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Eli Needs a New Name
Posted by: winners vs losers. ()
Date: May 04, 2014 10:55PM

Any ideas? Eli, has all power here yet he never abuses it.

I'll throw out some.

Eli the Wise

Eli the Gentle Giant

Eli the Un-Outable

Eli the Tall

Eli the Kind

Eli the Tolerant

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Re: Eli Needs a New Name
Posted by: Ass Guzzler ()
Date: May 04, 2014 10:59PM

winners vs losers. Wrote:
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> Any ideas? Eli, has all power here yet he never
> abuses it.
>
> I'll throw out some.
>
> Eli the Wise

>
> Eli the Gentle
Giant
>
> Eli the Un-Outable

>
> Eli the Tall

>
> Eli the Kind

>
> Eli the Tolerant

Those are all great traits for a king.


How about Eli the King?

Either that or Eli the Un-Outable.

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Re: Eli Needs a New Name
Posted by: well.. ()
Date: May 04, 2014 11:04PM

Considering what bull shit eli puts up with here without EVER putting his foot down and administering any kind of punishment I have to lean towards Eli the Tolerant.

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Re: Eli Needs a New Name
Posted by: Understatement of the Year ()
Date: May 04, 2014 11:07PM

well.. Wrote:
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> Considering what bull shit eli puts up with here
> without EVER putting his foot down and
> administering any kind of punishment I have to
> lean towards Eli the Tolerant.

To call Eli "Tolerant" is an understatement if I've ever heard one. He always takes the moral high ground.

He's a saint.

My vote....

Eli the Saint OR Saint Eli

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Re: Eli Needs a New Name
Posted by: my 2 cents ()
Date: May 04, 2014 11:14PM

Eli the Anonymous


Eli the Winner


He's earned all of these accolades actually.

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Re: Eli Needs a New Name
Posted by: One thing won't change ()
Date: May 04, 2014 11:22PM

Eli > eesh

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Re: Eli Needs a New Name
Posted by: Eli the Loser ()
Date: May 04, 2014 11:22PM

I think "Eli the Douchebag" is most apropos.

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Re: Eli Needs a New Name
Posted by: Eli the Approval Seeker ()
Date: May 04, 2014 11:30PM

Eli the Loser Wrote:
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> I think "Eli the Douchebag" is most apropos.


I always wondered why Eli needed to post a billion pics like the one pretending he owned a new Mercedes (with the dealership ring and tag still on it lol)...


My analysis: 1) Eli has no friends.

2) Eli has a small penis.

3) Eli doesn't own a Mercedes, nor does he have a girlfriend.

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Re: Eli Needs a New Name
Posted by: in the noses ()
Date: May 05, 2014 03:20AM

Eli has many imposters on this site and that was one of them.

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Re: Eli Needs a New Name
Posted by: troll eli got a mercedes ()
Date: May 05, 2014 03:26AM

in the noses Wrote:
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> Eli has many imposters on this site and that was
> one of them.


people are envious of all that is eli. Eli The All Powerful.

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Re: Eli Needs a New Name
Posted by: eli fawkes ()
Date: May 05, 2014 03:42AM

in the noses Wrote:
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> Eli has many imposters on this site and that was
> one of them.


Behind Eli's name there is more than just flesh. Beneath his name there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. We are Eli and He is King.

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Re: Eli Needs a New Name
Posted by: i drive a caddy ()
Date: May 05, 2014 05:53AM

Eli the Approval Seeker Wrote:
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> I always wondered why Eli needed to post a billion
> pics like the one pretending he owned a new
> Mercedes (with the dealership ring and tag still
> on it lol)...
>
>
> My analysis: 1) eesh has no friends.
>
> 2) eesh has a small penis.
>
> 3) eesh doesn't own a Mercedes, nor
> does he have a girlfriend.


eesh=looser
eesh=wishes he was eli
eli winning and eesh is losing

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1460141/1528866.html#msg-1528866

eesh is pathetic

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