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What's been missing?
Posted by:
Big Dick BlacKKK
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Date: November 13, 2015 12:33PM
The resident psycho lizzie.....that's what.
Out of the slammer not even one fucking day and already back at her post on FU.
Now she claims she wasn't incarcerated even tho the VA Inmate Locator said otherwise. She is delusional, mentally ill, and looks like a baby chimp. A MALE baby chimp to be accurate.
Convicts usually are back in jail pretty quick, so we just have to be patient.
Out of the slammer not even one fucking day and already back at her post on FU.
Now she claims she wasn't incarcerated even tho the VA Inmate Locator said otherwise. She is delusional, mentally ill, and looks like a baby chimp. A MALE baby chimp to be accurate.
Convicts usually are back in jail pretty quick, so we just have to be patient.
Re: What's been missing?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 13, 2015 12:36PM
I think she is having a manic episode; she's really angry that she was in jail.....but you know, you do the crime you do the time.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2015 12:37PM by eesh.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2015 12:37PM by eesh.
Re: What's been missing?
Posted by:
iLL
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Date: November 13, 2015 12:48PM
I wasn't in jail. I was at AIB. Also, no one is angry but you Mr. Going to jail for 360 days next week LOL! Mr. No lawyer. Mr. Two lawsuits. Mr. $5 proxy. Mr. #3 troll exposed. Mr. Poor white trash. Mr. Broke ass 40 year old internet bully. Mr. Faggot homosexual with a dead mom. Mr. Little limp Dick. Mr. Can't get out of community college.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2015 12:49PM by iLL.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2015 12:49PM by iLL.
Re: What's been missing?
Posted by:
Hughe Jass
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Date: November 13, 2015 12:51PM
I think the ape is angry. Feed her a banana.
Re: What's been missing?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 13, 2015 12:53PM
Hughe Jass Wrote:
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> I think the ape is angry. Feed her a banana.
Do you know what she is talking about when she says AIB?
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> I think the ape is angry. Feed her a banana.
Do you know what she is talking about when she says AIB?
Re: What's been missing?
Posted by:
Did you wear stripes lizzie?
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Date: November 13, 2015 12:54PM
iLL Wrote:
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> I wasn't in jail. I was at AIB.
Sounds like fucking jail to me
http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/sheriff/prc.htm
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> I wasn't in jail. I was at AIB.
Sounds like fucking jail to me
http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/sheriff/prc.htm
Re: What's been missing?
Posted by:
iLL
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Date: November 13, 2015 01:17PM
What programs are available to inmates in the Alternative Incarceration Branch that are different from in the Adult Detention Center?
The Alternative Incarceration Branch houses the Alternative Incarceration Program,which includes work release, community labor force and weekenders in jail.
*GASP* how did I get placed there if I wasn't on work release?!
The Alternative Incarceration Branch houses the Alternative Incarceration Program,which includes work release, community labor force and weekenders in jail.
*GASP* how did I get placed there if I wasn't on work release?!
Re: What's been missing?
Posted by:
iLL
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Date: November 13, 2015 01:20PM
Where is the Alternative Incarceration Branch (previously known as the Pre-Release Center)?
The address is 10520B Judicial Drive, Fairfax, VA 22030. The Alternative Incarceration Branch is in the Public Safety Center,adjacent to the Adult Detention Center and near the courthouse, just west of Chain Bridge Road. The public parking garage, a short walk to the facility, is at 10550 Page Avenue.
"Sounds like jail" except:
There are no cells. There are rooms, which you have a key to and a free to roam in and out of all day. There is soda machines, vending machines, cable, flat screen tv's, and you get to keep your meds on you, smoke, go out to eat real food. I was high as hell on ambien and ativan on my days off, it was great. I was either high, asleep or working LOL
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2015 01:21PM by iLL.
The address is 10520B Judicial Drive, Fairfax, VA 22030. The Alternative Incarceration Branch is in the Public Safety Center,adjacent to the Adult Detention Center and near the courthouse, just west of Chain Bridge Road. The public parking garage, a short walk to the facility, is at 10550 Page Avenue.
"Sounds like jail" except:
There are no cells. There are rooms, which you have a key to and a free to roam in and out of all day. There is soda machines, vending machines, cable, flat screen tv's, and you get to keep your meds on you, smoke, go out to eat real food. I was high as hell on ambien and ativan on my days off, it was great. I was either high, asleep or working LOL
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2015 01:21PM by iLL.
Re: What's been missing?
Posted by:
archived for next court date
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Date: November 13, 2015 01:23PM
iLL Wrote:
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> Where is the Alternative Incarceration Branch
> (previously known as the Pre-Release Center)?
>
> The address is 10520B Judicial Drive, Fairfax, VA
> 22030. The Alternative Incarceration Branch is in
> the Public Safety Center,adjacent to the Adult
> Detention Center and near the courthouse, just
> west of Chain Bridge Road. The public parking
> garage, a short walk to the facility, is at 10550
> Page Avenue.
>
>
>
>
> "Sounds like jail" except:
>
> There are no cells. There are rooms, which you
> have a key to and a free to roam in and out of all
> day. There is soda machines, vending machines,
> cable, flat screen tv's, and you get to keep your
> meds on you, smoke, go out to eat real food. I was
> high as hell on ambien and ativan on my days off,
> it was great. I was either high, asleep or working
> LOL
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> Where is the Alternative Incarceration Branch
> (previously known as the Pre-Release Center)?
>
> The address is 10520B Judicial Drive, Fairfax, VA
> 22030. The Alternative Incarceration Branch is in
> the Public Safety Center,adjacent to the Adult
> Detention Center and near the courthouse, just
> west of Chain Bridge Road. The public parking
> garage, a short walk to the facility, is at 10550
> Page Avenue.
>
>
>
>
> "Sounds like jail" except:
>
> There are no cells. There are rooms, which you
> have a key to and a free to roam in and out of all
> day. There is soda machines, vending machines,
> cable, flat screen tv's, and you get to keep your
> meds on you, smoke, go out to eat real food. I was
> high as hell on ambien and ativan on my days off,
> it was great. I was either high, asleep or working
> LOL
Re: What's been missing?
Posted by:
iLL
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Date: November 13, 2015 01:24PM
LOL what next court date? I always go to AIB. I have clout. Don't you remember I did weekends for punching a cop in the face?
Pretty amazing some little black chick with felony charges gets off so easily all the time huh?
Pretty amazing some little black chick with felony charges gets off so easily all the time huh?
Re: What's been missing?
Posted by:
iLL
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Date: November 13, 2015 01:25PM
Andddd they knew I was on my meds. I'll post the AIB "self medication program" papers when I get home.
Re: What's been missing?
Posted by:
Delusional Delusions
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Date: November 13, 2015 01:36PM
iLL Wrote:
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>
>
>
>
> "Sounds like jail" except:
>
> There are no cells. There are rooms, which you
> have a key to and a free to roam in and out of all
> day. There is soda machines, vending machines,
> cable, flat screen tv's, and you get to keep your
> meds on you, smoke, go out to eat real food. I was
> high as hell on ambien and ativan on my days off,
> it was great. I was either high, asleep or working
> LOL
So it was better than sleeping in your car.
Can you leave the building other than going to your "job"?
No.
That's jail.
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>
>
>
>
>
> "Sounds like jail" except:
>
> There are no cells. There are rooms, which you
> have a key to and a free to roam in and out of all
> day. There is soda machines, vending machines,
> cable, flat screen tv's, and you get to keep your
> meds on you, smoke, go out to eat real food. I was
> high as hell on ambien and ativan on my days off,
> it was great. I was either high, asleep or working
> LOL
So it was better than sleeping in your car.
Can you leave the building other than going to your "job"?
No.
That's jail.
Re: What's been missing?
Posted by:
dxyFn
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Date: November 13, 2015 02:11PM
iLL Wrote:
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> There are no cells. There are rooms, which you
> have a key to and a free to roam in and out of all
> day. There is soda machines, vending machines,
> cable, flat screen tv's, and you get to keep your
> meds on you, smoke, go out to eat real food. I was
> high as hell on ambien and ativan on my days off,
> it was great. I was either high, asleep or working
> LOL
The AIB FAQ page say different:
http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/sheriff/prc.htm
Are inmates allowed medical prescriptions?
Medications may be dropped in the medical prescription safe for all inmates confined to the Alternative Incarceration Branch. All prescriptions must be in their original container and have the inmate's name on them.
You sure you're not lying lizzie?
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> There are no cells. There are rooms, which you
> have a key to and a free to roam in and out of all
> day. There is soda machines, vending machines,
> cable, flat screen tv's, and you get to keep your
> meds on you, smoke, go out to eat real food. I was
> high as hell on ambien and ativan on my days off,
> it was great. I was either high, asleep or working
> LOL
The AIB FAQ page say different:
http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/sheriff/prc.htm
Are inmates allowed medical prescriptions?
Medications may be dropped in the medical prescription safe for all inmates confined to the Alternative Incarceration Branch. All prescriptions must be in their original container and have the inmate's name on them.
You sure you're not lying lizzie?
Re: What's been missing?
Posted by:
iLL
()
Date: November 13, 2015 02:17PM
Nope. I'm not lying. Once again, I have clout. I was in the self medication program. I kept mine on me. Don't worry, proof of this will be posted when I get home as I have stated numerous times.
Also, yes I was indeed allowed to go other places besides my work. It wasn't jail, get over it. You can say it was jail all day long, I will keep saying it wasn't.
People in jail have cells and don't get to go out. Sorry its bothering you soooo much that I was hold up in some cell for 24 hours that you're actually sitting here having this dialogue with me about it LMAO
What difference does it REALLY make?! I'm out now AND WHAAAAT
Also, yes I was indeed allowed to go other places besides my work. It wasn't jail, get over it. You can say it was jail all day long, I will keep saying it wasn't.
People in jail have cells and don't get to go out. Sorry its bothering you soooo much that I was hold up in some cell for 24 hours that you're actually sitting here having this dialogue with me about it LMAO
What difference does it REALLY make?! I'm out now AND WHAAAAT