Accident of FFXU Parkway & Poopshead Road

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Accident of FFXU Parkway & Poopshead Road

Posted by: BioHazard. ()

Date: September 19, 2015 09:25AM

I was in the car, wasn't paying attention at the light, and accidentally rolled forward and ran into the back of the car in front of me this morning.

I got out of the car to check the damage and this tiny little dwarf wearing a Donald Trump for President shirt got out of the driver's side and approached me.

I said "Dude, I am so sorry. This entirely my fault. I'll pay for all the damages"

The little dwarf guy stood up on his toes, reached his arm up, and the little fucker actually poked me in the chest and said "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

I said "So, which one are you then?"

He fucking flipped out and attacked me.

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Re: Accident of FFXU Parkway & Poopshead Road

Posted by: long time lurker...4 ()

Date: September 19, 2015 10:34AM

Yeah I almost had an accident today on 496 and near Gordon Blvd

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Re: Accident of FFXU Parkway & Poopshead Road

Posted by: lollll ()

Date: September 19, 2015 11:02AM

I almost had an accident in Man-Ass-as the other day..but it *depends* who you ask who's fault it was......I almost took it from the rear too!

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Re: Accident of FFXU Parkway & Poopshead Road

Posted by: more more more ()

Date: September 19, 2015 11:08AM

I was in the city, reading some data on my phone while some DC urban mom rear ended me.

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Re: Accident of FFXU Parkway & Poopshead Road

Posted by: Urban ()

Date: September 19, 2015 12:45PM

Rear ended this urban mom
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