Going to Nevada to visit friends and will be driving from Vega up to Reno area. I've hear alot about the Bunny Ranch and might pay a visit.

Ive been told the ladies prices start at $300 but that's for like the first 15 minutes and to really have some fun you should expect to lay down closer to $1000. Their website says nothing about prices. Some of the girls on the website are pretty hot but I don't know if they are $1000 hot.

Also, I understand any intercourse is with a condom but what about BJ's? I'd really like to get a 2 girl blowjob!

Anybody have any 1st hand experience and any tips?

Thanks in advance. Leaving on the 18th.

Why pay fir sex when there are plenty of hobos that would give what you need for a sandwich?

Nevada Bound Wrote:
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> Going to Nevada to visit friends and will be
> driving from Vega up to Reno area. I've hear alot
> about the Bunny Ranch and might pay a visit.
>
> Ive been told the ladies prices start at $300 but
> that's for like the first 15 minutes and to really
> have some fun you should expect to lay down closer
> to $1000. Their website says nothing about prices.
> Some of the girls on the website are pretty hot
> but I don't know if they are $1000 hot.
>
> Also, I understand any intercourse is with a
> condom but what about BJ's? I'd really like to get
> a 2 girl blowjob!
>
> Anybody have any 1st hand experience and any
> tips?
>
> Thanks in advance. Leaving on the 18th.

Libs Hate america and Gunlover will give you a blowjob for free. Just head over to the NRA range men's room.

I'd like these 2 to give me a double blowjob. Wonder what that would cost?
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I imagine those 2 will cost more than a grand. But damn I bet it would be awesome!

Dennis Murphy has been there before. I believe he has also been to the Mustang Ranch (exit 23) just outside Reno. I'm sure he will give you a hand. Friend him on Facebook.

Been there, done that. An evening of fun with two girls ran me about $2300. Fun time but not all you might expect. Better ways to have fun when dropping that much.

The most important thing to remember here is YOU control the transaction. She (any and all of them) will TRY to control the situation...repeatedly. Do not let this happen. If SHE controls the transaction, you will get minimal pleasure for maximum cash.

Take nothing with you to the brothel except the cash you are willing to spend or lose, your driver's license, your phone, and your vehicle's ignition key only. Do not bring your hotel room key or any other keys with you! When you get back to the hotel you can present your driver's license and have them make you a new key. Leave your phone in your glovebox upon arrival if you are driving. If you are taking other transportation to the brothel, leave your phone back in your hotel room. If you are not driving yourself, make sure you have reliable transportation back to your hotel. Whether it's a friend or a professional driver, tell them to arrive 5 minutes before you anticipate being done. The goal here is to drop your load, pay your bill, get dressed and walk out into a waiting car and leave.

Decide WELL in advance of your arrival what EXACTLY you want to do. So far, you've got the 2-girl blowjob. And might I add, an excellent choice! But think the WHOLE thing through prior to arrival.

First thing you'll want to do (which you've also started is to pick the girl or girls you want). I would also recommend selecting 5 more in advance of your trip. The reason for this is because girls featured on a brothel's webpage are often not there all the time, if they were ever or are presently employed there at all.

Upon arrival, immediately ask the master or mistress of the house if the girl or girls you like are currently available. If NONE of your requested girls are available and you're still interested...immediately ask for a presentation of ALL available girls in the house. If NONE of your requested girls are available AND you don't like the looks of anything else...thank them for the time and leave immediately. Do not let them talk you into a transaction with merchandise that you don't like! You can always return another day and the better houses will even let you make a reservation. (Although be prepared to make a reservation and on the date and time, show up and again your choice girl is "busy". The popular girls are...popular.)

Once they've brought them all out, if you see something you like...make your selection(s). You will then be conducted back to a private room. BEFORE she lays a hand on you or opens her mouth...state...your...business. State your SPECIFIC business. Tell her (don't ask) what you want to do and then ask for the charge. She will tell you her price. No matter what price she gives you...counter with a price 20% off of that. She will get bitchy and complain and yell and threaten. And then when you say you're leaving...she'll cave and give you your price. Now...this is the most important part...

Once the "menu" has been decided upon AND the price has been decided upon...state them both to her one last time for final review. She will get bitchy and yell and threaten again. And then she'll say she agrees to the terms and price. At this point, look her in the eyes and say the following words..."We have agreed upon what I am receiving today and what you are being paid today. From this point forward, I will ask for no more additional services and you will ask for no more additional money." Again with the bitchiness, yelling and the threatening...and then she'll agree.

Take it from someone who knows. This the one and ONLY way to transact business with a prostitute. The reason you must conduct the business this way is because I have literally had my cock in the back of a girl's throat and I'm 3 sucks away from unleashing my white molten fury all over her tonsils and she pulls my dick out of her mouth and says, "Now if you want to cum in my mouth that's $20 more. If you want to cum on my tits that's $15 more. Otherwise, I'll just let you cum on the floor."

You also have to watch out for the "time game". Whomever invented the phrase "time is money" must have been a hooker. It's no truer in any other industry. I've had a girl get me off twice, I rolled her over and my purple-helmeted love warrior is a half inch away from piercing her shitpipe and she says, "Your time is up, sir...another half hour will cost you $200."

The problem is...there are no rules. None. The girls are considered independent contractors and most of them make up the rules as they go. There's no posted bill of faire. Again, if YOU take control of the transaction up front? It takes all the bullshit out of it. If you negotiated a Cleveland Steamer with a side of Dirty Sanchez upfront? Well, you're not leaving until you've taken a dump on her tits and fingered her upper lip with your shit-ridden digit. There's not going to be any, "added-on surcharges" because you've already discussed and agreed upon everything.

^ Women are not 'merchandise', you disgusting piece of shit.

Helper. Wrote:
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> The most important thing to remember here is YOU
> control the transaction. She (any and all of them)
> will TRY to control the situation...repeatedly. Do
> not let this happen. If SHE controls the
> transaction, you will get minimal pleasure for
> maximum cash.
>
> Take nothing with you to the brothel except the
> cash you are willing to spend or lose, your
> driver's license, your phone, and your vehicle's
> ignition key only. Do not bring your hotel room
> key or any other keys with you! When you get back
> to the hotel you can present your driver's license
> and have them make you a new key. Leave your phone
> in your glovebox upon arrival if you are driving.
> If you are taking other transportation to the
> brothel, leave your phone back in your hotel room.
> If you are not driving yourself, make sure you
> have reliable transportation back to your hotel.
> Whether it's a friend or a professional driver,
> tell them to arrive 5 minutes before you
> anticipate being done. The goal here is to drop
> your load, pay your bill, get dressed and walk out
> into a waiting car and leave.
>
> Decide WELL in advance of your arrival what
> EXACTLY you want to do. So far, you've got the
> 2-girl blowjob. And might I add, an excellent
> choice! But think the WHOLE thing through prior to
> arrival.
>
> First thing you'll want to do (which you've also
> started is to pick the girl or girls you want). I
> would also recommend selecting 5 more in advance
> of your trip. The reason for this is because girls
> featured on a brothel's webpage are often not
> there all the time, if they were ever or are
> presently employed there at all.
>
> Upon arrival, immediately ask the master or
> mistress of the house if the girl or girls you
> like are currently available. If NONE of your
> requested girls are available and you're still
> interested...immediately ask for a presentation of
> ALL available girls in the house. If NONE of your
> requested girls are available AND you don't like
> the looks of anything else...thank them for the
> time and leave immediately. Do not let them talk
> you into a transaction with merchandise that you
> don't like! You can always return another day and
> the better houses will even let you make a
> reservation. (Although be prepared to make a
> reservation and on the date and time, show up and
> again your choice girl is "busy". The popular
> girls are...popular.)
>
> Once they've brought them all out, if you see
> something you like...make your selection(s). You
> will then be conducted back to a private room.
> BEFORE she lays a hand on you or opens her
> mouth...state...your...business. State your
> SPECIFIC business. Tell her (don't ask) what you
> want to do and then ask for the charge. She will
> tell you her price. No matter what price she gives
> you...counter with a price 20% off of that. She
> will get bitchy and complain and yell and
> threaten. And then when you say you're
> leaving...she'll cave and give you your price.
> Now...this is the most important part...
>
> Once the "menu" has been decided upon AND the
> price has been decided upon...state them both to
> her one last time for final review. She will get
> bitchy and yell and threaten again. And then
> she'll say she agrees to the terms and price. At
> this point, look her in the eyes and say the
> following words..."We have agreed upon what I am
> receiving today and what you are being paid today.
> From this point forward, I will ask for no more
> additional services and you will ask for no more
> additional money." Again with the bitchiness,
> yelling and the threatening...and then she'll
> agree.
>
> Take it from someone who knows. This the one and
> ONLY way to transact business with a prostitute.
> The reason you must conduct the business this way
> is because I have literally had my cock in the
> back of a girl's throat and I'm 3 sucks away from
> unleashing my white molten fury all over her
> tonsils and she pulls my dick out of her mouth and
> says, "Now if you want to cum in my mouth that's
> $20 more. If you want to cum on my tits that's $15
> more. Otherwise, I'll just let you cum on the
> floor."
>
> You also have to watch out for the "time game".
> Whomever invented the phrase "time is money" must
> have been a hooker. It's no truer in any other
> industry. I've had a girl get me off twice, I
> rolled her over and my purple-helmeted love
> warrior is a half inch away from piercing her
> shitpipe and she says, "Your time is up,
> sir...another half hour will cost you $200."
>
> The problem is...there are no rules. None. The
> girls are considered independent contractors and
> most of them make up the rules as they go. There's
> no posted bill of faire. Again, if YOU take
> control of the transaction up front? It takes all
> the bullshit out of it. If you negotiated a
> Cleveland Steamer with a side of Dirty Sanchez
> upfront? Well, you're not leaving until you've
> taken a dump on her tits and fingered her upper
> lip with your shit-ridden digit. There's not going
> to be any, "added-on surcharges" because you've
> already discussed and agreed upon everything.

Nice guide. Thanks!

What about rubbers? I'm assuming that's going to be up to each individual.

Excellent question my young padawan...

Bring your own rubbers. Insist on using only your rubbers.

Again as before...agree on this as part of the transaction.

Fuck You, Asshole Wrote:
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> ^ Women are not 'merchandise', you disgusting
> piece of shit.


Actually in this case, they kind of are.

Fuck You, Asshole Wrote:
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> ^ Women are not 'merchandise', you disgusting
> piece of shit.

You're right, actually...WOMEN are not merchandise.

However, prostitutes are not women. They are sub-humans of a female persuasion who provide sexual pleasure in exchange for money. That is the textbook definition of merchandise. Everybody gets what they want. Everybody is happy here.

Now some 2-bit brown, savage, illegal mud whore plying her trade in a Central American shit hole...that's a whole other story. I wouldn't touch that with a stolen cock...

Helper. Wrote:
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> Excellent question my young padawan...
>
> Bring your own rubbers. Insist on using only your
> rubbers.
>
> Again as before...agree on this as part of the
> transaction.

Actually I was asking if they are required equipment for a BJ. A BJ with a rubber sounds nasty and probably not much fun.

Nevada Bound Wrote:
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> Helper. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Excellent question my young padawan...
> >
> > Bring your own rubbers. Insist on using only
> your
> > rubbers.
> >
> > Again as before...agree on this as part of the
> > transaction.
>
> Actually I was asking if they are required
> equipment for a BJ. A BJ with a rubber sounds
> nasty and probably not much fun.

The merchandise in a Nevada brothel does not permit you to engage in a sex act without a rubber.

And...you really have to ask yourself...would you REALLY want to engage in a sex act with someone who might've fucked and sucked several thousand cocks, if not more prior to fucking and sucking you? They're fun. They'll show you a good time. You'll leave feeling better than you did when you arrived.

They're also the village bicycle...and EVERYONE'S had a ride. Be smart. Be safe. Infected with a social disease is NO WAY to go through life.