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Weak forearms
Posted by: woody ()
Date: December 31, 2013 04:45AM

I keep having forearm pain, what the f is this about? I tried lifting a plate from the dishwaser to the cabinet and my f'n forearms were so weak

Whats wrong? Im 34 for f's sake

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Re: Weak forearms
Posted by: ydeess ()
Date: December 31, 2013 04:58AM

woody Wrote:
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> I keep having forearm pain, what the f is this
> about? I tried lifting a plate from the dishwaser
> to the cabinet and my f'n forearms were so weak
>
> Whats wrong? Im 34 for f's sake


maybe your gay

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Re: Weak forearms
Posted by: Tripe ()
Date: December 31, 2013 04:59AM

Tendinitis. You may need to amputate.

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Re: Weak forearms
Posted by: Dr. Gibbers ()
Date: December 31, 2013 05:06AM

I specialize in amputations of this sort. Please call my office at 555-5555 right away!

PS - I keep the arm

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Re: Weak forearms
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 31, 2013 08:04AM

woody Wrote:
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> I keep having forearm pain, what the f is this
> about? I tried lifting a plate from the dishwaser
> to the cabinet and my f'n forearms were so weak
>
> Whats wrong? Im 34 for f's sake

So, a handjob is out of the question I suppose?

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Re: Weak forearms
Posted by: woody ()
Date: December 31, 2013 08:12AM

fraid so. Wanna just jerk off on my leg?

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Re: Weak forearms
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 31, 2013 08:28AM

Wear some shear panty hose, and you've got a date!

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Re: Weak forearms
Posted by: woody ()
Date: December 31, 2013 08:43AM

promise you won't accidentally poop on me?

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Re: Weak forearms
Posted by: dnc ()
Date: December 31, 2013 08:59AM

woody Wrote:
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> I keep having forearm pain, what the f is this
> about? I tried lifting a plate from the dishwaser
> to the cabinet and my f'n forearms were so weak
>
> Whats wrong? Im 34 for f's sake

You just qualified as a democrat. Now have your wife cut off your balls and put them in her purse , the job is done. Welcome.

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Re: Weak forearms
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 31, 2013 09:18AM

woody Wrote:
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> promise you won't accidentally poop on me?

Not only will that, I'll make sandwiches afterwards.

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