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Extra, Extra, read all about it, Teabagger not smart enough to use compliant gas can, Blames Obama!
Posted by: XWyPH ()
Date: September 15, 2014 08:11PM

500,000 Illegal alien migrant workers with no ability to read English were able to figure out how to use the compliant can within minutes. Bubba "Squeal like a pig" Rodgers, a prominent Teabagger and Walmart greeter who graduated from Liberty university with a BA degree in whining like a baby and a Masters in misspelling Obama name in attempt to be funny was not able to figure out how to use the gas can. He was also not able to read the directions "stating if it isn't in the bible, it doesn't matter." He threatened to go on a hunger strike but was not taken seriously by police since he weighed 425 lbs and they estimated it would take 3 years of not eating for him to get to a point where his health would be affected. Yet again,a senior Teaparty member has stood up for his beliefs and showed the world what a bunch $%^ god damn morons they are.

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Re: Extra, Extra, read all about it, Teabagger not smart enough to use compliant gas can, Blames Obama!
Posted by: True The Vote ! ()
Date: September 15, 2014 08:56PM

The best part is the other fucking dumbass gop pussies AGREEING that libbys inability to work the very complicated modern gas can is actually liberals fault.

Amazing how pathetic that group of retards are, wow!

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Re: Extra, Extra, read all about it, Teabagger not smart enough to use compliant gas can, Blames Obama!
Posted by: jxpnn ()
Date: September 16, 2014 04:16PM

CANS ARE MADE IN CHINA NOT USA NOT WORTH A FUCK

LEAK NO MATTER HOW USED

EXACTLY HOW ASSHOLES IN EPA - MOSTLY FUCKING FOREIGNERS - PLANNED IT

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Re: Extra, Extra, read all about it, Teabagger not smart enough to use compliant gas can, Blames Obama!
Posted by: JP3Xd ()
Date: September 16, 2014 04:18PM

this is required by epa cans i have:

a nozzle, comes in 3 parts, has no seals, is rickety, and cap gets lost

this guarantees both leaks and evaporation, but also invasion by china

exactly what the little bastards at EPA planned

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Re: Extra, Extra, read all about it, Teabagger not smart enough to use compliant gas can, Blames Obama!
Posted by: NbJbX ()
Date: September 16, 2014 04:26PM

so the 3 peice nozzle has a "patened design" which breaks easy and never works

being that New Jersey during a flood was shown as begging for chinese gas cans becasue all usa gas can makers stopped makign cans due to EPA ...

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my bet it is the NJ assholes who get kickbacks for "patents" they know doesn't work

just a guess on that one. the one who most strongly denies.

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Re: Extra, Extra, read all about it, Teabagger not smart enough to use compliant gas can, Blames Obama!
Posted by: mower man ()
Date: September 16, 2014 04:39PM

Dude, I am no teabagger, and I have to agree that the new gas cans suck. They leak, are poorly made and break easily. Manufacturers even hate the requirements. You clearly have never used one.

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Re: Extra, Extra, read all about it, Teabagger not smart enough to use compliant gas can, Blames Obama!
Posted by: libs hate America. ()
Date: September 16, 2014 09:49PM

Not only are libs proud that these CARB cans waste fuel and pollute even more, they are proud that these new lib regulations put BLITZ, a USA gas can company out of business after 30 years.

Yet another epic achievement by libs, destroying yet another American company in favor of China. (Thanks Bubba Clinton)

Libs don't and will never get it. This is the USA, the best in the world. Either be proud of it and contribute to it or get the fuck out!

LIBS HATE AMERICA. FACT!

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Re: Extra, Extra, read all about it, Teabagger not smart enough to use compliant gas can, Blames Obama!
Posted by: DU3Hc ()
Date: September 16, 2014 10:08PM

Just saying things are changing. Adapt or be left behind. If you can't adapt, at least be man enough to not whine about it like a 4 year old.

As a Liberal, I hate the cans as well, I have three solutions and have used all of them:

1)You can cut off the spring loaded mechanism in about 20 seconds. Use a crutch tip to seal the spout.
2) You can buy VP racing fuel cans. They are not compliant.
3) NATO Jerry cans with non compliant spouts are also available if you look around

Notice I did not include whining like a little bitch on the list? Also, blaming others who had nothing to do with it doesn't solve the problem either.

Research and Google are your friend.

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Re: Extra, Extra, read all about it, Teabagger not smart enough to use compliant gas can, Blames Obama!
Posted by: libs hate America. ()
Date: September 16, 2014 10:26PM

DU3Hc Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Just saying things are changing. Adapt or be left
> behind. If you can't adapt, at least be man enough
> to not whine about it like a 4 year old.
>
> As a Liberal, I hate the cans as well, I have
> three solutions and have used all of them:
>
> 1)You can cut off the spring loaded mechanism in
> about 20 seconds. Use a crutch tip to seal the
> spout.
> 2) You can buy VP racing fuel cans. They are not
> compliant.
> 3) NATO Jerry cans with non compliant spouts are
> also available if you look around
>
> Notice I did not include whining like a little
> bitch on the list? Also, blaming others who had
> nothing to do with it doesn't solve the problem
> either.
>
> Research and Google are your friend.

Typical of a lib to suggest breaking the law rather than to be a responsible, law abiding citizen. I guess since terrorist Hussein Obama breaks the law and practices no morals or ethics other than what gets Americans killed, then its okay if all libs do.

Pathetic.

Libs hate humanity.

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Re: Extra, Extra, read all about it, Teabagger not smart enough to use compliant gas can, Blames Obama!
Posted by: WDWhh ()
Date: September 16, 2014 10:33PM

libs hate America. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> DU3Hc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just saying things are changing. Adapt or be
> left
> > behind. If you can't adapt, at least be man
> enough
> > to not whine about it like a 4 year old.
> >
> > As a Liberal, I hate the cans as well, I have
> > three solutions and have used all of them:
> >
> > 1)You can cut off the spring loaded mechanism
> in
> > about 20 seconds. Use a crutch tip to seal the
> > spout.
> > 2) You can buy VP racing fuel cans. They are
> not
> > compliant.
> > 3) NATO Jerry cans with non compliant spouts
> are
> > also available if you look around
> >
> > Notice I did not include whining like a little
> > bitch on the list? Also, blaming others who had
> > nothing to do with it doesn't solve the problem
> > either.
> >
> > Research and Google are your friend.
>
> Typical of a lib to suggest breaking the law
> rather than to be a responsible, law abiding
> citizen. I guess since terrorist Hussein Obama
> breaks the law and practices no morals or ethics
> other than what gets Americans killed, then its
> okay if all libs do.
>
> Pathetic.
>
> Libs hate humanity.

Typical Tard,
Just wants to whine and not find a solution.
Not illegal to use non compliant cans, only to sell them when being used for gas transport. Racing cans are exempt.

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