Why does it take black people so long to have funerals usually? White people usually do it within a week. Black people, I've heard as long as a month the other day on the news, but it's usually like two weeks.

Another new thread? Why?

Oh, was this already asked?

Because they love fucking the dead! It's called Nigger Necrophilia.

Whitey Tom Wrote:
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> Because they love fucking the dead! It's called
> Nigger Necrophilia.

You're not black

Stricky Wrote:
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> Why does it take black people so long to have
> funerals usually? White people usually do it
> within a week. Black people, I've heard as long
> as a month the other day on the news, but it's
> usually like two weeks.

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Because they want too! Everything doesn't have to be done the same as white cultures...GEEZ...Muslims bury the dead right away (which include some black people who practice Islam).

Mind your ignorant business...BITCH!

Alot of times, with nigger funerals, they have fights and arguments, and sometimes shootings, while at the wake.
But, to answer your question, it takes awhile because the women have to get their nails, and hair done and all that shit, and that takes time.

And the younger niggers have to steal new sneakers and whatever expensive winter coat is fashionable this year. These things also take time.

It takes months because half the time the nig needs a autopsy because another nig or niglet is the reason why it is in a pine box. If it is not because of the previous stated the nig family leaves the unclaimed body at the mourge as a daycare center for it because they never have any cash to put the thing in the ground until weeks of begging and stealing money to feed it to the worms.

Truff!
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Because we are always a day late, and a dollar short.

Its not true. I can't speak for all black people but my family does it a couple days after. Maybe the one black dude you saw on the news was having a delayed funeral.

If its a homicide then it'll be delayed because of the investigation.

Damn. There are some racist ass motherfuckers on here.

Black don't crack, sorry whitey.

Because we are a God-fearing and respecting people.

We treasure the celebration when someone is going home.

White folks believe in religion, but they don't practice it.

aolT. Wrote:
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they never have any
> cash to put the thing in the ground until weeks of
> begging and stealing money to feed it to the
> worms.


^ This ^

Martin Luther Wrote:
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> Because we are a God-fearing and respecting
> people.
>
> We treasure the celebration when someone is going
> home.
>
> White folks believe in religion, but they don't
> practice it.

Kind of like how MLK was chronically sticking his dong in other women? Sure do believe in religion except for the 7 deadly sins most nigs perform on a daily basis.

Praise the lord!

blacks are habitually late for just about everything........they operate on their own watch.......haven't you ever heard of CPT...."colored people's time", or sometimes called niggertime?

blacks are habitually late for just about everything........they operate on their own watch.......haven't you ever heard of CPT...."colored people's time", or sometimes called niggertime?

They are all slow. Mentally and physically.

They excel at violence. Chimping out is their only skill.

Niggers excel at lying, stealing and violence. Being on time is really an alien concept to most Niggers...

Except when it's time to collect something, like welfare, food stamps, etc....that whites pay for.

the lame stereotypes of black people is played out and corny. They work and pay taxes. Most of you saying that blacks are on welfare are probably on welfare yourselves. How do you turn a thread about funerals into welfare and then talking about MLK having infidelity? You YTs are FOOLISH!

It takes a few weeks to find and notify all the daddy's and baby momma's of all the illegitimate kids.

I'm also wondering why they spend so much time at church on a Sunday? Usually, they are there until mid-afternoon. Granted, there might be some fellowship going on and maybe a lunch, but 8 hours at a church on a Sunday?

I have nothing against religion. Nothing at all. However, I'm confused that they spend so much time on a Sunday trying to build up their strength to be a better person, pray for forgiveness of their sins and all that other good stuff. But, then when Monday comes around, they're back to their same old leeching, gaming the system and spewing their racist beliefs. Then, come Sunday again, and it's all about being good, etc., etc.

I'm just confused about their behavior here. Something just doesn't add up.