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Which is Serious. .... Which is the Joke. ( ? )
Posted by:
a modest proposal
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Date: July 02, 2015 11:14AM
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Re: Which is Serious. .... Which is the Joke. ( ? )
Posted by:
a modest proposal
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Date: July 02, 2015 12:30PM
a related excerpt:
"Now, my beloved, covertly censorious admin, every single fucking person who hangs for any length of time at FU knows that YOU are NOT objective about anything involving eesh.
But let's imagine for a moment that you are. If so, you would READILY acknowledge that my "poopfucker thread" *a simple, silly, harmless cartoon--(the editor)* is objectively LESS offensive - I daresay FAR less offensive - than eesh's "Respect the BBC" *thread with nothing but pornographic photos of african american male genitals, in a state of arousal or in the act of coitus, sans any commentary or explanation (the editor)*.
BOTH THREADS ARE FUCKING RIDICULOUS, MAN!
*BOTH* THREADS ARE, if you will, "GARBAGE" -- they have no redeeming social value.
They are no more or less than BAD, DIRTY JOKES.
BUT - on the other hand - *NEITHER* THREAD TRANSGRESSES *MY* UNDERSTANDING OF THE PARAMETERS OF ACCEPTABLE OFF-TOPIC BLATHER.
THAT AIN'T A CRAPFLOOD, BROTHER!
AND IF IT *IS* - THEN YOUR BOY EESH IS EQUALLY GUILTY OF SUCH "CRAPFLOODING".
***"Pere Ubu" being a character in "the insanely scatological play Ubu Roi" by Alfred Jarry in 1896 -- a notable early blow struck for artistic transgression of the most outrageous kind, with the transgression flag subsequently picked up by Marcel Duchamps (check out "Étant donnés") and others, and RECENTLY held aloft briefly by MRMISERY -- until the FUCKING CENSOR - that would be you, Cary - BANNED HIS ASS for being - LOL - "THE PRIMARY TROLL"(!!!!!!!!).
I posted a pretty good, detailed defense of Misery's transgressiveness, directed at you - very polite, no bad words as here (that I recall), and quite sincere - somewhere in the endless "FU After Dark" thread. Compared him to, uh, that dude -- Cy Twombly. And 'twas a legit comparison -- which you ignored, natch. Philistine that you are.
OH SHIT -- I CALLED CARY A "PHILISTINE" -- NOW I'M *SURE* TO BE BANNED!!!!!!!!!!! (Don't matter if you ban me, brah -- you'll *still* be a philistine, and proud of it, no doubt.)
Ah, here it is: http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/638754.html#msg-638754
The key line being: "When I scroll through Miz's gibberish posts, I see a form of self-expression -- part troll, yes, but also part rage, and part pure uncensored id."
But you don't get that, just like you don't get Jarry or Duchamps.
And that's cool. I'm not an art snob.
BUT, if you're gonna hold yourself out as a "free expression" site - which you certainly do, my dear Cary - you kind of owe it to -- "someone" (to borrow a word, and, by implication, its accompanying context, from "Almost Cut My Hair" ) -- to hip yourself to transgression in modern art, just in case some VERY TALENTED MOTHERFUCKER - WHICH MIZ *IS*, my friend - decides to post a little transgressive art on your site, which plainly accommodates transgressive PORN, so, hell, I think the mofo runs this place would HAVE to be a philistine to not likewise accommodate transgressive ART, for pete's sake.
But he don't. Which is a drag. But I said my piece on that front in the above-noted post. Once. Didn't crapflood the forum. Blah blah blah.
Oh, I am just SUCH an EVIL motherfucker, ain't I?
[Er -- to clarify my sarcasm, which you are so often obtuse about - NO. I ain't evil. Sending threatening pictures of YOUR GUNS to Chuck Hoffman -- THAT'S evil and banworthy, to anyone whose moral compass is still intact -- which ain't you, evidently, so why am I pounding my head against the wall? Cos I'm an idiot. Okay. Fair enough. But, too, understand that when I call you "vermin," "hypocrite," "motherfucker," etc, those words come largely out of a sense of anger at your utter disregard for people like Chuck Hoffman and Miz, and your protection of a sociopath like eesh, who uses your forum as "an instrument for sociopathic aggression," in that Fairfax Underground enables Michael Basl "both to locate his targets (Misery, Chuck, etc) and to project his threats into the world" via, eg, the vile gun-threat pms he sent to Chuck Hoffman. And such actions have NOTHING to do with free expression; they SHIT on free speech, and to the extent you enable those actions (which is substantial), YOU shit on free speech, contrary to all your high-falutin principles and ideals, and iconic, stern-eyed poses for the Washington Post.]
Cary: 'Consider this your last warning to stop spreading
misinformation'
Duhn-duh-dun-dun.
Whatever has gotten into me?
This "free speech" thing, maybe????"
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"Now, my beloved, covertly censorious admin, every single fucking person who hangs for any length of time at FU knows that YOU are NOT objective about anything involving eesh.
But let's imagine for a moment that you are. If so, you would READILY acknowledge that my "poopfucker thread" *a simple, silly, harmless cartoon--(the editor)* is objectively LESS offensive - I daresay FAR less offensive - than eesh's "Respect the BBC" *thread with nothing but pornographic photos of african american male genitals, in a state of arousal or in the act of coitus, sans any commentary or explanation (the editor)*.
BOTH THREADS ARE FUCKING RIDICULOUS, MAN!
*BOTH* THREADS ARE, if you will, "GARBAGE" -- they have no redeeming social value.
They are no more or less than BAD, DIRTY JOKES.
BUT - on the other hand - *NEITHER* THREAD TRANSGRESSES *MY* UNDERSTANDING OF THE PARAMETERS OF ACCEPTABLE OFF-TOPIC BLATHER.
THAT AIN'T A CRAPFLOOD, BROTHER!
AND IF IT *IS* - THEN YOUR BOY EESH IS EQUALLY GUILTY OF SUCH "CRAPFLOODING".
***"Pere Ubu" being a character in "the insanely scatological play Ubu Roi" by Alfred Jarry in 1896 -- a notable early blow struck for artistic transgression of the most outrageous kind, with the transgression flag subsequently picked up by Marcel Duchamps (check out "Étant donnés") and others, and RECENTLY held aloft briefly by MRMISERY -- until the FUCKING CENSOR - that would be you, Cary - BANNED HIS ASS for being - LOL - "THE PRIMARY TROLL"(!!!!!!!!).
I posted a pretty good, detailed defense of Misery's transgressiveness, directed at you - very polite, no bad words as here (that I recall), and quite sincere - somewhere in the endless "FU After Dark" thread. Compared him to, uh, that dude -- Cy Twombly. And 'twas a legit comparison -- which you ignored, natch. Philistine that you are.
OH SHIT -- I CALLED CARY A "PHILISTINE" -- NOW I'M *SURE* TO BE BANNED!!!!!!!!!!! (Don't matter if you ban me, brah -- you'll *still* be a philistine, and proud of it, no doubt.)
Ah, here it is: http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/638754.html#msg-638754
The key line being: "When I scroll through Miz's gibberish posts, I see a form of self-expression -- part troll, yes, but also part rage, and part pure uncensored id."
But you don't get that, just like you don't get Jarry or Duchamps.
And that's cool. I'm not an art snob.
BUT, if you're gonna hold yourself out as a "free expression" site - which you certainly do, my dear Cary - you kind of owe it to -- "someone" (to borrow a word, and, by implication, its accompanying context, from "Almost Cut My Hair" ) -- to hip yourself to transgression in modern art, just in case some VERY TALENTED MOTHERFUCKER - WHICH MIZ *IS*, my friend - decides to post a little transgressive art on your site, which plainly accommodates transgressive PORN, so, hell, I think the mofo runs this place would HAVE to be a philistine to not likewise accommodate transgressive ART, for pete's sake.
But he don't. Which is a drag. But I said my piece on that front in the above-noted post. Once. Didn't crapflood the forum. Blah blah blah.
Oh, I am just SUCH an EVIL motherfucker, ain't I?
[Er -- to clarify my sarcasm, which you are so often obtuse about - NO. I ain't evil. Sending threatening pictures of YOUR GUNS to Chuck Hoffman -- THAT'S evil and banworthy, to anyone whose moral compass is still intact -- which ain't you, evidently, so why am I pounding my head against the wall? Cos I'm an idiot. Okay. Fair enough. But, too, understand that when I call you "vermin," "hypocrite," "motherfucker," etc, those words come largely out of a sense of anger at your utter disregard for people like Chuck Hoffman and Miz, and your protection of a sociopath like eesh, who uses your forum as "an instrument for sociopathic aggression," in that Fairfax Underground enables Michael Basl "both to locate his targets (Misery, Chuck, etc) and to project his threats into the world" via, eg, the vile gun-threat pms he sent to Chuck Hoffman. And such actions have NOTHING to do with free expression; they SHIT on free speech, and to the extent you enable those actions (which is substantial), YOU shit on free speech, contrary to all your high-falutin principles and ideals, and iconic, stern-eyed poses for the Washington Post.]
Cary: 'Consider this your last warning to stop spreading
misinformation'
Duhn-duh-dun-dun.
Whatever has gotten into me?
This "free speech" thing, maybe????"
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Re: Which is Serious. .... Which is the Joke. ( ? )
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: July 02, 2015 12:55PM
I always assumed eesh had some dirt on Cary and was blackmailing him to avoid censorship...How far off am I?
Re: Which is Serious. .... Which is the Joke. ( ? )
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: July 02, 2015 01:00PM
peekza Wrote:
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> I always assumed eesh had some dirt on Cary and
> was blackmailing him to avoid censorship...How far
> off am I?
Way off. I don't blackmail people.
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> I always assumed eesh had some dirt on Cary and
> was blackmailing him to avoid censorship...How far
> off am I?
Way off. I don't blackmail people.
Re: Which is Serious. .... Which is the Joke. ( ? )
Posted by:
White male
()
Date: July 02, 2015 01:13PM
He just tries to intimidate them and pay them back for his imagined injustices, as he did Maggie Zeh and several others.
Re: Which is Serious. .... Which is the Joke. ( ? )
Posted by:
low hanging fruit
()
Date: July 02, 2015 01:37PM
eesh Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > I always assumed eesh had some dirt on Cary and
> > was blackmailing him to avoid censorship...How
> far
> > off am I?
>
>
>
>
> Way off. I don't blackmail people.
Except for Conie...allegedly:
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1200151/1200151.html#msg-1200151
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > I always assumed eesh had some dirt on Cary and
> > was blackmailing him to avoid censorship...How
> far
> > off am I?
>
>
>
>
> Way off. I don't blackmail people.
Except for Conie...allegedly:
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1200151/1200151.html#msg-1200151
Re: Which is Serious. .... Which is the Joke. ( ? )
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: July 02, 2015 01:47PM
Conie is a very private person. Please respect that.
Re: Which is Serious. .... Which is the Joke. ( ? )
Posted by:
Vexxxed
()
Date: July 02, 2015 07:20PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Conie is a very private person. Please respect
> that.
eesh, I'm begging you. Please stop it. The pain in my side from laughing is almost unbearable.
Man what a funny guy. Spends his life stalking people including Conie and then tells others to respect her privacy.
Did she ever figure out that you are Eli?
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> Conie is a very private person. Please respect
> that.
eesh, I'm begging you. Please stop it. The pain in my side from laughing is almost unbearable.
Man what a funny guy. Spends his life stalking people including Conie and then tells others to respect her privacy.
Did she ever figure out that you are Eli?
Re: Which is Serious. .... Which is the Joke. ( ? )
Posted by:
laurence sterne
()
Date: July 02, 2015 08:00PM
Vexxxed Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Conie is a very private person. Please respect
> > that.
>
>
> eesh, I'm begging you. Please stop it. The pain
> in my side from laughing is almost unbearable.
>
> Man what a funny guy. Spends his life stalking
> people including Conie and then tells others to
> respect her privacy.
>
> Did she ever figure out that you are Eli?
Please respect Eli's privacy, Vexxxed. Cary has instructed us all that Eli, a man who has never even been proven to exist in any way whatsoever, is responsible for the misery death threat case and the SWATTING and the pipe bombs and 9/11, and the Hindenburg, the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby, the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, New Coke, Crystal Pepsi, the JFK thing, polio, and Kathleen Turner's transformation into a man.
And head lice.
Eli did it. Cary said so. But I believe in my heart Eli a man who has never been remotely proven to exist as a living actual homo sapien, is innocent of these wild accusations.
So please.
Vexxxed. You big bald bastard. My best friend. Godfather to my goddaughter.
I beg of you.
Vexxxed.
Vexxxed.
Vexxxed my friend. My brother.
Please respect Eli's privacy.
Vexxxed.
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Conie is a very private person. Please respect
> > that.
>
>
> eesh, I'm begging you. Please stop it. The pain
> in my side from laughing is almost unbearable.
>
> Man what a funny guy. Spends his life stalking
> people including Conie and then tells others to
> respect her privacy.
>
> Did she ever figure out that you are Eli?
Please respect Eli's privacy, Vexxxed. Cary has instructed us all that Eli, a man who has never even been proven to exist in any way whatsoever, is responsible for the misery death threat case and the SWATTING and the pipe bombs and 9/11, and the Hindenburg, the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby, the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, New Coke, Crystal Pepsi, the JFK thing, polio, and Kathleen Turner's transformation into a man.
And head lice.
Eli did it. Cary said so. But I believe in my heart Eli a man who has never been remotely proven to exist as a living actual homo sapien, is innocent of these wild accusations.
So please.
Vexxxed. You big bald bastard. My best friend. Godfather to my goddaughter.
I beg of you.
Vexxxed.
Vexxxed.
Vexxxed my friend. My brother.
Please respect Eli's privacy.
Vexxxed.
Re: Which is Serious. .... Which is the Joke. ( ? )
Posted by:
Vexxxed
()
Date: July 02, 2015 09:39PM
Ok.
Re: Which is Serious. .... Which is the Joke. ( ? )
Posted by:
Yuht
()
Date: July 03, 2015 12:02AM
White male Wrote:
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> He just tries to intimidate them and pay them back
> for his imagined injustices, as he did Maggie Zeh
> and several others.
indeed
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> He just tries to intimidate them and pay them back
> for his imagined injustices, as he did Maggie Zeh
> and several others.
indeed
Re: Which is Serious. .... Which is the Joke. ( ? )
Posted by:
Comedy Demurrer Association
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Date: July 03, 2015 04:46AM
Vexxxed Wrote:
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> Ok.
and i was about to name you my new comedy partner..
way to drop the ball, joe ball-dropper....smooth move ex lax
way to go with the bit, joe bit-go-wither....something stinks,, like
stale french
frries
,
o;,
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> Ok.
and i was about to name you my new comedy partner..
way to drop the ball, joe ball-dropper....smooth move ex lax
way to go with the bit, joe bit-go-wither....something stinks,, like
stale french
frries
,
o;,
d
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