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Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: Yeti Hunter ()
Date: February 15, 2014 09:34AM

I am a yeti hunter from Tibet. I have tracked a yeti across the Pacific and continental United States here to Fairfax Virginia. It is my belief that the Yeti was attracted to the large amount of snow that has accumulated around this region. I advise everyone to stay in their homes and avoid going anywhere alone, and especially not after dark.

Be alert
Be aware
Be vigilant

If anyone sees anything out of the ordinary please call the Trans-Himalayan Yeti hotline at 703-677-0477

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 15, 2014 09:47AM

What caliber do you use when hunting these Yeti? Are they as fast moving as the werewolves in Sterling?

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: I saw one! ()
Date: February 15, 2014 09:51AM

I saw one the other morning rooting around at the GMU construction site. I almost shot it but I didn't have my gun with me.

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: Pics or it didn't happen ()
Date: February 15, 2014 09:53AM

Pics or it didn't happen

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: Burke bob boy ()
Date: February 15, 2014 10:27AM

Yeti Hunter Wrote:
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> I am a yeti hunter from Tibet. I have tracked a
> yeti across the Pacific and continental United
> States here to Fairfax Virginia. It is my belief
> that the Yeti was attracted to the large amount of
> snow that has accumulated around this region. I
> advise everyone to stay in their homes and avoid
> going anywhere alone, and especially not after
> dark.
>
> Be alert
> Be aware
> Be vigilant
>
> If anyone sees anything out of the ordinary please
> call the Trans-Himalayan Yeti hotline at
> 703-677-0477


What is Yeti? Is it like squirrel. Do they rabid? Smell good or not good? What way best to cook Yetu meat? What make you so expert knowledge?

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: imbiker ()
Date: February 15, 2014 10:33AM

Yeti..
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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: Yeti Castrater ()
Date: February 15, 2014 10:44AM

When this yeti has been found please preserve its testicles and contact me ASAP.

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: McMythed ()
Date: February 15, 2014 05:04PM

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: Ed ()
Date: February 15, 2014 05:50PM

I saw it at Auld Shebeen in Fairfax. It was drinking a pint of Guiness. Got really upset when the bartender cut it off.

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: Yeti lee ()
Date: February 15, 2014 05:54PM

I saw a yeti drinking a piña Coloda at trader Vic's... And his hair was perfect...

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: February 15, 2014 05:58PM

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: Jyj ()
Date: February 15, 2014 06:00PM

^With shit like this it's no wonder democrats will win in 2016.

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: imbiker ()
Date: February 15, 2014 06:05PM

Hussein Obama- Wrote:
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> .

How to catch Yetis...
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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: TeaBaggins ()
Date: February 15, 2014 06:09PM

Jyj Wrote:
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> ^With shit like this it's no wonder democrats will
> win in 2016.

We all know this isn't a conservative posting the pictures. It some democrat trying to make republicans look bitter and kid like.

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: Debbie Downer Democrat XXX ()
Date: February 16, 2014 04:01AM

Jyj Wrote:
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> ^With shit like this it's no wonder democrats will
> win in 2016.


Like who? We all know Hillary will be too tired to run. A great article pointed out all of the travel that she did while Secretary of State wore her down. It could be easily noted when she fell, got the concussion, etc. It's times like that which will keep her from running.

That just leaves Joe "I don't see any reason not to run" Biden.

What could go wrong?

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: Je9xH ()
Date: February 16, 2014 04:56AM

TeaBaggins Wrote:
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> Jyj Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^With shit like this it's no wonder democrats
> will
> > win in 2016.
>
> We all know this isn't a conservative posting the
> pictures. It some democrat trying to make
> republicans look bitter and kid like.

Republicans = bitter and kid like.

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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: February 16, 2014 08:07AM

More evidence. Michelle without makeup.
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Re: Yeti in Burke?
Posted by: Austin Dalton ()
Date: February 17, 2014 09:51AM

Anyoneone wanna bannggg? 703 999 9760 hmu for a good time

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