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How many Virginia college students does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted by:
rkstst
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Date: October 24, 2013 03:22PM
For all of us who attended Virginia colleges:
How many Virginia college students does it take to change a light bulb?
Christopher Newport University students: 360, 1 to change the bulb and 359 upperclassmen to bitch about how they got screwed over by housing
Eastern Mennonite University students: Two, one to hold the candle, and the other to strike the flint.
George Mason students: Three, if they get lucky and one of them has taken the course at NOVA.
Hampden-Sydney students: Five, one to actually change the light bulb, and four to figure out how this could get some Longwood girls to come over.
Hollins College students: None, that's what maids are for.
James Madison students: None, Harrisonburg doesn't have electricity yet.
Liberty University students: None, God said "let there be light" and all was good, and no one questions Falwell.
Longwood students: None, the Farmville Super Wal-Mart has fluorescent lighting.
Mary Baldwin students: Four, one to change the light bulb, and three to figure out how it will help them meet their future husband.
Mary Washington students: The whole student body, there's nothing better to do on the weekends.
Old Dominion students : Four, two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.
Radford students: Just one, but it takes six years
Randolph-Macon students: None, they'll just drink in the dark
Sweet Briar students: One to change the bulb, and three to call up daddy and cry and complain about how awful the whole experience was.
University of Richmond students: Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
UVA students: One, he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.
VCU students: None, downtown Richmond looks better in the dark.
VMI students: One Rat to actually change the bulb, one upperclassman to yell at him for not doing it fast enough, one to yell at him for not using the proper wattage, and one to send him up to the Rat Disciplinary Committee for letting the bulb burn out in the first place.
Virginia Tech students : Three, one to change the bulb, and two to discuss how they did it just as well as a UVA student.
Washington and Lee students: Four, one to change the bulb, three to write up a complaint to the board of directors stating that they could have gone to a better school if they had wanted to.
William and Mary students: Three, one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the pressure.
How many Virginia college students does it take to change a light bulb?
Christopher Newport University students: 360, 1 to change the bulb and 359 upperclassmen to bitch about how they got screwed over by housing
Eastern Mennonite University students: Two, one to hold the candle, and the other to strike the flint.
George Mason students: Three, if they get lucky and one of them has taken the course at NOVA.
Hampden-Sydney students: Five, one to actually change the light bulb, and four to figure out how this could get some Longwood girls to come over.
Hollins College students: None, that's what maids are for.
James Madison students: None, Harrisonburg doesn't have electricity yet.
Liberty University students: None, God said "let there be light" and all was good, and no one questions Falwell.
Longwood students: None, the Farmville Super Wal-Mart has fluorescent lighting.
Mary Baldwin students: Four, one to change the light bulb, and three to figure out how it will help them meet their future husband.
Mary Washington students: The whole student body, there's nothing better to do on the weekends.
Old Dominion students : Four, two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.
Radford students: Just one, but it takes six years
Randolph-Macon students: None, they'll just drink in the dark
Sweet Briar students: One to change the bulb, and three to call up daddy and cry and complain about how awful the whole experience was.
University of Richmond students: Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
UVA students: One, he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.
VCU students: None, downtown Richmond looks better in the dark.
VMI students: One Rat to actually change the bulb, one upperclassman to yell at him for not doing it fast enough, one to yell at him for not using the proper wattage, and one to send him up to the Rat Disciplinary Committee for letting the bulb burn out in the first place.
Virginia Tech students : Three, one to change the bulb, and two to discuss how they did it just as well as a UVA student.
Washington and Lee students: Four, one to change the bulb, three to write up a complaint to the board of directors stating that they could have gone to a better school if they had wanted to.
William and Mary students: Three, one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the pressure.
Re: How many Virginia college students does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted by:
no hbus?
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Date: October 24, 2013 04:29PM
I noticed that the HBUs are conspicuously missing from this list.
Re: How many Virginia college students does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted by:
Missed some!
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Date: October 24, 2013 07:58PM
What about Marymount College, Nova, Appalachian State?
Re: How many Virginia college students does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted by:
Correcter.Guy
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Date: October 24, 2013 08:09PM
Missed some! Wrote:
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> What about Marymount College, Nova, Appalachian
> State?
Not as bad as you MISSED SOME you fuck! App State? Motherfucker's talkin' 'bout App State?
App State's in fucking Boone, NORTH CAROLINA you dumb fucker!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appalachian_State_University
Smoked dumbass, anyone?
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> What about Marymount College, Nova, Appalachian
> State?
Not as bad as you MISSED SOME you fuck! App State? Motherfucker's talkin' 'bout App State?
App State's in fucking Boone, NORTH CAROLINA you dumb fucker!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appalachian_State_University
Smoked dumbass, anyone?
Re: How many Virginia college students does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted by:
Leroy
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Date: October 25, 2013 01:52AM
no hbus? Wrote:
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> I noticed that the HBUs are conspicuously missing
> from this list.
Virginia State University: None, someone stole the light bulb, EBT won't buy another one and everyone's on their 2nd strike so no one wants to shoplift one from the Walmart.
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> I noticed that the HBUs are conspicuously missing
> from this list.
Virginia State University: None, someone stole the light bulb, EBT won't buy another one and everyone's on their 2nd strike so no one wants to shoplift one from the Walmart.