Hey what's up guys? It's Prankster coming at ya live from the Exxon gas station to bring you exclusive pranks to play in public bathrooms or in your own home. Right now I just took a gigantic shit in the garbage can at this Exxon gas station. The foreigner who owns it is a jackass and shouldn't even be in this country so thought I'd give him a little gift lol. So shitting in the garbage can is the most basic. Of course the most effective is the sink. Now you can always just by pass all of this and just shit on the floor. Then they will have to close the bathroom. This one is a joke for the garbage man. Take massive shits in a garbage bag. Cut slits at the bottom so when garbage dude lifts it up, pow, shit all over him. Another thing to do is piss inside and all over your garbage bags. Then he gets piss on his hands and clothes. Now this is the exclusive end all, the grand finale. The ultimate. When you are drunk and pissed off at the establishment or just pissed in general this one is for you. Keep drinking so you have to piss a lot. And then cover the entire bathroom with your own piss. Take a shit on the floor, and unravel all of the toilet paper. I mean trash that bathroom. The owners and employees will have a shit show when they see it.

OP=SUPREME ALLIED DOUCHEBAG

Sad foreigner most likely kicked your sorry ass.

When I was in college I emptied out the bathroom soap dispenser and filled it with vegetable oil. A few hours later I heard my roommate yell "AWWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK? FUCKIN ASSHOLES" I lol'd.

I shit in the urinal once. The sink is great too. OP you forgot to empty the paper towels into the toilet and get it good and clogged up then shit on top of that mess and laugh about the guys having to snake the drain. HA!!!

Nip

That's a great idea! That's going to be it's own thread though with toilet clogging. It's fun, effective, hard to clean, and makes a huge mess. One time we clogged the toilet and then broke the handle so it kept flushing a jet stream of water! Really flooded the place. Another prank is to shit behind the toilet so that way they can't find it!

You mean shit in the tank right?

Nip

Why do fat fucks always have to talk about their shits and the bathroom?

Must be because they a disgusting and want to validate themselves.

Prankster Wrote:
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> Hey what's up guys? It's Prankster coming at ya
> live from the Exxon gas station to bring you
> exclusive pranks to play in public bathrooms or in
> your own home. Right now I just took a gigantic
> shit in the garbage can at this Exxon gas station.
> The foreigner who owns it is a jackass and
> shouldn't even be in this country so thought I'd
> give him a little gift lol. So shitting in the
> garbage can is the most basic. Of course the most
> effective is the sink. Now you can always just by
> pass all of this and just shit on the floor. Then
> they will have to close the bathroom. This one is
> a joke for the garbage man. Take massive shits in
> a garbage bag. Cut slits at the bottom so when
> garbage dude lifts it up, pow, shit all over him.
> Another thing to do is piss inside and all over
> your garbage bags. Then he gets piss on his hands
> and clothes. Now this is the exclusive end all,
> the grand finale. The ultimate. When you are
> drunk and pissed off at the establishment or just
> pissed in general this one is for you. Keep
> drinking so you have to piss a lot. And then
> cover the entire bathroom with your own piss.
> Take a shit on the floor, and unravel all of the
> toilet paper. I mean trash that bathroom. The
> owners and employees will have a shit show when
> they see it.

That's stupid.

NippleChuck Wrote:
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> You mean shit in the tank right?
>
> Nip


Shitting in the tank (the upper decker), the gift that keeps on giving.

That prank is best to do as a teen at a party that the hosts parents are unaware of. That turd will linger for a while and keep the bowl a nice brown color with every flush.

Saran wrap over the bowl is a great party gag also. Make sure everyone is good and drunk, but you'll fuck it up if you try putting the saran wrap on drunk

My buddy and I put a bunch of shit on the railroad tracks for the train to hit. Like we put a shopping cart on there and it went *whoooooooop*. We also put milk crates and a kids bike on there. Anyways like 10 minutes later the railroad cops came swarming in and arrested us on 3 counts of vandalism, trespassing, destruction of property, and public endangerment of human life because the idiots thought we wanted to derail the train.

wont happen where i work. we have security cameras up in our restrooms

txwzqas Wrote:
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> wont happen where i work. we have security cameras
> up in our restrooms


Fail. Unless you want a nice lawsuit when it's found.

Someone unbolted all the stalls in college but left them up. Poor guy went in to do his business and 4 stalls collapsed on top of him. Bonus the noise caused all of us to run in to find him under the wreckage. He was fine but squirming with his pants around his ankles...

Great advice! One time I climbed up on a co-workers car and dropped a deuce on the hood. then this girl who was watching got a spoon and said put some under the door handle. then we waited for him to go to leave. Dude was super pissed! first annoyed about the turd on his hood, but then when he opened the door his fingers were covered in soft warm fresh shit. We ran inside and locked the doors until he finally left.

I don't know if Brown Onion would approve of this Tomfoolery.