan
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Date: November 26, 2015 11:03AM
Have you hired a colored woman to do the cooking, serving, and cleaning up?
Also try
Brown Sugar Glazed Coca Cola Ham
Corn bread
Mashed potatoes with cream cheese
Brown Sugar Glazed Carrots
Deviled eggs
Also try
Brown Sugar Glazed Coca Cola Ham
Corn bread
Mashed potatoes with cream cheese
Brown Sugar Glazed Carrots
Deviled eggs
Re: Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
djkir
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Date: November 26, 2015 11:50AM
Donuts about 2 dozen, 5 cakes made into a turkey, plenty of foolish pilgrim hats to wear for the folks who are dressing as Pilgrims, feathers for the Indians, Thanksgiving day balloons to run around the yard with,
Re: Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
#1 Meade fan
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Date: November 26, 2015 12:15PM
I like the balloon idea and the Pilgrim hats. Gold! It is going to be a wonderful "Meade Thanksgiving" in my house! Off to Giant to get balloons and hats!
Does Meade pull out his Injun garb to wear for Thanksgiving dinner?
Does Meade pull out his Injun garb to wear for Thanksgiving dinner?
Re: Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
idea man
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Date: November 26, 2015 12:28PM
Also, make sure you set a place for "Imaginary Girlfriend Sarah," just like they do at the Hauffe homestead.
Re: Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
Emil Nitrate
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Date: November 26, 2015 01:08PM
idea man Wrote:
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> Also, make sure you set a place for "Imaginary
> Girlfriend Sarah," just like they do at the Hauffe
> homestead.
I put a sweater on the back a chair at the table setting and keep telling my other guests that Sarah is in the bathroom.
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> Also, make sure you set a place for "Imaginary
> Girlfriend Sarah," just like they do at the Hauffe
> homestead.
I put a sweater on the back a chair at the table setting and keep telling my other guests that Sarah is in the bathroom.
Re: Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
It takes a village
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Date: November 26, 2015 01:13PM
#1 Meade fan Wrote:
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> My wife is off to the grocery store in a few
> minutes to pick up some last minute items. With
> my WWMD (What Would Meade Do) guiding light, what
> should I have her pick up so we can have a "Old
> Fashioned Meade Southern Thanksgiving" dinner?
>
> I already have on the menu sweet tea, gravy and
> biscuits, pecan pie, and honey buns, in honor of
> Meade (from the great "Fat No More" video). What
> else should I have my wife pick up?
I'm sure the Skelton-Haufe klan goes through lots of wine.
Hard liquor too if meade decides to sit down at the piano and sing.
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> My wife is off to the grocery store in a few
> minutes to pick up some last minute items. With
> my WWMD (What Would Meade Do) guiding light, what
> should I have her pick up so we can have a "Old
> Fashioned Meade Southern Thanksgiving" dinner?
>
> I already have on the menu sweet tea, gravy and
> biscuits, pecan pie, and honey buns, in honor of
> Meade (from the great "Fat No More" video). What
> else should I have my wife pick up?
I'm sure the Skelton-Haufe klan goes through lots of wine.
Hard liquor too if meade decides to sit down at the piano and sing.
Re: Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
Scooter guy
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Date: November 26, 2015 02:00PM
Emil Nitrate Wrote:
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> idea man Wrote:
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> > Also, make sure you set a place for "Imaginary
> > Girlfriend Sarah," just like they do at the
> Hauffe
> > homestead.
>
>
> I put a sweater on the back a chair at the table
> setting and keep telling my other guests that
> Sarah is in the bathroom.
In the bathroom for a log period of time? Do you also tell them Sarah is bulimic?
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> idea man Wrote:
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> -----
> > Also, make sure you set a place for "Imaginary
> > Girlfriend Sarah," just like they do at the
> Hauffe
> > homestead.
>
>
> I put a sweater on the back a chair at the table
> setting and keep telling my other guests that
> Sarah is in the bathroom.
In the bathroom for a log period of time? Do you also tell them Sarah is bulimic?
Re: Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
pilgrim hats hell
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Date: November 26, 2015 02:55PM
djkir Wrote:
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> plenty of foolish pilgrim hats to wear
for a more southern theme, plenty of KKK robes and hoods...
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> plenty of foolish pilgrim hats to wear
for a more southern theme, plenty of KKK robes and hoods...
Re: Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
also Buy
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Date: November 26, 2015 03:05PM
A Meade CD to play "ad nauseum". Meade: "Play it again Gretchen" Gretchen: "Already Played it about 50 times literally!!!!!"
Re: Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
Emil Nitrate
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Date: November 26, 2015 03:22PM
Scooter guy Wrote:
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> Emil Nitrate Wrote:
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> > idea man Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Also, make sure you set a place for
> "Imaginary
> > > Girlfriend Sarah," just like they do at the
> > Hauffe
> > > homestead.
> >
> >
> > I put a sweater on the back a chair at the
> table
> > setting and keep telling my other guests that
> > Sarah is in the bathroom.
>
>
> In the bathroom for a log period of time? Do you
> also tell them Sarah is bulimic?
Don't need to.
Everyone who knows Meade knows something will be terribly wrong with anyone who would want to date him.
Bulimia is the least of his worries.
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> Emil Nitrate Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > idea man Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Also, make sure you set a place for
> "Imaginary
> > > Girlfriend Sarah," just like they do at the
> > Hauffe
> > > homestead.
> >
> >
> > I put a sweater on the back a chair at the
> table
> > setting and keep telling my other guests that
> > Sarah is in the bathroom.
>
>
> In the bathroom for a log period of time? Do you
> also tell them Sarah is bulimic?
Don't need to.
Everyone who knows Meade knows something will be terribly wrong with anyone who would want to date him.
Bulimia is the least of his worries.
Re: Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
great idea, dude
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Date: November 26, 2015 05:32PM
pilgrim hats hell Wrote:
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> djkir Wrote:
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> >
> > plenty of foolish pilgrim hats to wear
>
>
> for a more southern theme, plenty of KKK robes and
> hoods...
Great idea!
For my Meade inspired Thanksgiving Feast next year I will get a confederate flag table runner.
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> djkir Wrote:
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> >
> > plenty of foolish pilgrim hats to wear
>
>
> for a more southern theme, plenty of KKK robes and
> hoods...
Great idea!
For my Meade inspired Thanksgiving Feast next year I will get a confederate flag table runner.
Re: Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
can't wait
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Date: November 26, 2015 05:33PM
pilgrim hats hell Wrote:
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> djkir Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > plenty of foolish pilgrim hats to wear
>
>
> for a more southern theme, plenty of KKK robes and
> hoods...
For my Meade inspired Thanksgiving Feast next year I will get a confederate flag table runner.
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> djkir Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > plenty of foolish pilgrim hats to wear
>
>
> for a more southern theme, plenty of KKK robes and
> hoods...
For my Meade inspired Thanksgiving Feast next year I will get a confederate flag table runner.
Re: Old Fashioned Meade Thanksgiving
Posted by:
Meade is a consumate actor
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Date: November 26, 2015 05:54PM
Meade dressed up as a gigantic butterball turkey and the drunk fag tried to pluck him.
Re: Old Fashioned Meadsally e Thanksgiving
Posted by:
A little bird told me
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Date: November 26, 2015 08:16PM
Meade is a consumate actor Wrote:
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> Meade dressed up as a gigantic butterball turkey
> and the drunk fag tried to pluck him.
Not all Salvation army bell ringers are volunteers.
Meade could easily dress like Santa and earn minimum wage.
Sure only Fags, drunks and criminals become bell ringers.
But Meade fits into at least one of those categories.
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> Meade dressed up as a gigantic butterball turkey
> and the drunk fag tried to pluck him.
Not all Salvation army bell ringers are volunteers.
Meade could easily dress like Santa and earn minimum wage.
Sure only Fags, drunks and criminals become bell ringers.
But Meade fits into at least one of those categories.
Re: Old Fashioned Meadsally e Thanksgiving
Posted by:
true dat
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Date: November 26, 2015 09:08PM
And Meade will fit into the Santa Suit quite well.
Re: Old Fashioned Meadsally e Thanksgiving
Posted by:
Of course
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Date: November 27, 2015 01:15AM
true dat Wrote:
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> And Meade will fit into the Santa Suit quite well.
And now that he has lost most of his hair, the white wig will fit better.
But he has put on at least 50 lbs in the last few months.
I'm thinking an ordinary Santa suit is going to have to be let out at the seams to allow for his newly reacquired girth.
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> And Meade will fit into the Santa Suit quite well.
And now that he has lost most of his hair, the white wig will fit better.
But he has put on at least 50 lbs in the last few months.
I'm thinking an ordinary Santa suit is going to have to be let out at the seams to allow for his newly reacquired girth.