OBSCENE SEXUAL DISPLAY, 09/27/13, 2600 block of S. Arlington Mill Drive. On September 27 at 3pm, a victim reported a male subject masturbating in a vehicle, while looking at females who were walking past. The subject is a heavyset black male. The vehicle was described as a blue Toyota minivan with Maryland plates.
TL:DR couple fridays ago a fat dark man was jerkin it in shirlington
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http://www.arlnow.com/2013/10/04/crime-report-obscene-sexual-display-near-shirlington/