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How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
Posted by:
Gold Rush
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Date: February 28, 2014 12:35PM
How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
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How much
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Date: February 28, 2014 12:37PM
wood would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck wood?
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
Posted by:
The Hoff
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Date: February 28, 2014 02:11PM
Don't know, but I hope he gets the 800 oz shut up that loudmouth Todd.
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
Posted by:
Tony Beets
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Date: February 28, 2014 03:40PM
Whatever he gets it's not enough. Make it worth your %$#@! while Parker. You need to be running %$#@! pay dirt through that %$#@! plant twice as fast if you want to call yourself a real %$#@! gold miner like me!
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
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My...
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Date: February 28, 2014 03:54PM
...guess is 1050 z's
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
Posted by:
Todd Hoffman
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Date: February 28, 2014 05:17PM
I just need some more time to modify my wash plant to find magic beans. I was told by someone who wondered out of the woods that he knew this guy that once ran over a crack whore that gave BJs to a hermit on the mountain that used to sing about a llama that shit magic beans in the paydirt.
I'm ready to spend a few hundred thousand on a magic bean trommel that will surely pay off big. The man from the woods has a brother that just finished making one and will selling to me.
What luck!
Jack; No guts, no glory!
Others; Eh? We're fucked!
I'm ready to spend a few hundred thousand on a magic bean trommel that will surely pay off big. The man from the woods has a brother that just finished making one and will selling to me.
What luck!
Jack; No guts, no glory!
Others; Eh? We're fucked!
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
Posted by:
Panner
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Date: February 28, 2014 05:21PM
The Hoff Wrote:
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> Don't know, but I hope he gets the 800 oz shut up
> that loudmouth Todd.
Parker already has 800 oz he's going for 1000oz now. Tony Beeks is probably going to help him. I saw Beeks in a dozer on the preview. Todd hasn't done shit in the jungle!
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> Don't know, but I hope he gets the 800 oz shut up
> that loudmouth Todd.
Parker already has 800 oz he's going for 1000oz now. Tony Beeks is probably going to help him. I saw Beeks in a dozer on the preview. Todd hasn't done shit in the jungle!
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
Posted by:
Dakota Fred
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Date: February 28, 2014 07:07PM
Dakota Fred is the man! That dude can gerry rig anything.
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
Posted by:
I love this topic
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Date: February 28, 2014 07:14PM
Dakota Fred Wrote:
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> Dakota Fred is the man! That dude can gerry rig
> anything.
But quits one the road gets choppy.
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> Dakota Fred is the man! That dude can gerry rig
> anything.
But quits one the road gets choppy.
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
Posted by:
Vexxxed
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Date: February 28, 2014 07:15PM
Todd Hoffman Wrote:
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> I just need some more time to modify my wash plant
> to find magic beans. I was told by someone who
> wondered out of the woods that he knew this guy
> that once ran over a crack whore that gave BJs to
> a hermit on the mountain that used to sing about a
> llama that shit magic beans in the paydirt.
>
> I'm ready to spend a few hundred thousand on a
> magic bean trommel that will surely pay off big.
> The man from the woods has a brother that just
> finished making one and will selling to me.
>
> What luck!
>
> Jack; No guts, no glory!
>
> Others; Eh? We're fucked!
You should write the Clift's Notes for the show.
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> I just need some more time to modify my wash plant
> to find magic beans. I was told by someone who
> wondered out of the woods that he knew this guy
> that once ran over a crack whore that gave BJs to
> a hermit on the mountain that used to sing about a
> llama that shit magic beans in the paydirt.
>
> I'm ready to spend a few hundred thousand on a
> magic bean trommel that will surely pay off big.
> The man from the woods has a brother that just
> finished making one and will selling to me.
>
> What luck!
>
> Jack; No guts, no glory!
>
> Others; Eh? We're fucked!
You should write the Clift's Notes for the show.
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
Posted by:
Todd Hoffman is dumb
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Date: February 28, 2014 07:15PM
Todd Hoffman....He can make a million disappear in seconds. Should be called the Biggest Loser
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
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Todd h
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Date: February 28, 2014 07:16PM
Todd Hoffman is dumb Wrote:
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> Todd Hoffman....He can make a million disappear in
> seconds. Should be called the Biggest Loser
He should be on the Biggest Loser
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> Todd Hoffman....He can make a million disappear in
> seconds. Should be called the Biggest Loser
He should be on the Biggest Loser
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
Posted by:
Todd Hoffman
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Date: February 28, 2014 11:10PM
Based on my calculations, careful some of the numbers still have my shit on them, we should easily be able to mine over 1000 magic beans this coming season.
The Hoffman team is behind me on this one as we prepare to move our mining operations to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
Others: Wait, what?!?
I feel that this is where the magic beans may have settled over the last 5000 years since the Earth was formed, and I have it on good authority that there are still large schools of llamas that swim there to this day.
Jack: Amen. Hic.
Now moving the new experimental $500,000 magic bean trommel to the floor of the Pacific Ocean may be a bit of a challenge, but with our faith, a raft I bought from a man in Kansas, and this great crew were gonna make it happen.
Others:
Guys? Hello?
The Hoffman team is behind me on this one as we prepare to move our mining operations to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
Others: Wait, what?!?
I feel that this is where the magic beans may have settled over the last 5000 years since the Earth was formed, and I have it on good authority that there are still large schools of llamas that swim there to this day.
Jack: Amen. Hic.
Now moving the new experimental $500,000 magic bean trommel to the floor of the Pacific Ocean may be a bit of a challenge, but with our faith, a raft I bought from a man in Kansas, and this great crew were gonna make it happen.
Others:
Guys? Hello?
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
Posted by:
cjVm7
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Date: March 01, 2014 11:49PM
depends. the season budged allowed two cans of metalic gold spray paint
if they don't huff too much of it you'll see some gold next episode !!
if they don't huff too much of it you'll see some gold next episode !!
Re: How Much Gold Will Parker Get?
Posted by:
Tony Beets
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Date: October 31, 2014 09:23PM
Is anybody still watching this fucking show? Does any one care about fucking gold except me and Parker?
I'm trying to take apart a fucking giant dredge and Parker is running the fucking pay dirt.
Todd fucking Hoffman is hanging around in fucking Alaska again. Fucking loser!
Fuck!
I'm trying to take apart a fucking giant dredge and Parker is running the fucking pay dirt.
Todd fucking Hoffman is hanging around in fucking Alaska again. Fucking loser!
Fuck!