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why was this removed?
Posted by:
high plains drifter
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Date: December 04, 2014 07:19PM
perfectly legitimate thread. waht the f?
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Re: why was this removed?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 04, 2014 07:23PM
God bless Cary for taking out the trash.
Re: why was this removed?
Posted by:
Cary hates spoilers
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Date: December 04, 2014 07:55PM
With a passion.
He had that movie in his Netflix cue, and was looking forward to watching it.
Until he clicked on that thread.
Spoiled it for him. Why watch a movie if you already know the ending? No point.
He was so angry, he almost broke the delete button removing that thread.
If you're interested, there is a little more to this story.
When he was 9, Cary purchased a book of Peanuts cartoons, which included this strip:
He didn't really "get it," but it stuck in his memory somehow.
When he hit 13 or 14, Cary started to become interested in movies as an art form. He read a book at the library about the 100 greatest films ever made. Number 1 was a film called Citizen Kane. The book had several pictures from the film. It looked fascinating, and he was eager to see it.
Then he remembered that damn Peanuts strip.
And that wrecked it for him. How could he enjoy watching Citizen Kane, the greatest movie ever made, knowing the big "twist" in advance?
He couldn't.
Fucking Peanuts ruined it.
Fuck Peanuts, fuck the world.
They ruined things for me, he thought. I'm going to ruin things for them.
And that's when he decided to start Fairfax Underground, and hired eesh as a full-time employee.
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He had that movie in his Netflix cue, and was looking forward to watching it.
Until he clicked on that thread.
Spoiled it for him. Why watch a movie if you already know the ending? No point.
He was so angry, he almost broke the delete button removing that thread.
If you're interested, there is a little more to this story.
When he was 9, Cary purchased a book of Peanuts cartoons, which included this strip:
He didn't really "get it," but it stuck in his memory somehow.
When he hit 13 or 14, Cary started to become interested in movies as an art form. He read a book at the library about the 100 greatest films ever made. Number 1 was a film called Citizen Kane. The book had several pictures from the film. It looked fascinating, and he was eager to see it.
Then he remembered that damn Peanuts strip.
And that wrecked it for him. How could he enjoy watching Citizen Kane, the greatest movie ever made, knowing the big "twist" in advance?
He couldn't.
Fucking Peanuts ruined it.
Fuck Peanuts, fuck the world.
They ruined things for me, he thought. I'm going to ruin things for them.
And that's when he decided to start Fairfax Underground, and hired eesh as a full-time employee.
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Re: why was this removed?
Posted by:
gift of the magi
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Date: December 04, 2014 08:44PM
Cary hates spoilers Wrote:
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> With a passion.
>
> He had that movie in his Netflix cue, and was
> looking forward to watching it.
>
> Until he clicked on that thread.
>
> Spoiled it for him. Why watch a movie if you
> already know the ending? No point.
>
> He was so angry, he almost broke the delete button
> removing that thread.
>
> If you're interested, there is a little more to
> this story.
>
> When he was 9, Cary purchased a book of Peanuts
> cartoons, which included this strip:
>
> src="http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.
> php?40,file=166695,filename=kane-spoiler-1973.png"
> width="900">
>
> He didn't really "get it," but it stuck in his
> memory somehow.
>
> When he hit 13 or 14, Cary started to become
> interested in movies as an art form. He read a
> book at the library about the 100 greatest films
> ever made. Number 1 was a film called Citizen
> Kane. The book had several pictures from the
> film. It looked fascinating, and he was eager to
> see it.
>
> Then he remembered that damn Peanuts strip.
>
> And that wrecked it for him. How could he enjoy
> watching Citizen Kane, the greatest movie ever
> made, knowing the big "twist" in advance?
>
> He couldn't.
>
> Fucking Peanuts ruined it.
>
> Fuck Peanuts, fuck the world.
>
> They ruined things for me, he thought. I'm going
> to ruin things for them.
>
> And that's when he decided to start Fairfax
> Underground, and hired eesh as a full-time
> employee.
anyone who complains about spoilers is a dunce. it's not the destination, it's the journey. citizen kane is far from the greatest film ever made too. it's somewhere in the top 200 maybe.
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> With a passion.
>
> He had that movie in his Netflix cue, and was
> looking forward to watching it.
>
> Until he clicked on that thread.
>
> Spoiled it for him. Why watch a movie if you
> already know the ending? No point.
>
> He was so angry, he almost broke the delete button
> removing that thread.
>
> If you're interested, there is a little more to
> this story.
>
> When he was 9, Cary purchased a book of Peanuts
> cartoons, which included this strip:
>
> src="http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.
> php?40,file=166695,filename=kane-spoiler-1973.png"
> width="900">
>
> He didn't really "get it," but it stuck in his
> memory somehow.
>
> When he hit 13 or 14, Cary started to become
> interested in movies as an art form. He read a
> book at the library about the 100 greatest films
> ever made. Number 1 was a film called Citizen
> Kane. The book had several pictures from the
> film. It looked fascinating, and he was eager to
> see it.
>
> Then he remembered that damn Peanuts strip.
>
> And that wrecked it for him. How could he enjoy
> watching Citizen Kane, the greatest movie ever
> made, knowing the big "twist" in advance?
>
> He couldn't.
>
> Fucking Peanuts ruined it.
>
> Fuck Peanuts, fuck the world.
>
> They ruined things for me, he thought. I'm going
> to ruin things for them.
>
> And that's when he decided to start Fairfax
> Underground, and hired eesh as a full-time
> employee.
anyone who complains about spoilers is a dunce. it's not the destination, it's the journey. citizen kane is far from the greatest film ever made too. it's somewhere in the top 200 maybe.
Re: why was this removed?
Posted by:
Top 200 maybe? Oh, really?
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Date: December 04, 2014 09:14PM
Re: why was this removed?
Posted by:
top 100
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Date: December 04, 2014 09:35PM
Top 200 maybe? Oh, really? Wrote:
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> src="http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.
> php?40,file=166710,filename=thethirdman01.jpg.jpeg
> " width="420">
> .
> href="http://www.openculture.com/2013/09/the-10-gr
> eatest-films-of-all-time-according-to-846-film-cri
> tics.html">The 10 Greatest Films of All Time
> According to 846 Film Critics
I'll give you top 100. Even top 75. But absolutely not the greatest film ever made, at all.
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> src="http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.
> php?40,file=166710,filename=thethirdman01.jpg.jpeg
> " width="420">
> .
> href="http://www.openculture.com/2013/09/the-10-gr
> eatest-films-of-all-time-according-to-846-film-cri
> tics.html">The 10 Greatest Films of All Time
> According to 846 Film Critics
I'll give you top 100. Even top 75. But absolutely not the greatest film ever made, at all.
Re: why was this removed?
Posted by:
best movie ever
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Date: December 04, 2014 09:46PM
Best movie ever made was
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Lesbian squirters 3 the soaking of jenna
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