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Bored
Posted by:
Caan
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Date: December 22, 2014 10:17PM
This site has been really fucking boring lately. Goodbye.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
On your way out
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Date: December 22, 2014 10:34PM
Watch that door fag ass.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Survey says
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Date: December 22, 2014 10:35PM
Caan -- most boring poster ever.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 22, 2014 10:52PM
Goodbye Caan. I hope that you get the help that you desperately need. Will you be horseback riding this holiday?
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Something you don't know
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Date: December 22, 2014 10:55PM
Caan isn't going anywhere, but you are.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 22, 2014 10:59PM
Something you don't know Wrote:
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> Caan isn't going anywhere, but you are.
Where am I going? Can I visit your family's place in Powhatan? It's only 45 minutes from where I'm at; I haven't been horseback riding in ages.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> Caan isn't going anywhere, but you are.
Where am I going? Can I visit your family's place in Powhatan? It's only 45 minutes from where I'm at; I haven't been horseback riding in ages.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Caan
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:05PM
eesh, I contacted John Tyler today. They were most appalled when I informed them of your postings. Ms. Kirkland seems like a very nice lady. Too bad she will be putting you in jail. LOL
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/22/2014 11:05PM by Caan.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/22/2014 11:05PM by Caan.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Dog show
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:12PM
Caan Wrote:
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> eesh, I contacted John Tyler today. They were most
> appalled when I informed them of your postings.
> Ms. Kirkland seems like a very nice lady. Too bad
> she will be putting you in jail. LOL
Meow.
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> eesh, I contacted John Tyler today. They were most
> appalled when I informed them of your postings.
> Ms. Kirkland seems like a very nice lady. Too bad
> she will be putting you in jail. LOL
Meow.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
he wan some
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:14PM
Caans is faggot
that why he hot for eesh
that why he hot for eesh
Re: Bored
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:14PM
I'm not a student at that school, but it's amazing that you were able to reach someone since grade schools and colleges alike are closed this week.
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Permission to stalk
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:17PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Something you don't know Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Caan isn't going anywhere, but you are.
>
>
> Where am I going? Can I visit your family's place
> in Powhatan? It's only 45 minutes from where I'm
> at; I haven't been horseback riding in ages.
You've already been past there.
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> Something you don't know Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Caan isn't going anywhere, but you are.
>
>
> Where am I going? Can I visit your family's place
> in Powhatan? It's only 45 minutes from where I'm
> at; I haven't been horseback riding in ages.
You've already been past there.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Caan
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:17PM
funny how the above posts were at the same time. eesh has many sock puppets, and don't you lie to me or I will continue ruining your life. Oh never mind. I am going to continue anyways! :)
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Re: Bored
Posted by:
Caan
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:18PM
eesh is a fat cheap highlighted pig with a bowl cut.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Admitted Caan cosigner
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:19PM
What is a sock puppet exactly? Someone who cosigns everything you say or the same person using different names?
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Caan
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:20PM
And yet here we are, you allegedly found all of these profiles and pages on me, but not one picture of me have you found.
Probably cause you know that I am not who you are saying I am and if you post a picture, it will be reverse looked up immediately.
your mom is dead bitch. Louise is a dumbass.
Probably cause you know that I am not who you are saying I am and if you post a picture, it will be reverse looked up immediately.
your mom is dead bitch. Louise is a dumbass.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
You got it dude
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:22PM
Caan Wrote:
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> And yet here we are, you allegedly found all of
> these profiles and pages on me, but not one
> picture of me have you found.
>
> Probably cause you know that I am not who you are
> saying I am and if you post a picture, it will be
> reverse looked up immediately.
>
> your mom is dead bitch. Louise is a dumbass.
I second this. It's never taken this long. He doesn't have anything on you or your family.
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> And yet here we are, you allegedly found all of
> these profiles and pages on me, but not one
> picture of me have you found.
>
> Probably cause you know that I am not who you are
> saying I am and if you post a picture, it will be
> reverse looked up immediately.
>
> your mom is dead bitch. Louise is a dumbass.
I second this. It's never taken this long. He doesn't have anything on you or your family.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
DENNNNNNNNNG
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:23PM
Caan Wrote:
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> your mom is dead bitch. Louise is a dumbass.
I think this is why he's angry at the world lol
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> your mom is dead bitch. Louise is a dumbass.
I think this is why he's angry at the world lol
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Caan
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:26PM
DENNNNNNNNNG Wrote:
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>I think this is why he's angry at the world lol
+1
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>I think this is why he's angry at the world lol
+1
Re: Bored
Posted by:
lying
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:26PM
not at all she sexually abused him he is so happy she is a rotten corpse and has never visited her typoed gravesite or left her flowers
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Caan
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:29PM
I hope that if she molested him that she really fucked him up. I hope she did rough BDSM on him. I hope she handcuffed him to the back of her van, shoved a dildo in his ass and dragged his sodomized naked ass down a public freeway.
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Re: Bored
Posted by:
Mole Ester
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:30PM
It's the reason he hates women.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Caan
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:31PM
That would certainly explain why he is a homo.
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Re: Bored
Posted by:
Lube his transmission
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:32PM
Caan Wrote:
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> That would certainly explain why he is a homo.
I believe he is a tranny.
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> That would certainly explain why he is a homo.
I believe he is a tranny.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
No funeral attendees
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:33PM
Caan Wrote:
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> DENNNNNNNNNG Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >I think this is why he's angry at the world lol
>
>
> +1
Do you know how many people will rejoice to hear when eesh has died?
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> DENNNNNNNNNG Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >I think this is why he's angry at the world lol
>
>
> +1
Do you know how many people will rejoice to hear when eesh has died?
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Gay for a day
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:33PM
that would explain this too
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Re: Bored
Posted by:
Steven Tyler
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:34PM
Caan Wrote:
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> I hope that if she molested him that she really
> fucked him up. I hope she did rough BDSM on him. I
> hope she handcuffed him to the back of her van,
> shoved a dildo in his ass and dragged his
> sodomized naked ass down a public freeway.
Hahaha damn Caan you have quite an imagination
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> I hope that if she molested him that she really
> fucked him up. I hope she did rough BDSM on him. I
> hope she handcuffed him to the back of her van,
> shoved a dildo in his ass and dragged his
> sodomized naked ass down a public freeway.
Hahaha damn Caan you have quite an imagination
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Other cosigners
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:35PM
Hello newcomers and welcome to the eesh beat down thread.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:39PM
Caan Wrote:
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> funny how the above posts were at the same time.
> eesh has many sock puppets, and don't you lie to
> me or I will continue ruining your life. Oh never
> mind. I am going to continue anyways! :)
Did you try to call me earlier? I have a couple of bizarre messages from some young sounding guy, I assume the phone number is a Google voice number.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> funny how the above posts were at the same time.
> eesh has many sock puppets, and don't you lie to
> me or I will continue ruining your life. Oh never
> mind. I am going to continue anyways! :)
Did you try to call me earlier? I have a couple of bizarre messages from some young sounding guy, I assume the phone number is a Google voice number.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Caan
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:40PM
No was not me. I tried to call you two days ago.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
"You ain't got no life"
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:41PM
You can't ruin the life of someone who doesn't have one.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:44PM
Caan Wrote:
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> No was not me. I tried to call you two days ago.
Why? You really want to reach out to me. Do you need a father figure in your life?
Bottom line, I don't talk to kids on the phone. Seems weird.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> No was not me. I tried to call you two days ago.
Why? You really want to reach out to me. Do you need a father figure in your life?
Bottom line, I don't talk to kids on the phone. Seems weird.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Seems weird
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Date: December 22, 2014 11:45PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Caan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No was not me. I tried to call you two days
> ago.
>
> Why? You really want to reach out to me. Do you
> need a father figure in your life?
>
> Bottom line, I don't talk to kids on the phone.
> Seems weird.
But you'll stalk them and have sexual fantasies about them.
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> Caan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No was not me. I tried to call you two days
> ago.
>
> Why? You really want to reach out to me. Do you
> need a father figure in your life?
>
> Bottom line, I don't talk to kids on the phone.
> Seems weird.
But you'll stalk them and have sexual fantasies about them.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Missing parents
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:46PM
eesh you're in no place to bring up parents..but if we must, let's bring up your mother. I'll get the shovels.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:49PM
Missing parents Wrote:
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> eesh you're in no place to bring up parents..
Huh? Caan, a teenager, is reaching out to a 33 year old for attention and approval. He sees me as a father figure.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> eesh you're in no place to bring up parents..
Huh? Caan, a teenager, is reaching out to a 33 year old for attention and approval. He sees me as a father figure.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Missing parents
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:50PM
That went right over your big ass head...
Re: Bored
Posted by:
dec 32
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:54PM
no it didn't he is trying to play it down like you mocking the death of his beloved christian mother being worm food hahah
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Your dad is 30 years older
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:56PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Missing parents Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh you're in no place to bring up parents..
>
> Huh? Caan, a teenager, is reaching out to a 33
> year old for attention and approval. He sees me as
> a father figure.
How did your parents meet?
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> Missing parents Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh you're in no place to bring up parents..
>
> Huh? Caan, a teenager, is reaching out to a 33
> year old for attention and approval. He sees me as
> a father figure.
How did your parents meet?
Re: Bored
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:58PM
Goodnight Caan. It's been interesting to say the least.
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Your worst nightmare
()
Date: December 23, 2014 12:00AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Goodnight Caan. It's been interesting to say the
> least.
Caan has been gone.
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> Goodnight Caan. It's been interesting to say the
> least.
Caan has been gone.
Re: Bored
Posted by:
text app
()
Date: December 23, 2014 12:01AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Caan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > funny how the above posts were at the same
> time.
> > eesh has many sock puppets, and don't you lie
> to
> > me or I will continue ruining your life. Oh
> never
> > mind. I am going to continue anyways! :)
>
>
> Did you try to call me earlier? I have a couple of
> bizarre messages from some young sounding guy, I
> assume the phone number is a Google voice number.
That sounds like fun. What is your phone number?
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> Caan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > funny how the above posts were at the same
> time.
> > eesh has many sock puppets, and don't you lie
> to
> > me or I will continue ruining your life. Oh
> never
> > mind. I am going to continue anyways! :)
>
>
> Did you try to call me earlier? I have a couple of
> bizarre messages from some young sounding guy, I
> assume the phone number is a Google voice number.
That sounds like fun. What is your phone number?
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Caan
()
Date: December 23, 2014 12:09AM
I am not gone. I went to get a bowl of ice cream
Re: Bored
Posted by:
Caan
()
Date: December 23, 2014 12:11AM
Funny thing is I turned 18 two months ago, and if you were my father figure I would shoot you and myself.