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Going to Run for the GOP Nomination- Need Your Help for $5000
Posted by: Send Me Money ()
Date: June 29, 2015 01:32PM

I've decided since everybody else is running for the GOP I'm going to do it too. I've read the rules and I need to get $5000 to be an official candidate.

List your views here. I'll be supporting and responded to all views on this site in off-topic.

First, all my conventions will have strippers on stage.

Second, when I am announced at debates I will have hot "ring girl" with a sign walking around. Also to signal when I have completed a questioning round.
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Re: Going to Run for the GOP Nomination- Need Your Help for $5000
Posted by: lets see ()
Date: June 29, 2015 01:35PM

I want a candidate that can quickly think on their feet. Quickly, what are your first thoughts we you see this photo?

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Re: Going to Run for the GOP Nomination- Need Your Help for $5000
Posted by: Christie has a camel toe? ()
Date: June 29, 2015 01:40PM

lets see Wrote:
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> I want a candidate that can quickly think on their
> feet. Quickly, what are your first thoughts we
> you see this photo?

Christie has a camel toe?

Is that twat between his legs?

He reminds me of the Sta-Puft Marshmellow Man.

Has the Michelin Man changed careers?

Do they not have any mirrors in the NJ Governor's ansion?

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Re: Going to Run for the GOP Nomination- Need Your Help for $5000
Posted by: Send Me Money ()
Date: June 29, 2015 01:49PM

As a true republican, all I see is a black guy in the background looking to rob somebody.

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Re: Going to Run for the GOP Nomination- Need Your Help for $5000
Posted by: fufxu ()
Date: June 29, 2015 01:50PM

Can the man not stand without his thighs touching?

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Re: Going to Run for the GOP Nomination- Need Your Help for $5000
Posted by: hardcore right ()
Date: June 29, 2015 01:51PM

Send Me Money Wrote:
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> As a true republican, all I see is a black guy in
> the background looking to rob somebody.

You sir, have my vote!

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Re: Going to Run for the GOP Nomination- Need Your Help for $5000
Posted by: badabing ()
Date: June 29, 2015 02:04PM

I just can't vote for a guy that looks like this when he tries to play sports. I just can't.

Fruit of the loom Apple guy?

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Re: Going to Run for the GOP Nomination- Need Your Help for $5000
Posted by: Christie Critter ()
Date: June 29, 2015 02:04PM

fufxu Wrote:
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> Can the man not stand without his thighs touching?

His thighs 'touch' all the way down to his knees.

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Re: Going to Run for the GOP Nomination- Need Your Help for $5000
Posted by: badabing ()
Date: June 29, 2015 02:07PM

Pretend you were in a wacked out universe where Christie's wife was a straight up 10. What would that make him?

Christie+Challenges+Incumbent+Gov+Corzin

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Re: Going to Run for the GOP Nomination- Need Your Help for $5000
Posted by: Garth Algar ()
Date: July 01, 2015 03:22AM

I would love to see Meade run for president. He works with people not against them. He is a good listener and he is really enthusiastic. He'll answer the tough questions.
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