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Jean Shorts
Posted by: Ron202 ()
Date: June 01, 2013 02:37PM

I would rather have the youngsters consider me outdated and out of style ,then walk around in Cargo shortsand sandals like the 2 million faggots in this area.

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: MitchKramer ()
Date: June 01, 2013 03:02PM

agree
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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 01, 2013 03:05PM

I hate shorts that go above the knees.

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: Fattie McFatterson ()
Date: June 01, 2013 03:12PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I hate shorts that go above the knees.


It's because you're a fat ass and look like shit in clothes made for the good looking.

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: jkklj ()
Date: June 01, 2013 03:12PM

Ron202 Wrote:
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> I would rather have the youngsters consider me
> outdated and out of style ,then walk around in
> Cargo shortsand sandals like the 2 million faggots
> in this area.

Unless you're working out or playing a sport, shorts in general are for faggots and that includes jean shorts which are even more faggoty.

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: Joe Jackson ()
Date: June 01, 2013 03:15PM

jkklj Wrote:
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> Ron202 Wrote:
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> > I would rather have the youngsters consider me
> > outdated and out of style ,then walk around in
> > Cargo shortsand sandals like the 2 million
> faggots
> > in this area.
>
> Unless you're working out or playing a sport,
> shorts in general are for faggots and that
> includes jean shorts which are even more faggoty.


It gets 100 degrees around here. Working out or just playing sports? you are an idiot

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 01, 2013 03:42PM

Wearing loafers with no socks also is horrible.

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: Hijjjhk ()
Date: June 01, 2013 04:01PM

Joe Jackson Wrote:
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> jkklj Wrote:
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> > Ron202 Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > I would rather have the youngsters consider
> me
> > > outdated and out of style ,then walk around
> in
> > > Cargo shortsand sandals like the 2 million
> > faggots
> > > in this area.
> >
> > Unless you're working out or playing a sport,
> > shorts in general are for faggots and that
> > includes jean shorts which are even more
> faggoty.
>
>
> It gets 100 degrees around here. Working out or
> just playing sports? you are an idiot

I have something called air conditioning and I'm not a wetback faggot like you.

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: mitchKramer ()
Date: June 01, 2013 04:12PM

yeah cuz a guy whose name is Joe Jackson is clearly a wetback! hahaha what an idiot

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: MitchKramer ()
Date: June 01, 2013 04:14PM

pretty cool you have an air conditioning unit that you can walk outside with.

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: Ghghjg ()
Date: June 01, 2013 04:27PM

^^^^^

Both comebacks are really weak.

Yeah, my car has air conditioning and I set to 64 degrees when I'm outside.
I'm not waiting for the bus like a faggot wetback in jean shorts.

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 01, 2013 04:33PM

What about wearing chaps in the hot weather?



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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: Olde Farte, II ()
Date: June 01, 2013 04:58PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I hate shorts that go above the knees.

Tennis shorts.

Don't leave home without them.

[I've always hated the longer shorts that go to the knee and below - guess it's a generational thang]

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: Ron202 ()
Date: June 01, 2013 07:02PM

Hijjjhk Wrote:
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> Joe Jackson Wrote:
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> > jkklj Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Ron202 Wrote:
> > >
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> > i dont think those were comebacks ,I just think they were pointing out the fact you are an idiot ,and somebody that calls people wetbacks in 2013 shouldnt really mention comebacks ,your no einstein kid.
> > > -----
> > > > I would rather have the youngsters consider
> > me
> > > > outdated and out of style ,then walk around
> > in
> > > > Cargo shortsand sandals like the 2 million
> > > faggots
> > > > in this area.
> > >
> > > Unless you're working out or playing a sport,
> > > shorts in general are for faggots and that
> > > includes jean shorts which are even more
> > faggoty.
> >
> >
> > It gets 100 degrees around here. Working out or
> > just playing sports? you are an idiot
>
> I have something called air conditioning and I'm
> not a wetback faggot like you.

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: Youngster ()
Date: June 01, 2013 07:11PM

Ron202 Wrote:
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> I would rather have the youngsters consider me
> outdated and out of style ,then walk around in
> Cargo shortsand sandals like the 2 million faggots
> in this area.

I consider you outdated and out of style. This is evidenced by the fact that you believe the only two options for shorts are either jean shorts OR cargo shorts. 1993 called...they want your shorts back.

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: oldguy ()
Date: June 01, 2013 07:15PM

Youngster Wrote:
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> Ron202 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > I would rather have the youngsters consider me
> > outdated and out of style ,then walk around in
> > Cargo shortsand sandals like the 2 million
> faggots
> > in this area.
>
> I consider you outdated and out of style. This is
> evidenced by the fact that you believe the only
> two options for shorts are either jean shorts OR
> cargo shorts. 1993 called...they want your shorts
> back.

what are all these short option you speak of?

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: MitchKramer ()
Date: June 01, 2013 07:17PM

I was in downtown d.c today and def saw 2 million faggots wearing cargo shorts.

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: Meade S. ()
Date: June 01, 2013 07:32PM

I prefer the classic Southern light blue striped searsucker in a just above the knee length.


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Pair with matching jacket, bow tie, and white Topsiders for a mid-Summers evening out in Richmond.

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 01, 2013 07:43PM

HA! What would Meade Skelton wear as shorts?




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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: jorts ()
Date: June 02, 2013 05:52PM

They're called jorts
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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: Olde Farte, II ()
Date: June 02, 2013 06:45PM

jorts Wrote:
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> They're called jorts

Cut another 4" or 5" off those and that's what I'd wear - no cutsie cuffs.

In fact, they're called cut-offs...how strange!

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: Olde Farte, II ()
Date: June 02, 2013 06:49PM

Forgot the obligatory link to a prior post showing...cut-offs:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1153446/1153606.html#msg-1153606

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Re: Jean Shorts
Posted by: jhgtrv ()
Date: June 03, 2013 06:01AM

me
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