I love a country accent. Yee-haw!

Well shucks little darlin, Im a fixin to get me a boner from hearing you talk like that. Ill put some hay in the back of my pickum truck and we can drink some shine and have a good time!

Ebonics.. ax scent she be talkin bout wearin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3VhYJb2yOY

I have a strange fondness for New Yawk Puerto Rican accents like Rosie Perez.

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Salvi - or as many of you would kindly refer to as "spic."

I odnt know about accents but when a women speaks french im at her mercy

An Irish accent... Omfg

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> Salvi - or as many of you would kindly refer to as
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that's very offensive.

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> that's very offensive.

You're preaching to the choir, sweetheart.

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> An Irish accent... Omfg

So im guessing Bono could get in your pants without much of a struggle?

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> So im guessing Bono could get in your pants
> without much of a struggle?


Bono could get in any woman's pants.

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Russian. The lack of articles of speech is exciting.

Palin. I find her bizarre, invented accent intriguing.

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I like a blending of Irish, English, Scottish, and New York, especially in a confessional box when you're ten and disguising yourself.

Bless me Father....

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> Palin. I find her bizarre, invented accent
> intriguing.

Chalk on a blackboard. Even if she was not an inane twit.

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> you're ten and disguising yourself.
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> Bless me Father....




What else did you do in a confession box when you were little?
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Pick my nose. Could they see me?

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> Chalk on a blackboard. Even if she was not an
> inane twit.




She's hot though....



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> Chalk on a blackboard. Even if she was not an
> inane twit.

What's wrong with her accent? It's not nearly as bad as some of the accents I've heard in Virginia. I'm always saying, excuse me, when talking to you people on the phone.

Aaron is not Erin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d8xWBGLvNc

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> What else did you do in a confession box when you
> were little?


You should get your ass into a confessional box, eesh.

French is the only civilized sounding language. Girls with French accents definitely have an advantage over our native trashy skanks.

When a chick is going down on me, it doesn't matter because they all sound the same when they're gagging on my meat stick.

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Most chicks block out your face and imagine someone they'd rather be with, as you stumble around, roughly missing the spots, and panting like an ugly dog.

Another favorite accent, that guy that played in The Room, Tommy Wiseau. He has this bizarre accent with the strangest tempo and sentence structure. Almost mesmerizing.

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> The Room, Tommy Wiseau. He has this bizarre accent
> with the strangest tempo and sentence structure.
> Almost mesmerizing.


Oh hi Tommy, I didn't see you there. You're my favorite customer.

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> Most chicks block out your face and imagine
> someone they'd rather be with, as you stumble
> around, roughly missing the spots, and panting
> like an ugly dog.

So what. I'm not there for her.

Sexy female German accent singing this song:

Hast Du etwas Zeit fur mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

Denkst Du vielleicht g'rad an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fur Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass so was von so was kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fur UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte eine General

'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so wär
Dabei war'n da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Düsenflieger
Jede war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fur Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk

Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister-
Streichholz und Benzinkanister-
Hielten sich fur schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute

Riefen, Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer hätte das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keine Platz für Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr
Und auch keine Düsenflieger

Heute zieh' ich meine Runden
Seh die Welt in Trümmern liegen
Hab' nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an Dich und lass' ihn fliegen

I dont mind most Southern accents, but I just cringe at NY/NJ accents of any kind. It just makes my ears want to come off. Bostonian doesn't sound too pleasant either.

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Here's one for you: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2zdrl_wir-sind-helden-mussen-nur-wollen_music

Places on earth I would nuke(overkill) because of their GOD awful english accents.

Russia
Israel
anything with muslim accent.
vietnam
any place with a southern accent.



Places that I would promote because I like the way they talk are:
California with their valley girls

No one's mentioned Meade's accent.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ZyDlsB8kA

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> Places on earth I would nuke(overkill) because of
> their GOD awful english accents.

> any place with a southern accent.


There goes Virginia.

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> their GOD awful english accents.
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> Russia
> Israel
> anything with muslim accent.
> vietnam
> any place with a southern accent.
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>
>
> Places that I would promote because I like the way
> they talk are:
> California with their valley girls

Then go back North. And stay.

heyaa bobooo ! why don't you ....


HEY. that's where gerry oconnelly learned his ethics !!

now i understand completely !!
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Colombia, preferably Sophia Vegara. She could read me shampoo bottle ingredients and I'd get a woody.

Your a tough one aren't you.

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A case of butt hurt perhaps? Or you don't like hot Colombian chicks with all of those curves.