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FRANCHISE
Posted by: AIias 2 lazy to sign in ()
Date: December 14, 2013 02:57AM

I'm thinking about getting a Massage Envy franchise. Any of you fagits want to be my business partner?

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Re: FRANCHISE
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 14, 2013 03:53AM

What is a massage envy? I don't like the sound of it.

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Re: FRANCHISE
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 14, 2013 10:01PM

Alias Wrote:
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> What is a massage envy? I don't like the sound of
> it.


It's where you go and envy people who are getting messages. I'm not into it but some are.

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Re: FRANCHISE
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 15, 2013 04:11AM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > What is a massage envy? I don't like the sound
> of
> > it.
>
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> It's where you go and envy people who are getting
> messages.


A place for liberals and other masochists.

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Re: FRANCHISE
Posted by: EDund ()
Date: December 15, 2013 11:37AM

This is a strange business to franchise. Exactly what do you force the franchisees to buy? Massage oils? Tables?

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Re: FRANCHISE
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2013 04:02PM

They also do facials.


Alias, there is one at Willow Lawn between the Yapple and the Starbucks.

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Re: FRANCHISE
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2013 02:31AM

eesh Wrote:
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> They also do facials.
>
>
> Alias, there is one at Willow Lawn between the
> Yapple and the Starbucks.


I don't waste my money on things like that, eesh. If I have extra cash lying around, I donate it to medical research or animal shelters.

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Re: FRANCHISE
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2013 02:35AM

Alias Wrote:
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> If I have extra cash lying around, I donate it to
> medical research or animal shelters.




So the medical researchers can experiment on the animals?

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Re: FRANCHISE
Posted by: AntiAlias ()
Date: December 16, 2013 02:35AM

Alias Wrote:
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> If I have extra cash lying around



Which you never have.


I donate it to
> medical research


Trying to find a cure for all your mental ills and retardation? News flash: There is no cure for stupidity.


or animal shelters.


Your residence is an animal shelter. #crazycatlady

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Re: FRANCHISE
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 16, 2013 02:55AM

Alias Wrote:
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> I don't waste my money on things like that, eesh.
> If I have extra cash lying around, I donate it to
> medical research or animal shelters.



I have friends who have type 1 diabetes, so I donate to that a lot. I do JDRF's Walk for Diabetes twice a year.

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Re: FRANCHISE
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 16, 2013 02:56AM

Have you guys ever seen Wilford Brimley's Diabeetus commercials?

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Re: FRANCHISE
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 16, 2013 02:57AM

Diabeetus
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Re: FRANCHISE
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2013 03:37AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > If I have extra cash lying around, I donate it
> to
> > medical research or animal shelters.
>
>
>
>
> So the medical researchers can experiment on the
> animals?

No, so they can find out what's wrong with you.

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33% of 18-34 Yr Olds LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 16, 2013 08:50AM


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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