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Your biggest act of shame against the Nation...Memorial Day Edition
Posted by: Bud Hoal... ()
Date: May 25, 2015 06:40PM

What is your biggest act of shame against the United States?

Mine? While taking the nickel tour at Monticello (Okay, it is far more than a nickel), I farted on TJ's bed. I have to wonder if almost 200 years following his death, he had any idea that some guy would cut the cheese on the pillow where he rested his weary head each evening.

Oh, and I had a Glock G27 concealed on my hip.

God bless America!

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Re: Your biggest act of shame against the Nation...Memorial Day Edition
Posted by: Shocking ()
Date: May 25, 2015 06:56PM

Bud Hoal... Wrote:
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> What is your biggest act of shame against the
> United States?
>
> Mine? While taking the nickel tour at Monticello
> (Okay, it is far more than a nickel), I farted on
> TJ's bed. I have to wonder if almost 200 years
> following his death, he had any idea that some guy
> would cut the cheese on the pillow where he rested
> his weary head each evening.
>
> Oh, and I had a Glock G27 concealed on my hip.
>
> God bless America!


A retarded teatard guntard who hates America and the people who made it great. I am shocked.

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Re: Your biggest act of shame against the Nation...Memorial Day Edition
Posted by: Libtard B. Mad ()
Date: May 26, 2015 12:56AM

Shocking Wrote:
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> Bud Hoal... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What is your biggest act of shame against the
> > United States?
> >
> > Mine? While taking the nickel tour at
> Monticello
> > (Okay, it is far more than a nickel), I farted
> on
> > TJ's bed. I have to wonder if almost 200 years
> > following his death, he had any idea that some
> guy
> > would cut the cheese on the pillow where he
> rested
> > his weary head each evening.
> >
> > Oh, and I had a Glock G27 concealed on my hip.
> >
> > God bless America!
>
>
> A retarded teatard guntard who hates America and
> the people who made it great. I am shocked.
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Re: Your biggest act of shame against the Nation...Memorial Day Edition
Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: May 26, 2015 04:18AM

I farted while on patrol while in Afghanistan. It blew our cover because it was the best smelling thing there. Started one hell of a fire fight. The rags always popping those Halal farts, but the whole place still smell like shit 24/7.

Never Run Out of Ammo

Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People

Them or You

The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why

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Re: Your biggest act of shame against the Nation...Memorial Day Edition
Posted by: Gunlover-tard ()
Date: May 26, 2015 08:08AM

Gunlover Wrote:
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> I farted while on patrol while in Afghanistan. It
> blew our cover because it was the best smelling
> thing there. Started one hell of a fire fight.
> The rags always popping those Halal farts, but the
> whole place still smell like shit 24/7.


Never run out of spin.

Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people - quite often by accident.

The most important day in your life is the day some gunlover-tard accidentally kills you
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Re: Your biggest act of shame against the Nation...Memorial Day Edition
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: May 26, 2015 07:33PM

Is anyone keeping a running total of all the names eesh is using?

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Re: Your biggest act of shame against the Nation...Memorial Day Edition
Posted by: e.esh ()
Date: May 26, 2015 07:52PM

Nope, lost count months ago.

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