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dog eats condom
Posted by: fuckwad9349494 ()
Date: July 29, 2013 08:55PM

Does anyones dog like to eat condoms as well? My dog eat the used condoms out of the trash all the time.

How is that tasty? i understand that dogs eat poop but a damn rubber?

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Re: dog eats condom
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 29, 2013 08:59PM

I have seen a dog do that, not a very good trick.

Flush them.

Or better yet, get your tubes tied.

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Re: dog eats condom
Posted by: Dr. Feline Meow ()
Date: July 29, 2013 08:59PM

fuckwad9349494 Wrote:
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> Does anyones dog like to eat condoms as well? My
> dog eat the used condoms out of the trash all the
> time.
>
> How is that tasty? i understand that dogs eat
> poop but a damn rubber?


Dogs are stupid animals that lick their own assholes and are so subserviant they will keep humping your leg even if you beat them.

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Re: dog eats condom
Posted by: fuckwad04040404 ()
Date: July 29, 2013 09:16PM

Dr. Feline Meow Wrote:
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> fuckwad9349494 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does anyones dog like to eat condoms as well?
> My
> > dog eat the used condoms out of the trash all
> the
> > time.
> >
> > How is that tasty? i understand that dogs eat
> > poop but a damn rubber?
>
>
> Dogs are stupid animals that lick their own
> assholes and are so subserviant they will keep
> humping your leg even if you beat them.

You sound like a Jew, black, or spic. THey lack the understanding of how great dogs are.

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Re: dog eats condom
Posted by: Allah Snackbar! ()
Date: July 29, 2013 09:23PM

fuckwad9349494 Wrote:
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> Does anyones dog like to eat condoms as well? My
> dog eat the used condoms out of the trash all the
> time.
>
> How is that tasty? i understand that dogs eat
> poop but a damn rubber?

I hear that Muslims do that also.

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Re: dog eats condom
Posted by: KevinSugg ()
Date: July 29, 2013 10:06PM

My wife doesn't eat the condom, but she will empty the contents (quite happily) and then chew the condom as if it's a chewing gum just to get another rise out of me. What's wrong with that?

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Re: dog eats condom
Posted by: Muhammed ()
Date: July 30, 2013 01:31AM

Allah Snackbar! Wrote:
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>
> I hear that Muslims do that also.

Hopefully, they're not doing it during the day while observing Ramadan. After all, they're supposed to be fasting during daylight. Can only eat (even condoms) after the sun goes down.

However, I have a question. Are used condoms Halal?

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