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Don't bone in the airplane toilet, fly Flamingo Air instead!
Posted by: Yes This Exists ()
Date: August 22, 2013 12:50AM

From HuffPostUK:

Looking for an anniversary/birthday gift for that certain special someone in your life? Or maybe you just want to spice up things in the... cabin?

Well, look no further. Because Ohio airline Flamingo Air is offering the perfect package:

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Yes, there's no need to sneak into the toilet* on Flamingo Air's Flights of Fancy. Because a 'private curtained aircraft' will be at your disposal - along with one (1) VERY DISCREET PILOT - who presumably wears dark glasses and earplugs during the flight.

Of course, you only get one hour... But hey: that's long enough to do it twice, and still have time left over to watch an inflight episode of 'The Simpsons', right?

http://www.flamingoair.net/about-flamingo

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Re: Don't bone in the airplane toilet, fly Flamingo Air instead!
Posted by: dark glasses ()
Date: August 22, 2013 03:20AM

VERY DISCREET PILOT - who presumably wears dark glasses...


why? will he be flying the plane AND watching as well? this seems really tacky and although some people will probably do it, just imagine how many others will have fucked and sucked in that same bed as you...

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Re: Don't bone in the airplane toilet, fly Flamingo Air instead!
Posted by: Dark Glasses ()
Date: August 22, 2013 03:22AM

hoya_black_velvet_crystal_glass_Elegant_

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Re: Don't bone in the airplane toilet, fly Flamingo Air instead!
Posted by: Baked Potato ()
Date: August 22, 2013 03:24AM

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Re: Don't bone in the airplane toilet, fly Flamingo Air instead!
Posted by: doesn't help the mood ()
Date: August 22, 2013 06:35PM

Baked Potato Wrote:
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is that the pilot?

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