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Sex is Gross
Posted by: sprout ()
Date: January 11, 2013 03:22AM

I'm just gonna write this now and this is a thing, Sex is more gross most times than it is sexy or hot or anything else; Sex is mostly times a gross and ugly and sloppy thing that smells and looks bad than it is a thing that looks good or is attractive or is good smelling or would be good to look at. Most of the time Sex is pretty gross, both to look at and to be doing.

Sex is almost always a gross thing instead of a sexy, hot, fun thing. You are mostly all the time in shame and disgust and feeling like a sweaty, filthy, stinky animal when your are doing Sex, thanyou are feeling like a Marilyn Monroe or a Tyrone Power or an Errol Flynn or what have you. Most of the time it's an animal, gross, sweaty, hairy, stinky, holes, sliding things into other holes, bad smells, yeasts, cheeses, hairs, fecal matters, things of this nature.....than it is anything of a sexy, hollywood, sexy, hollywood pinup, attractive, clean, desirable, hot, civilized nature. Sex is mostly an animal act for animals and because of that most of the time it is very gross, even when it is done by very attractive people, which is only a very tiny fraction of the time. Sex is done overwhelmingly by very extremely unattractive, overweigh, ugly, and often also very stupid and bad smelling people.

So it is this cub reporter's opinion that the Sex is Gross.

Knock Sex off...now. Stop doing sex.
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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: Kittie, comment? ()
Date: January 11, 2013 03:23AM

Kittie, comment?

now that Harry is retired you're my go-to forum buddy, buddy.

what do you think?

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: forrealthoush ()
Date: January 11, 2013 03:44AM

I only have oral sex, and when I do its with a condom. No exceptions!

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: sex...gag me with a spoon! ()
Date: January 11, 2013 03:55AM

OH MY GOD----sex is SO grody!!! Gag me with a spoon! Go to the clue store and buy one.....sex is SO five minutes ago......sex is AS IF.....go to clue school and get one......

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: emerson lake and palmer ()
Date: January 11, 2013 04:06AM

we live in a modern world, we're very willing to embrace every technological advancement that comes along which serves to sweep the unsightliness of our 'humaness' under the rug and out of sight, pretty soon we'll have robotic surrogates, like in that movie, surrogates. The two most human, and therefore most animal things we still do, are eating and sex. Someone is going to come up with food capsules or something soon enough, food will be obsolete before long. What about sex? How are we going to get rid of that? We'll still have to get men to jizz....that's the problem. You can't get around jizzing. Even if you can harvest semen and grow embryos or whatever in labs, you still need a man to nut in a plastic cup...we still can't get around that. And also, shitting. How do we get rid of shitting? To complete the dehumanization of the human experience? Eating, Sex, Shitting. Three things we have to do that are disgusting, repulsive, repugnant. When do the robots get here?
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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: missing you ()
Date: January 11, 2013 05:08AM

Harry wish you were here to read this one........really think you've like this one budyy......I still ove you man. Never forget you.

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: January 11, 2013 06:06AM

Misery = idiot savant.




Minus the savant part.

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: Cleansexxer ()
Date: January 11, 2013 07:15AM

Fyi

Female porn stars do not eat for 2 days then get enema so poop does not get on dick....

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: Right Said Fed ()
Date: January 11, 2013 07:20AM

Harry would've loved this one. It's times like this I really miss him.


Sex is filthy and smells bad and is gross and unsanitary. And the people doing the sex are 9 out of 10 times ugly, stupid, fat, and smell bad. That's a fact. Even attractive people who do Sex tend to do it very sloppily and gross and offensively, and there are juices and hairs and vapors and fecal and other types of matters involved....things going in and out of holes...it really is just very gross. Period.


Sex is gross.

that's all there is to it.


knock it off. Knock Sex off.


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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: so does ()
Date: January 11, 2013 01:52PM

so does anyone else agree?

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: fecal matters ()
Date: January 11, 2013 02:11PM

" fecal matters" - OP is a moron troll. If you hate sex just get married and have kids - you will never have to have sex again...

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: sexual healing ()
Date: April 15, 2014 06:05PM

sex is amazing.


you have to know how to do it right.

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: Hot steamy sex ()
Date: April 15, 2014 07:56PM

Even bad sex is good. Good sex is great

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: Mr.reality ()
Date: April 15, 2014 11:38PM

We are all dirty pigs. Get over it and enjoy!!

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: Sasha Gross ()
Date: April 16, 2014 01:26AM

Is this about sex with other people?

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 16, 2014 01:34AM

sprout Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'm just gonna write this now and this is a thing,
> Sex is more gross most times than it is sexy or
> hot or anything else; Sex is mostly times a gross
> and ugly and sloppy thing that smells and looks
> bad than it is a thing that looks good or is
> attractive or is good smelling or would be good to
> look at. Most of the time Sex is pretty gross,
> both to look at and to be doing.
>
> Sex is almost always a gross thing instead of a
> sexy, hot, fun thing. You are mostly all the time
> in shame and disgust and feeling like a sweaty,
> filthy, stinky animal when your are doing Sex,
> thanyou are feeling like a Marilyn Monroe or a
> Tyrone Power or an Errol Flynn or what have you.
> Most of the time it's an animal, gross, sweaty,
> hairy, stinky, holes, sliding things into other
> holes, bad smells, yeasts, cheeses, hairs, fecal
> matters, things of this nature.....than it is
> anything of a sexy, hollywood, sexy, hollywood
> pinup, attractive, clean, desirable, hot,
> civilized nature. Sex is mostly an animal act for
> animals and because of that most of the time it is
> very gross, even when it is done by very
> attractive people, which is only a very tiny
> fraction of the time. Sex is done overwhelmingly
> by very extremely unattractive, overweigh, ugly,
> and often also very stupid and bad smelling
> people.
>
> So it is this cub reporter's opinion that the Sex
> is Gross.
>
> Knock Sex off...now. Stop doing sex.
> .


too many words

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: you are delightful ()
Date: April 16, 2014 01:35AM

Alias Wrote:
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> sprout Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm just gonna write this now and this is a
> thing,
> > Sex is more gross most times than it is sexy or
> > hot or anything else; Sex is mostly times a
> gross
> > and ugly and sloppy thing that smells and looks
> > bad than it is a thing that looks good or is
> > attractive or is good smelling or would be good
> to
> > look at. Most of the time Sex is pretty gross,
> > both to look at and to be doing.
> >
> > Sex is almost always a gross thing instead of a
> > sexy, hot, fun thing. You are mostly all the
> time
> > in shame and disgust and feeling like a sweaty,
> > filthy, stinky animal when your are doing Sex,
> > thanyou are feeling like a Marilyn Monroe or a
> > Tyrone Power or an Errol Flynn or what have
> you.
> > Most of the time it's an animal, gross, sweaty,
> > hairy, stinky, holes, sliding things into other
> > holes, bad smells, yeasts, cheeses, hairs,
> fecal
> > matters, things of this nature.....than it is
> > anything of a sexy, hollywood, sexy, hollywood
> > pinup, attractive, clean, desirable, hot,
> > civilized nature. Sex is mostly an animal act
> for
> > animals and because of that most of the time it
> is
> > very gross, even when it is done by very
> > attractive people, which is only a very tiny
> > fraction of the time. Sex is done
> overwhelmingly
> > by very extremely unattractive, overweigh,
> ugly,
> > and often also very stupid and bad smelling
> > people.
> >
> > So it is this cub reporter's opinion that the
> Sex
> > is Gross.
> >
> > Knock Sex off...now. Stop doing sex.
> > .
>
>
> too many words


Alisa, you are an absolute hoot! Sex is very gross.

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: getting men to jizz ()
Date: April 16, 2014 01:41AM

emerson lake and palmer Wrote:
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> We'll still have to
> get men to jizz....


true

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 16, 2014 01:42AM

Although, I hate 2 few words.... #textlanguage

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 16, 2014 01:51AM

you are delightful Wrote:
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> Alisa, you are an absolute hoot!

Not really, but thanks.... understanding that calling someone a "hoot" is a compliment in your country.

> Sex is very
> gross.

In your country, yes.

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: MRPRETZLE ()
Date: April 16, 2014 02:48AM

No sex is not gross, you little twat probably never even seen a real vagina, even though you are one!

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: UR Gay ()
Date: April 16, 2014 09:12AM

^ Emoticons are gay.

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: misshapen libido ()
Date: April 16, 2014 05:50PM

I did sex once.
























not a fan.

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Re: Sex is Gross
Posted by: Kinsey ()
Date: April 16, 2014 07:28PM

Sex is filthy, disgusting and degrading.....but only when it is done correctly.

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