So I just paid off my boat and now I bought my self a new BMW to keep down by the water. Check out the model I bought. 0-60 in 4 seconds!

All you mother fucker basement lazy asses can kiss my work ass!

I'm going to take off early at 4pm today be rolling to Jackson in Reston for beers. If you bitches want to join me bring it!

I'm rich bitch!
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Only the finest today!
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Real pic or GTFO

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Get a manual transmission, faggot.

So you have the car but posted stock photos?

By the way, rich people dont work until 4.

The OP's real car.
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almost hid from the tax man. good eyes. good eyes.

To the OP of this thread.

Go to your BMW now.

Open the trunk and examine the trunk flooring.

Make sure not one area of the trunk floor bedding has any electronic parts for your car to be operational.

If so then you will need to remove it from the flooring and velcro it to either side up off the flooring as of 2 years now there is a design flaw for most BMW's that has a fire issue in regards to a water guide when plugged up will then send the water to the trunk.

Google it if you think I am lying.

bmwfixer Wrote:
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> To the OP of this thread.
>
> Go to your BMW now.
>
> Open the trunk and examine the trunk flooring.
>
> Make sure not one area of the trunk floor bedding
> has any electronic parts for your car to be
> operational.
>
> If so then you will need to remove it from the
> flooring and velcro it to either side up off the
> flooring as of 2 years now there is a design flaw
> for most BMW's that has a fire issue in regards to
> a water guide when plugged up will then send the
> water to the trunk.
>
> Google it if you think I am lying.

dude.. the OP is a liar.
His "car" is 50 feet long and seats 60 people, it is a city bus

it's nice bmw / vw perfected the small deisel engine. no other car maker did.

I remember the first 2 days when I got my new BMW! I was so happy!

What's a..."BMW"?

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> So I just paid off my boat and now I bought my
> self a new BMW to keep down by the water. Check
> out the model I bought. 0-60 in 4 seconds!
>
> All you mother fucker basement lazy asses can kiss
> my work ass!
>
> I'm going to take off early at 4pm today be
> rolling to Jackson in Reston for beers. If you
> bitches want to join me bring it!
>
> I'm rich bitch!

I told you to quit trolling for sex in the mens room of my bar. It creeps out the other customers. Please go to Columbia Island or Turkey Run where all the other BMW owners go to hook up with other dudes.

Great, just what NOVA needs, another dick-wad fag driving a pos BMW!

Says he buys a BMW...posts stock photos....a model of car he cannot even identify the model he says"check out the model I brought" lolz which cannot even list its an I8. Stock photos? really? such a loser! lolz Can't spell Manual without man loser! I have a much better car than the I8 anyway but I don't go boosting about it...especially about a BMW someone can't even provide proper photos or model ID... Attention seeking punk who most likely doesn't even have a licence or afford the cheapest car on the market lolz

I love my BMW but it doesn't have a cup holder, only a can holder. WTF is the deal with that?

Vish Wrote:
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> Says he buys a BMW...posts stock photos....a model
> of car he cannot even identify the model he
> says"check out the model I brought" lolz which
> cannot even list its an I8. Stock photos? really?
> such a loser! lolz Can't spell Manual without man
> loser! I have a much better car than the I8 anyway
> but I don't go boosting about it...especially
> about a BMW someone can't even provide proper
> photos or model ID... Attention seeking punk who
> most likely doesn't even have a licence or afford
> the cheapest car on the market lolz


You typed Lolz, you're a bigger douche than the OP.



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Yeah.... I drive BMW too....
...and meet my gir... errr... WIFE!!... Morgan Fairch... errr Jennifer Lawrence

GerrytardRetardtardLOLz Wrote:
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> So you have the car but posted stock photos?
>
> By the way, rich people dont work until 4.

One, I'm not going to post a pic of my car. Good only knows what the deviants here would do. Probably blow up the pic and post the VIN, my address etc...

Second, I'm a partner in a firm. So yes I work but my hours are somewhat flexible. I'm the guy you see in the bar buying drinks for the ladies while broke lazy asses are bumming drinks and cigs!

http://www.bimmerfest.com/ Bitches!!!!!!

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> GerrytardRetardtardLOLz Wrote:
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> -----
> > So you have the car but posted stock photos?
> >
> > By the way, rich people dont work until 4.
>
> One, I'm not going to post a pic of my car. Good
> only knows what the deviants here would do.
> Probably blow up the pic and post the VIN, my
> address etc...
>
> Second, I'm a partner in a firm. So yes I work
> but my hours are somewhat flexible. I'm the guy
> you see in the bar buying drinks for the ladies
> while broke lazy asses are bumming drinks and
> cigs!

You told people you were going to be at Jacksons at 4pm, now you are all worried about your privacy?

Fake ass bitch.

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For real.
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> OP of Thread Wrote:
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> > GerrytardRetardtardLOLz Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > So you have the car but posted stock photos?
> > >
> > > By the way, rich people dont work until 4.
> >
> > One, I'm not going to post a pic of my car.
> Good
> > only knows what the deviants here would do.
> > Probably blow up the pic and post the VIN, my
> > address etc...
> >
> > Second, I'm a partner in a firm. So yes I work
> > but my hours are somewhat flexible. I'm the
> guy
> > you see in the bar buying drinks for the ladies
> > while broke lazy asses are bumming drinks and
> > cigs!
>
> You told people you were going to be at Jacksons
> at 4pm, now you are all worried about your
> privacy?
>
> Fake ass bitch.

I was at Jackson's around 4:30-7pm then went to dinner at McCormick & Schmick with some cutie I met. Not bad a looking chic but a little bitching. Not worth the $50 dinner I bought her that's for sure.

Congratulations, you just joined the shittiest drivers in the world club.

OP of Thread Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
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> > OP of Thread Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > GerrytardRetardtardLOLz Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > So you have the car but posted stock
> photos?
> > > >
> > > > By the way, rich people dont work until 4.
> > >
> > > One, I'm not going to post a pic of my car.
> > Good
> > > only knows what the deviants here would do.
> > > Probably blow up the pic and post the VIN, my
> > > address etc...
> > >
> > > Second, I'm a partner in a firm. So yes I
> work
> > > but my hours are somewhat flexible. I'm the
> > guy
> > > you see in the bar buying drinks for the
> ladies
> > > while broke lazy asses are bumming drinks and
> > > cigs!
> >
> > You told people you were going to be at
> Jacksons
> > at 4pm, now you are all worried about your
> > privacy?
> >
> > Fake ass bitch.
>
> I was at Jackson's around 4:30-7pm then went to
> dinner at McCormick & Schmick with some cutie I
> met. Not bad a looking chic but a little
> bitching. Not worth the $50 dinner I bought her
> that's for sure.


You look like a real wonderfart in the pic there...

Are you into Renaissance Fairs and role play?

Chick bailed after the meal, didn't she?

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If you got your BMW because you thought it would impress me or make me jealous, then you wasted your money. It is a fucking car, not a rolling status symbol. If you got it because you like the looks, like how it drives and are willing to accept all of the financial costs and maintenance hassles that go with owning a BMW, then good for you.

Bill.N. Wrote:
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> If you got your BMW because you thought it would
> impress me or make me jealous, then you wasted
> your money. It is a fucking car, not a rolling
> status symbol. If you got it because you like the
> looks, like how it drives and are willing to
> accept all of the financial costs and maintenance
> hassles that go with owning a BMW, then good for
> you.

I got the beamer for both reasons. Mainly I like the looks. The maintenance is not really good and parts are expensive. I mainly drive it because "Chic's dig it."

I can get a ton pussy driving BMW's and not the cheap ass skanky tramp pussy, the blonde trophy ass sweet pussy. I also have a ton money to spend since I'm single and a partner in the firm.

It divides me from the white tattoo trailer trash in NOVA.

By the way, I'm not sure where the pic came from but neither is me.

You didn't get it wet last night, bozo dick.

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> You didn't get it wet last night, bozo dick.

I could of if I wanted to listen to the bitch whine all night. Christ she was annoying after dinner. FTS!

Do you get much from this little exercise in fantasy?

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WingNut Wrote:
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> Do you get much from this little exercise in
> fantasy?

Out about $150 bucks if I include the drinks at Jackon's and dinner at M&S.

I'll walk to the bar and get pussy.

And I'll have her cooking my faves for me the next day at her place.


STFU fag.

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OP of Thread Wrote:
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> I mainly drive it because "Chic's dig it."
>
> I can get a ton pussy driving BMW's and not the
> cheap ass skanky tramp pussy, the blonde trophy
> ass sweet pussy. I also have a ton money to spend
> since I'm single and a partner in the firm.

Just remember my friend that a nerd in a hot car is still a nerd, and if it is your money that attracts the women, they will disappear when your money does.

WingNut Wrote:
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> I'll walk to the bar and get pussy.
>
> And I'll have her cooking my faves for me the next
> day at her place.
>
>
> STFU fag.

Walk because you can't afford a car or got your license revoked?

Just admit your some broke ass redneck trailer park tattoo lazy ass. I bet you like the tramp stamp stink pussy women? Right?

OP of Thread Wrote:
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> I mainly drive it because
> "Chic's dig it."
>
> I can get a ton pussy driving BMW's and not the
> cheap ass skanky tramp pussy, the blonde trophy
> ass sweet pussy. I also have a ton money to spend
> since I'm single and a partner in the firm.
>
> It divides me from the white tattoo trailer trash
> in NOVA.

OP's mentor
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Bitches Wrote:
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> So I just paid off my boat and now I bought my
> self a new BMW to keep down by the water. Check
> out the model I bought. 0-60 in 4 seconds!
>
> All you mother fucker basement lazy asses can kiss
> my work ass!
>
> I'm going to take off early at 4pm today be
> rolling to Jackson in Reston for beers. If you
> bitches want to join me bring it!
>
> I'm rich bitch!


Hi Eli

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Bitches Wrote:
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> > So I just paid off my boat and now I bought my
> > self a new BMW to keep down by the water. Check
> > out the model I bought. 0-60 in 4 seconds!
> >
> > All you mother fucker basement lazy asses can
> kiss
> > my work ass!
> >
> > I'm going to take off early at 4pm today be
> > rolling to Jackson in Reston for beers. If you
> > bitches want to join me bring it!
> >
> > I'm rich bitch!
>
>
> Hi Eli

Wrongo!

BMW ARE SISSY BITCH CARS

WHAT A SISSY Wrote:
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> BMW ARE SISSY BITCH CARS

Call'm whatever you want. They get me some fine blonde pussy.

Love'n it bitches!
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I rest my case.......

http://southfloridagaynews.com/Steven-Siler/gay-car-geek-2014-gmc-sierra-2015-bmw-i8.html

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> WHAT A SISSY Wrote:
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> > BMW ARE SISSY BITCH CARS
>
> Call'm whatever you want. They get me some fine blonde pussy.

LMAO at the stock photos this faggot is poting... LMBO!!!

PUSSY? LOL!!!! YEAH!! RIGHT!!! pussyboiass in you yugo is morel ike it

It is obvious you are a faggot in a yugo

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> > > BMW ARE SISSY BITCH CARS
> >
> > Call'm whatever you want. They get me some fine
> blonde pussy.
>
> LMAO at the stock photos this faggot is poting...
> LMBO!!!
>
> PUSSY? LOL!!!! YEAH!! RIGHT!!! pussyboiass in you
> yugo is morel ike it
>
> It is obvious you are a faggot in a yugo

Do you really think I'm going to post pictures of myself or the girls on here.

Are you that stupid?

How about you post some pictures of yourself, the girls you date and your car? What do you mean that wouldn't be a good idea?

OP of Thread Wrote:
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>
>
> Do you really think I'm going to post pictures of
> myself or the girls on here.
>
> Are you that stupid?
>
> How about you post some pictures of yourself, the
> girls you date and your car? What do you mean
> that wouldn't be a good idea?

None of us are claiming to have just bought a $135,000 car and having to throw supermodels away to wait for a better one to come by.

On the other end of the scale, at a price starting at $135,800, the 2015 BMW i8 is far more affordable than the limited-production Porsche 918 Spyder plug-in hybrid supercar, which comes in somewhere around a million bucks

You are either a professional troll or the biggest super douche FU has ever seen.

GerrytardRetardtardLOLz Wrote:
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> OP of Thread Wrote:
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> >
> >
> > Do you really think I'm going to post pictures
> of
> > myself or the girls on here.
> >
> > Are you that stupid?
> >
> > How about you post some pictures of yourself,
> the
> > girls you date and your car? What do you mean
> > that wouldn't be a good idea?
>
> None of us are claiming to have just bought a
> $135,000 car and having to throw supermodels away
> to wait for a better one to come by.
>
> On the other end of the scale, at a price
> starting at $135,800, the 2015 BMW i8 is far more
> affordable than the limited-production Porsche 918
> Spyder plug-in hybrid supercar, which comes in
> somewhere around a million bucks
>
> You are either a professional troll or the biggest
> super douche FU has ever seen.

^^ X100

Perfectly said

Pic of OP @ Jacksons Yesterday Wrote:
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> For real.


Which one is OP? The bald headed, limp dick dude; the one that desperately needs a shave (including his pubes); the woman; or the black guy on the TV?

If it's the black guy on the TV----call the cops! The OP stole the car!!!

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Jelly?
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MINE IS BIGGER!!

Bugatti limo, bitches.


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BMW worked it's magic again last night. Took home this slamming hot brunette. Small but had some nice titties. Not bad. All I had to do was buy her two tequila shots and mention my BMW.

OP's date from last night.... just like his car

How are all you broke asses doing?

I'll be off work today at 4pm then hitting Jackson's again. Maybe the county fair or Mccormick and Schmick's after that.

How are all the broke ass Obama haters doing today? Still scraping by with no job and no alcohol. Oh soooo sad you selfish pathitic charity fucks!

GET A FUCKING JOB AND ENJOY LIFE!

By the way I won two cases this week so my take was around $16,000. I plan on blowing about $1500 tonight on shit and drinks.

How much money did your broke asses make???

Only the best bitches!
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Reminds me of that Money Money Money Money Money song from Breaking Bad.

Good job. Black BMW's are chick magnets. You can't fail.

WingNut Wrote:
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> Real pic or GTFO


He got a BMW alright. here it is:

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Sweet ride! Cashola!

BMW stands for Bus. Metro. Walk.

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> BMW stands for Bus. Metro. Walk.


I am sorry to say that you are incorrect on this one.

BMW stands for Black Mans Wheels

Real men design and build their own cars, and they don't need their amazingly built car to get pussy, either.