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2 dreams this morning
Posted by: dreamersdelight ()
Date: February 15, 2014 01:01PM

in my dream my landlord smiles and wanted to give me a peak of her bush.


then I dreamt about a rookie cop who was an amateur boxer who was chasing after a speeding car in this car chase that he stops him.

The driver was a proboxer and they get both get out and start fighting in front of a bar that was housed full of bikers and the fight was really awesome but then I woke up because I had to pee.


FUUUUUCK YOU MOTHER NATURE! that was a good dream too!

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Re: 2 dreams this morning
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 15, 2014 01:07PM

Get your prostate checked.

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Re: 2 dreams this morning
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 15, 2014 01:09PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Get your prostate checked.





That doesn't make any sense. Your bitterness is clouding your thinking.

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Re: 2 dreams this morning
Posted by: DrHenryKillinger ()
Date: February 15, 2014 01:15PM

dreamersdelight Wrote:
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> then I dreamt about a rookie cop who was an
> amateur boxer who was chasing after a speeding car
> in this car chase that he stops him.
>
> The driver was a proboxer and they get both get
> out and start fighting in front of a bar that was
> housed full of bikers and the fight was really
> awesome but then I woke up because I had to pee.

Was the bar called "Kilroy's"?

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Re: 2 dreams this morning
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 15, 2014 02:02PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > Get your prostate checked.
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>
>
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> That doesn't make any sense. Your bitterness is
> clouding your thinking.

The frequent need to urinate often disturbs sleep in older men like you, eesh, and is a sign of an enlarged prostrate. Have you noticed a weakened stream or issues with daytime incontinence?

Why was your fly open at Aunt Sarah's Pancake House? Were you running to the men's room so often you got tired of dealing with the zipper? Did you almost have an accident?

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Re: 2 dreams this morning
Posted by: reflectionondream ()
Date: February 15, 2014 02:27PM

When she showed me her bush I was so happy while she kept her legs closed while standing up looking for my smile of approval.

She trimmed it very nicely in the dim light so that it looked more like a shadow.

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