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Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Thread MIA? ()
Date: May 23, 2014 07:19PM

Something is missing from Fairfax Underground, but I can't put my finger on it...
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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA ()
Date: May 23, 2014 07:43PM

I literally LOL

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: eesh is pretty damn fat ()
Date: May 23, 2014 08:24PM

FATSO!

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: LOOK EESH!!!!!! ()
Date: May 23, 2014 08:48PM

Do you realize how trashy you are?

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Date: May 23, 2014 09:08PM

LULZ

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Hmmm... ()
Date: May 23, 2014 09:19PM

That's got to be a record time here for thread removal. Eesh seems to have the magic touch.

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Not a record at all ()
Date: May 23, 2014 09:21PM

Hmmm... Wrote:
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> That's got to be a record time here for thread
> removal. Eesh seems to have the magic touch.


But why would he want a thread about where he attends school to be removed?

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: NIGGER NIGGER NIGARDLY NIGGER! ()
Date: May 23, 2014 09:49PM

You are a disgrace to the white race!

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Carl Yellowberries ()
Date: May 23, 2014 10:02PM

Teehee
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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: eesh looks like ms piggie ()
Date: May 23, 2014 10:03PM

Carl Yellowberries Wrote:
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> Teehee


This is gay

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Double chin ()
Date: May 24, 2014 12:25AM

You need to lose weight! Feel great!

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2014 12:29AM

I just noticed something....I have a lot of bare skin right there on my forearm. I could easily fit more ink there.

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: No mirrors in eesh's life ()
Date: May 24, 2014 12:32AM

Do you not have mirrors or even look at yourself? I wouldn't either if I looked like that. It takes a pic of yourself to notice that. Sheesh.

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Eli 2 lazy to log in ()
Date: May 24, 2014 12:40AM

I wish I could look like that, he may be overweight but he doesn't have my pockmarks or retruded jaw.

If only I could have used the GI Bill too, but my drug charge and ADHD medication disqualifies me from service. How has he been going to school for five years when the GI Bill only lasts 36 months? Chuck said it so it must be true.

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Non-Fat ()
Date: May 24, 2014 12:58AM

Double chin Wrote:
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> You need to lose weight! Feel great!

The thing is, if you watch his TV appearance, eesh doesn't look all that fat. Maybe 180-190 or so, but we're not talking about a guy who's morbidly obese, here.

The things that do stand out are the size of his melon and the fact that he's got a really long torso.

The main question is whether he's just lost the genetic lottery and will always put weight on in his face or if he's bloated from his pharmaceutical adventures with various anti-psychotics.

As an irrelevant aside, Lorenzo Hall looks like he towers over eesh.
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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Eli 2 lazy to log in ()
Date: May 24, 2014 01:05AM

Non-Fat Wrote:
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> Double chin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You need to lose weight! Feel great!
>
> The thing is, if you watch his TV appearance, eesh
> doesn't look all that fat. Maybe 180-190 or so,
> but we're not talking about a guy who's morbidly
> obese, here.
>
> The things that do stand out are the size of his
> melon and the fact that he's got a really long
> torso.
>
> The main question is whether he's just lost the
> genetic lottery and will always put weight on in
> his face or if he's bloated from his
> pharmaceutical adventures with various
> anti-psychotics.
>
> As an irrelevant aside, Lorenzo Hall looks like he
> towers over eesh.



I know, he's not that fat, but I hate how he has a full head of hair while I'm only in my early 20s with a receding hairline.

LULZ at that genetic lottery comment. I guess he's like chuckhoffmann with his mentally disabled daughter. I mean, what type of genetic deficiency does chuckhoffmann have to birth a retarded daughter? Does eesh have the same retard gene that chuckhoffmann has?

On a side note, I like how you can see eesh's nipple piercings through his sweater. It get me all aroused.

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Bobbi ()
Date: May 24, 2014 01:09AM

he's ok
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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Eli 2 lazy to log in ()
Date: May 24, 2014 01:14AM

What happened to his blonde curls? I wanted to run my hands through them.

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2014 01:27AM

Chuck Chuck Chuck......



......so many questions. Remember when you swore up and down I was defrauding the GI Bill by claiming I was going to school in Northern Virginia? The more I said "you don't know what you are talking about", the more you were determined to expose the "truth" about the scam you envisioned in your head.

Then there's your claim that I have been going to school since '09, yet the GI Bill lasts for 36 months. How does that work?

Do you have some sort of thought disorder?


Then there's the fact that the news anchor noted how I just moved back to the area, yet in all of the backgrounds you and Eli run constantly, my address has been the same for 33 years. Odd!

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: butt chugger. ()
Date: May 24, 2014 01:34AM

Thread MIA? Wrote:
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> Something is missing from Fairfax Underground, but
> I can't put my finger on it...


Cary also deleted the thread where you lied and said you had killed you parents and were about to do the same to your sister. He deletes a lot of you troll threads Misery.

Plus you lied and said that lizzie had something to do with it. You're just jelous that she has moved on with her life. Here are some things she has done that you will NEVER do:

1. Moved out of her mom's house
2. Got married
3. Has a steady job
4. Is in school
5. Got a life and left FFXU

You on the other hand are

1. Living at home
2. To fat, ugly, unstable and enemployed for any girl to ever take seriously
3. Unable to even get a job, much less hold down a job for more than a week
4. Dropped out of college
5. Still the laughing stock of FFXU


Why don't you do us a favor and take an acid bath you stupid, cock-sucking, fat, jelly, faggot ass, nigger?

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Some crazy shit ()
Date: May 24, 2014 01:47AM

butt chugger. Wrote:
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> Thread MIA? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Something is missing from Fairfax Underground,
> but
> > I can't put my finger on it...
>
>
> Cary also deleted the thread where you lied and
> said you had killed you parents and were about to
> do the same to your sister. He deletes a lot of
> you troll threads Misery.
>
> Plus you lied and said that lizzie had something
> to do with it. You're just jelous that she has
> moved on with her life. Here are some things she
> has done that you will NEVER do:
>
> 1. Moved out of her mom's house
> 2. Got married
> 3. Has a steady job
> 4. Is in school
> 5. Got a life and left FFXU
>
> You on the other hand are
>
> 1. Living at home
> 2. To fat, ugly, unstable and enemployed for any
> girl to ever take seriously
> 3. Unable to even get a job, much less hold down a
> job for more than a week
> 4. Dropped out of college
> 5. Still the laughing stock of FFXU
>
>
> Why don't you do us a favor and take an acid bath
> you stupid, cock-sucking, fat, jelly, faggot ass,
> nigger?


Please don't ever post here again until you learn the difference between to, too, two. And "your" not "you parents"

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Knower of things ()
Date: May 24, 2014 01:48AM

Lizzie is not married, still engaged to Meade's twin!

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: eesh has moobs ()
Date: May 24, 2014 01:54AM

Eli 2 lazy to log in Wrote:
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> Non-Fat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Double chin Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You need to lose weight! Feel great!
> >
> > The thing is, if you watch his TV appearance,
> eesh
> > doesn't look all that fat. Maybe 180-190 or so,
> > but we're not talking about a guy who's
> morbidly
> > obese, here.
> >
> > The things that do stand out are the size of
> his
> > melon and the fact that he's got a really long
> > torso.
> >
> > The main question is whether he's just lost the
> > genetic lottery and will always put weight on
> in
> > his face or if he's bloated from his
> > pharmaceutical adventures with various
> > anti-psychotics.
> >
> > As an irrelevant aside, Lorenzo Hall looks like
> he
> > towers over eesh.
>
>
>
> I know, he's not that fat, but I hate how he has a
> full head of hair while I'm only in my early 20s
> with a receding hairline.
>
> LULZ at that genetic lottery comment. I guess he's
> like chuckhoffmann with his mentally disabled
> daughter. I mean, what type of genetic deficiency
> does chuckhoffmann have to birth a retarded
> daughter? Does eesh have the same retard gene that
> chuckhoffmann has?
>
> On a side note, I like how you can see eesh's
> nipple piercings through his sweater. It get me
> all aroused.

Those are moobs.

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2014 01:57AM

I wouldn't worry about Misery. I've already printed out his suicide and pedophilia themed posts and mailed them in a certified letter to his parents today, along with a letter explaining how I feel he posted those messages that got his home swatted.

I also volunteered to turn over my desktop computer to have it forensically examined to clear any suspicion that Misery falsely put on me. Since lizzie is no longer an active member of this site, I'm confidant she will be cleared as well.

I assumed for the longest time he had concealed his online history from his parents, but since he was in the presence of his parents when he explained FFXU to the police, I'm sure they have a better understanding of who and what their son is like.


As a footnote, a lot of these threads and posts are done by Eli. He sees himself as some sort of master manipulator, and he has numerous screen names with different writing styles and personalities. The sad thing is that he bumps a lot of his threads and talks to himself to give the appearance that multiple people are talking.

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Welp ()
Date: May 24, 2014 02:05AM

He's probably going to really kill himself now

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Lost ()
Date: May 24, 2014 03:21AM

eesh Wrote:
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> I wouldn't worry about Misery. I've already
> printed out his suicide and pedophilia themed
> posts and mailed them in a certified letter to his
> parents today, along with a letter explaining how
> I feel he posted those messages that got his home
> swatted.
>
> I also volunteered to turn over my desktop
> computer to have it forensically examined to clear
> any suspicion that Misery falsely put on me. Since
> lizzie is no longer an active member of this site,
> I'm confidant she will be cleared as well.
>
> I assumed for the longest time he had concealed
> his online history from his parents, but since he
> was in the presence of his parents when he
> explained FFXU to the police, I'm sure they have a
> better understanding of who and what their son is
> like.
>
>
> As a footnote, a lot of these threads and posts
> are done by Eli. He sees himself as some sort of
> master manipulator, and he has numerous screen
> names with different writing styles and
> personalities. The sad thing is that he bumps a
> lot of his threads and talks to himself to give
> the appearance that multiple people are talking.


tl;dr

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2014 03:29AM

Lost Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wouldn't worry about Misery. I've already
> > printed out his suicide and pedophilia themed
> > posts and mailed them in a certified letter to
> his
> > parents today, along with a letter explaining
> how
> > I feel he posted those messages that got his
> home
> > swatted.
> >
> > I also volunteered to turn over my desktop
> > computer to have it forensically examined to
> clear
> > any suspicion that Misery falsely put on me.
> Since
> > lizzie is no longer an active member of this
> site,
> > I'm confidant she will be cleared as well.
> >
> > I assumed for the longest time he had
> concealed
> > his online history from his parents, but since
> he
> > was in the presence of his parents when he
> > explained FFXU to the police, I'm sure they have
> a
> > better understanding of who and what their son
> is
> > like.
> >
> >
> > As a footnote, a lot of these threads and posts
> > are done by Eli. He sees himself as some sort
> of
> > master manipulator, and he has numerous screen
> > names with different writing styles and
> > personalities. The sad thing is that he bumps a
> > lot of his threads and talks to himself to give
> > the appearance that multiple people are
> talking.
>
>
> tl;dr
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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: jvGXp ()
Date: May 24, 2014 03:35AM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wouldn't worry about Misery. I've already
> printed out his suicide and pedophilia themed
> posts and mailed them in a certified letter to his
> parents today, along with a letter explaining how
> I feel he posted those messages that got his home
> swatted.
>
> I also volunteered to turn over my desktop
> computer to have it forensically examined to clear
> any suspicion that Misery falsely put on me. Since
> lizzie is no longer an active member of this site,
> I'm confidant she will be cleared as well.
>
> I assumed for the longest time he had concealed
> his online history from his parents, but since he
> was in the presence of his parents when he
> explained FFXU to the police, I'm sure they have a
> better understanding of who and what their son is
> like.
>
>
> As a footnote, a lot of these threads and posts
> are done by Eli. He sees himself as some sort of
> master manipulator, and he has numerous screen
> names with different writing styles and
> personalities. The sad thing is that he bumps a
> lot of his threads and talks to himself to give
> the appearance that multiple people are talking.

Details, Please?

You seem evil, but he's using your methods to be even more evil, then you must be awesome.

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: turkey buzzard in a porkpie hat ()
Date: June 02, 2014 05:32AM

so what happened?

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: WhNPk ()
Date: June 02, 2014 11:01PM

Here are some things lizzie
> she
> > has done that you will NEVER do:
> >
> > 1. Moved out of her mom's house -FALSE
> > 2. Got married - FALSE
> > 3. Has a steady job - FALSE
> > 4. Is in school - FALSE
> > 5. Got a life and left FFXU - FALSE

fify

Only thing we know is that Mo did end up back in ADC.

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: lolwut ()
Date: September 08, 2014 11:11PM

jvGXp Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wouldn't worry about Misery. I've already
> > printed out his suicide and pedophilia themed
> > posts and mailed them in a certified letter to
> his
> > parents today, along with a letter explaining
> how
> > I feel he posted those messages that got his
> home
> > swatted.
> >
> > I also volunteered to turn over my desktop
> > computer to have it forensically examined to
> clear
> > any suspicion that Misery falsely put on me.
> Since
> > lizzie is no longer an active member of this
> site,
> > I'm confidant she will be cleared as well.
> >
> > I assumed for the longest time he had
> concealed
> > his online history from his parents, but since
> he
> > was in the presence of his parents when he
> > explained FFXU to the police, I'm sure they have
> a
> > better understanding of who and what their son
> is
> > like.
> >
> >
> > As a footnote, a lot of these threads and posts
> > are done by Eli. He sees himself as some sort
> of
> > master manipulator, and he has numerous screen
> > names with different writing styles and
> > personalities. The sad thing is that he bumps a
> > lot of his threads and talks to himself to give
> > the appearance that multiple people are
> talking.
>
> Details, Please?
>
> You seem evil, but he's using your methods to be
> even more evil, then you must be awesome.

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: 7cDK7 ()
Date: February 03, 2015 08:30PM

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: "pointing prints" ()
Date: August 20, 2015 09:19AM

butt chugger. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thread MIA? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Something is missing from Fairfax Underground,
> but
> > I can't put my finger on it...
>
>
> Cary also deleted the thread where you lied and
> said you had killed you parents and were about to
> do the same to your sister. He deletes a lot of
> you troll threads Misery.
>
> Plus you lied and said that lizzie had something
> to do with it. You're just jelous that she has
> moved on with her life. Here are some things she
> has done that you will NEVER do:
>
> 1. Moved out of her mom's house
> 2. Got married
> 3. Has a steady job
> 4. Is in school
> 5. Got a life and left FFXU
>
> You on the other hand are
>
> 1. Living at home
> 2. To fat, ugly, unstable and enemployed for any
> girl to ever take seriously
> 3. Unable to even get a job, much less hold down a
> job for more than a week
> 4. Dropped out of college
> 5. Still the laughing stock of FFXU
>
>
> Why don't you do us a favor and take an acid bath
> you stupid, cock-sucking, fat, jelly, faggot ass,
> nigger?



-----------------------------------------------------------------


"......so many questions. Remember when you swore up and down I was defrauding the GI Bill by _____________________________________________? The more I said "you don't know what you are talking about", the more you were determined to expose the "truth" about the scam you envisioned in your head."

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: pointing is something humans do ()
Date: August 20, 2015 11:54AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Since lizzie is no longer an active member of this site,
> I'm confidant she will be cleared as well.



to indicate interest in something to one or more fellow humans


the simple act of pointing is uniquely human and deceptively powerful as a gesture and measure of self-awareness and intelligence

no other animal but the homo sapien 'points' at things

pointing is communication between animals; in other words, a lone animal would not point at an object of interest since there would be no animal nearby to receive the message that something is worth looking at

it takes two or more animals to make 'pointing' a communicative gesture, and one worth engaging in

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: Down the wrists ()
Date: August 20, 2015 02:05PM

Next time point the knife down your arms, not across

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: ManWithNoName ()
Date: August 21, 2015 10:18AM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wouldn't worry about Misery. I've already
> printed out his suicide and pedophilia themed
> posts and mailed them in a certified letter to his
> parents today, along with a letter explaining how
> I feel he posted those messages that got his home
> swatted.
>
> I also volunteered to turn over my desktop
> computer to have it forensically examined to clear
> any suspicion that Misery falsely put on me. Since
> lizzie is no longer an active member of this site,
> I'm confidant she will be cleared as well.
>
> I assumed for the longest time he had concealed
> his online history from his parents, but since he
> was in the presence of his parents when he
> explained FFXU to the police, I'm sure they have a
> better understanding of who and what their son is
> like.
>
>
> As a footnote, a lot of these threads and posts
> are done by Eli. He sees himself as some sort of
> master manipulator, and he has numerous screen
> names with different writing styles and
> personalities. The sad thing is that he bumps a
> lot of his threads and talks to himself to give
> the appearance that multiple people are talking.

Eesh you really did all this to the to the fucking doosh miz? Way to go Bro I owe you a beer.

MWNN

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: 2fat2furious ()
Date: August 21, 2015 07:15PM

2 people were real mad in this thread why


eesh Wrote:
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> Since lizzie is no longer an active member of this site,
> I'm confidant she will be cleared as well.

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: wtf lol ()
Date: August 21, 2015 11:48PM

"pointing prints" Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> butt chugger. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thread MIA? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Something is missing from Fairfax
> Underground,
> > but
> > > I can't put my finger on it...
> >
> >
> > Cary also deleted the thread where you lied and
> > said you had killed you parents and were about
> to
> > do the same to your sister. He deletes a lot
> of
> > you troll threads Misery.
> >
> > Plus you lied and said that lizzie had
> something
> > to do with it. You're just jelous that she has
> > moved on with her life. Here are some things
> she
> > has done that you will NEVER do:
> >
> > 1. Moved out of her mom's house
> > 2. Got married
> > 3. Has a steady job
> > 4. Is in school
> > 5. Got a life and left FFXU
> >
> > You on the other hand are
> >
> > 1. Living at home
> > 2. To fat, ugly, unstable and enemployed for
> any
> > girl to ever take seriously
> > 3. Unable to even get a job, much less hold down
> a
> > job for more than a week
> > 4. Dropped out of college
> > 5. Still the laughing stock of FFXU
> >
> >
> > Why don't you do us a favor and take an acid
> bath
> > you stupid, cock-sucking, fat, jelly, faggot
> ass,
> > nigger?
>
>
>
> --------------------------------------------------
> ---------------
>
>
> "......so many questions. Remember when you swore
> up and down I was defrauding the GI Bill by
> _____________________________________________? The
> more I said "you don't know what you are talking
> about", the more you were determined to expose the
> "truth" about the scam you envisioned in your
> head."


shut up limp dick fag she wasnt even a member of the site when this thread happen kill urself butter knife lmao!

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Re: Something Is Missing...
Posted by: hashtagfail ()
Date: August 22, 2015 08:44AM

I hope that wasn't supposed to be an impersonation..

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