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Best joke ever

Posted by: The Prankster ()

Date: August 15, 2015 03:54PM

Ok, go to your local cigar store and acquire an empty box of really good cigars like Padron or Arturo Fuente. Eat some greasy, smelly, sloppy, and spicy food. But some laxatives. Take a giant greasy stinky shit in the empty cigar box. Leave it outside a country club or a place where rich wasps congregate. Hide behind a bush or a tree and video tape their reactions!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAASHAHAHAAAAAAA

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Re: Best joke ever

Posted by: hands down ()

Date: August 15, 2015 03:55PM

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Re: Best joke ever

Posted by: Phantom.Shitter ()

Date: August 15, 2015 05:44PM

Well, the problem with that for me is...I'm on Miralax. So, anything I could put into said cigar box would have the aforementioned country club members saying, "Hey Milton...someone left pudding in this cigar box!"

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Re: Best joke ever

Posted by: I worry for society ()

Date: August 15, 2015 05:46PM

The Prankster Wrote:
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> Ok, go to your local cigar store and acquire an
> empty box of really good cigars like Padron or
> Arturo Fuente. Eat some greasy, smelly, sloppy,
> and spicy food. But some laxatives. Take a giant
> greasy stinky shit in the empty cigar box. Leave
> it outside a country club or a place where rich
> wasps congregate. Hide behind a bush or a tree and
> video tape their reactions!!!!
> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAASHAHAHA
> AAAAAA

I really can't believe you would take the time to write this

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Re: Best joke ever

Posted by: Mr. Gumby ()

Date: August 15, 2015 06:01PM

This is the world's funniest joke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ienp4J3pW7U

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