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I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
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Barf bag needed
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Date: September 13, 2014 03:03PM
https://www.facebook.com/AbigailAndBrittanyHensel#!/AbigailAndBrittanyHensel
I think Im done with Facebook.......a little too weird for me.
I think Im done with Facebook.......a little too weird for me.
Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
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NippleChuck
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Date: September 13, 2014 03:14PM
You think they make out when she masturbates? Cool freak show, one head could be sucking your cock and the other licking your balls.
Nip
Nip
Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
Posted by:
I'll say it first...
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Date: September 13, 2014 03:16PM
... would hit.
Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
Posted by:
cvKTV
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Date: September 13, 2014 03:17PM
NippleChuck Wrote:
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> You think they make out when she masturbates? Cool
> freak show, one head could be sucking your cock
> and the other licking your balls.
> Nip
First off: HOT.
Second: I think it's when "they" masturbate.
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> You think they make out when she masturbates? Cool
> freak show, one head could be sucking your cock
> and the other licking your balls.
> Nip
First off: HOT.
Second: I think it's when "they" masturbate.
Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: September 13, 2014 03:18PM
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Blessed are the murderous.
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Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
Posted by:
Big Dick Black
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Date: September 13, 2014 03:22PM
NippleChuck Wrote:
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> You think they make out when she masturbates? Cool
> freak show, one head could be sucking your cock
> and the other licking your balls.
They certainly arent ugly but for some reason I think I would have trouble keeping my wood hard with something like that. Definitely a Viagra moment.
At least they could drive you to get something to eat afterwards. How the fuck can they handle a car?
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> You think they make out when she masturbates? Cool
> freak show, one head could be sucking your cock
> and the other licking your balls.
They certainly arent ugly but for some reason I think I would have trouble keeping my wood hard with something like that. Definitely a Viagra moment.
At least they could drive you to get something to eat afterwards. How the fuck can they handle a car?
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Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
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Phyllis Quackenbush
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Date: September 13, 2014 04:02PM
That chick (chicks) has her (its) own TV show on The Discovery Channel I think. It's kinda creepy but hey you gotta live with what God gave ya.
Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: September 13, 2014 04:08PM
Which head is in control of the body? Can't they just amputate one of the heads*?
*(yes I know one will die.)
Blessed are the murderous.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/13/2014 04:08PM by eesh.
*(yes I know one will die.)
Blessed are the murderous.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/13/2014 04:08PM by eesh.
Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
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Moses T-Bomb
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Date: September 13, 2014 04:49PM
According to Wikipedia, the right head controls the right arm and right leg and left head controls the left arm and left leg. Talk about confusing! Im suprised they can walk much less drive a car.
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Abigail and Brittany have individual organs in the upper part of their body, while most of them located at or below the level of the navel are shared, the exception being the spinal cord.
2 heads
2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery was employed to correct scoliosis.
2 completely separate spinal cords
2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery was employed to expand the pleural cavities.
2 breasts
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities
1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
2 stomachs
2 gallbladders
1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
Y-shaped small intestine, which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
1 large intestine (one colon)
3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right
1 bladder
1 set of reproductive organs
2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
1 slightly broad pelvis
2 legs
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Abigail and Brittany have individual organs in the upper part of their body, while most of them located at or below the level of the navel are shared, the exception being the spinal cord.
2 heads
2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery was employed to correct scoliosis.
2 completely separate spinal cords
2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery was employed to expand the pleural cavities.
2 breasts
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities
1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
2 stomachs
2 gallbladders
1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
Y-shaped small intestine, which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
1 large intestine (one colon)
3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right
1 bladder
1 set of reproductive organs
2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
1 slightly broad pelvis
2 legs
Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
Posted by:
Irving X Zistwheel
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Date: September 13, 2014 08:58PM
Those girls could make a fortune in porn. It would bring new meaning to a two headed blowjob!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/13/2014 08:58PM by Irving X Zistwheel.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/13/2014 08:58PM by Irving X Zistwheel.
Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
Posted by:
Siam I am
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Date: September 13, 2014 09:52PM
they are expierenced
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Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
Posted by:
Irving X Zistwheel
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Date: September 13, 2014 11:01PM
^ FAIL
Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
Posted by:
Cockmaster
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Date: September 14, 2014 10:17AM
Eat one pussy and be pleasuring 2 women at the same time.
Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
Posted by:
Take 2
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Date: September 17, 2014 01:17AM
Siam I am Wrote:
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> they are expierenced
?....
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> they are expierenced
?....
Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
Posted by:
J Hodgson
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Date: September 17, 2014 06:42AM
When cousins, identical cousins are connected by the spine, a geneologist could lose his mind cause they're cousins and they're connected by that spiiiiiiine.
Re: I got a Facebook friend request from a 2 headed girl in Minnesota
Posted by:
Cyclops
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Date: September 17, 2014 11:33AM
Best pic. That little boy's like, "WTF am I looking at?
