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Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 02, 2010 02:04AM

jennifer_garner.jpgAlias-c5-05.jpgalias-movie-in-the-future.jpg



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/02/2010 02:20AM by eesh.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 02, 2010 02:19AM

Please delete picture number 2.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 02, 2010 02:21AM

Is that better?

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 02, 2010 02:47AM

YES. So much better.

I like the gun.

EDIT: I'm not thrilled with picture #3. The whip is just too out there.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/02/2010 02:52AM by Alias.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Opie ()
Date: January 02, 2010 03:01AM

Garner has a nice face but a SMOKIN' hot body. Affleck is a lucky man.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: sick of it ()
Date: January 02, 2010 04:33AM

Alias Wrote:
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> YES. So much better.
>
> I like the gun.
>
> EDIT: I'm not thrilled with picture #3. The whip
> is just too out there.


Hey Alias, me and my wife are starting to get fed up because every few days this one neighborhood asshole keeps coming up to our kitchen window and yelling "Beans With Ham!" real loud. It's fuckin ridiculous, and I think I know who it is but the cops won't do nothing.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 02, 2010 04:47AM

This reminds me of a dream I had as a young child. (nightmare)

Shoot the man forcing you to eat beans.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: January 02, 2010 09:19AM

Jennifer Garner is hot, but if you have ever heard her in an interview, she's a complete moron.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: eh.. ()
Date: January 03, 2010 12:40AM

Opie Wrote:
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> Garner has a nice face but a SMOKIN' hot body.
> Affleck is a lucky man.


Affleck is gay.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: January 03, 2010 12:53AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Jennifer Garner is hot, but if you have ever heard
> her in an interview, she's a complete moron.

sisters?




"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 03, 2010 01:40AM

Washington wrote:
"Jennifer Garner is hot, but if you have ever heard her in an interview, she's a complete moron."
_________________

And, this is important to you?

I thought you preferred a woman who was smaller than her bra size.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 03, 2010 02:01AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Washington wrote:
> "Jennifer Garner is hot, but if you have ever
> heard her in an interview, she's a complete
> moron."
> _________________
>
> And, this is important to you?
>
> I thought you preferred a woman who was smaller
> than her bra size.



Don't you have some laundry to fold or kitchen to clean?

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 03, 2010 02:26AM

You must be confusing me with someone else.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 03, 2010 03:03AM

Alias Wrote:
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> You must be confusing me with someone else.


No, I'm not. You must want me to break out the belt again. Remember, if anybody asks, you fell down the stairs. Such a clumsy woman you are.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: HIFAICGU ()
Date: January 03, 2010 03:08AM


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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 03, 2010 03:33AM

If anybody asks, I’ll tell them you enjoy hanging yourself from a tree.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 03, 2010 03:36AM

Alias Wrote:
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> If anybody asks, I’ll tell them you enjoy hanging
> yourself from a tree.


I am well hung, needless to say.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 03, 2010 04:01AM

That's not what the coroner said.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Doable.... But NOT HOT! ()
Date: January 03, 2010 11:30AM

eh wrote:
>Affleck is gay.

Agreed! Thats why he chose a woman
that looks lime a man in drag.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Correction.... ()
Date: January 03, 2010 11:32AM

Correction:

Thats why Affleck chose a woman that looks LIKE a man in drag.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 03, 2010 03:50PM

For light brunettes I prefer Keira Sedgewick:


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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 03, 2010 04:06PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> For light brunettes I prefer Keira Sedgewick:
>




Compare your photo with this one. There are one two things missing from that pic.





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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 03, 2010 04:22PM

i love me some penelope cruz

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: bb&eesh ()
Date: January 03, 2010 04:29PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i love me some penelope cruz


wow another thing u and eesh have in common in addition to teh love of teh cock.

u guys are the same on so many levelz

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 03, 2010 04:36PM

bb&eesh Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i love me some penelope cruz
>
>
> wow another thing u and eesh have in common in
> addition to teh love of teh cock.
>
> u guys are the same on so many levelz


you're not even trying anymore. i feel bad for you. i used to hate you but now its just sorrow. you make me weep

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: 88 ()
Date: January 03, 2010 04:59PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> bb&eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > i love me some penelope cruz
> >
> >
> > wow another thing u and eesh have in common in
> > addition to teh love of teh cock.
> >
> > u guys are the same on so many levelz
>
>
> you're not even trying anymore. i feel bad for
> you. i used to hate you but now its just sorrow.
> you make me weep


dont be so ghey! :(

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 03, 2010 05:08PM

bb&eesh Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i love me some penelope cruz
>
>
> wow another thing u and eesh have in common in
> addition to teh love of teh cock.
>
> u guys are the same on so many levelz



Since I posted a pic of Salma Hayek and bloody blisters said he likes Penelope Cruz, that isn't "another thing we have in common" as you put it.



128816193246706286.jpgBlessed are the murderous.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: dumbeesh ()
Date: January 03, 2010 05:16PM

eesh Wrote:
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> bb&eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > i love me some penelope cruz
> >
> >
> > wow another thing u and eesh have in common in
> > addition to teh love of teh cock.
> >
> > u guys are the same on so many levelz
>
>
>
> Since I posted a pic of Salma Hayek and bloody
> blisters said he likes Penelope Cruz, that isn't
> "another thing we have in common" as you put it.


ok so u and ur alter ego liking spanish speaking Hollywood actresses isn't something in common?

ur as dumb as the dog in that stupid pic u keep reposting.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 03, 2010 05:19PM

why r u takliing like a moran in a chat ruum?? it doesnt chagne teh fackt u r poastiing from an IP address in da middile of Mclean.


cup_of_LOL.gifBlessed are the murderous.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: sounds Feeshy ()
Date: January 03, 2010 05:23PM

eesh Wrote:
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> why r u takliing like a moran in a chat ruum?? it
> doesnt chagne teh fackt u r poastiing from an IP
> address in da middile of Mclean.


orly? since when is dis chat ruum? thx 4 coffee lol!

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: sick and tired of it ()
Date: January 04, 2010 01:54AM

Alias Wrote:
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> This reminds me of a dream I had as a young child.
> (nightmare)
>
> Shoot the man forcing you to eat beans.


I did point a gun at him once but he just gave me the finger and booked out of there. The cops just keep acting like dicks about it. This guy shouts so loud and makes all kinds of threatening hand gestures , but the stupid cops think it's funny.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 04, 2010 02:40AM

In my dream, the bad bean man was sawing my bedroom in half and my sister was floating away.

That's how dreams are.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 04, 2010 02:47AM

"First is the worst, second is the best..."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/04/2010 02:57AM by Harry Tuttle.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 04, 2010 02:49AM

I've always thought Alias was hot... Killer personality... Wicked dance moves.. and that booty... Good God almighty, what a booty...

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 04, 2010 03:10AM

It would behoove you to mention the booty before the "personality".

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Mmmmmmmm! ()
Date: January 04, 2010 03:13AM

Eh,

I'll take Selma Hayek, thank you very much.

Yum Yum!

You can keep the rest.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: § ()
Date: January 04, 2010 03:32PM

Salma Hayek in "From Dusk 'Til Dawn" is epic hotness.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 04, 2010 04:34PM

§ Wrote:
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> Salma Hayek in "From Dusk 'Til Dawn" is epic
> hotness.
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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: January 04, 2010 05:53PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> For light brunettes I prefer Keira Sedgewick:
>


Uhh, yeah...... That's Keira Knightley.

KYRA Sedgwick looks like this:

kyra-sedgwick-shoes_l.jpg

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Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 16, 2014 12:16AM

bump

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 16, 2014 12:29AM

Hot. Burning up.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 16, 2014 04:01AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Hot. Burning up.

Menopause?

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 16, 2014 04:02AM

How old is your wife, BEH?

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 16, 2014 04:07AM

Lets put it this way, her post menopause is in menopause.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 16, 2014 04:15AM

BEH Wrote:
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> Lets put it this way, her post menopause is in
> menopause.

That's doesn't sound good.

Do you still love her?

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 16, 2014 04:16AM

Alias, what is love?

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 16, 2014 04:24AM

I don't know, but it's wonderful.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 16, 2014 04:25AM

But, do you love your wife?

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: slipped and fell ()
Date: January 16, 2014 04:31AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Hot. Burning up.

I took a pretty good tumble down the steps last night. I could feel both feet slip right out from under me and landed right on my back, grocery bags flying everywhere and smacked my head. now my ankles all hot and swelled up, can barely move it. plus I'm out about 30 bucks in groceries because I was too injured to pick the stuff up before they thawed out and went rancid. oh well I guess.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 16, 2014 04:34AM

Alias Wrote:
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> But, do you love your wife?

I'm in love with the concept of love

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 16, 2014 04:34AM

You loved her once, in the rip off your clothes kind of love... then you settled down, had children, stress, stress, argue, argue.

And, then, the kids went off to college, and you wondered where your money went, and where your life went, and you look at your spouse and say, who the fuck are you?

Some people stay happy.

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Who gives a shit about all ()
Date: January 16, 2014 04:40AM

Of your stupid shit threads. A huge waste of time. This one eats shit boring. And the pictures are lousy at best.
FYA & STFU!

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 16, 2014 04:56AM

BEH Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > But, do you love your wife?
>
> I'm in love with the concept of love


So am I.

It's an odd thing, isn't it?

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Re: Alias Hot or Not?
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 16, 2014 09:05AM

Eventually, love is about compromise.

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