This morning, in a restaurant in Minnesota, after I'd finished my breakfast and asked for the check, my waitress (female server) asked this question:

"Are yoo gettin' enough?"

I asked, "Enough of what?"

She just stared at me.

Assuming she didn't mean sex, I asked, "Do you mean, food?

She put my check on the table and walked away, as confused as I.

Anyone ever heard of this odd "colloquialism"?

Stop making up stories, it just makes your miserable reality that much worse.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/22/2013 01:07AM by eesh.

eesh Wrote:
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> Stop making up stories,

Why would I make up a story about a waitress (female server) in Minnesota?

> it just makes your miserable reality that much worse.

Stop projecting. Not everyone is as unhappy as you.

I drank a martini today. What did you do.... wash your wig?

Alias Wrote:
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> What did you do....



I was thinking of you.....

You kids! Get a room already!

eesh Wrote:
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> > What did you do....
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> I was thinking of you.....



pic realted
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Alias Wrote:
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> This morning, in a restaurant in Minnesota, after
> I'd finished my breakfast and asked for the check,
> my waitress (female server) asked this question:
>
> "Are yoo gettin' enough?"
>
> I asked, "Enough of what?"
>
> She just stared at me.
>
> Assuming she didn't mean sex, I asked, "Do you
> mean, food?
>
> She put my check on the table and walked away, as
> confused as I.
>
> Anyone ever heard of this odd "colloquialism"?


she was probably some retarded Bachmann supporter

Was she hot?

I still live with 3 Asian girls so aim getting enough then yes.

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Stop making up stories,
>
> Why would I make up a story about a waitress
> (female server) in Minnesota?
>
> > it just makes your miserable reality that much
> worse.
>
> Stop projecting. Not everyone is as unhappy as
> you.
>
> I drank a martini today. What did you do.... wash
> your wig?


Lol

so are we the posters still supposed to believe alias and eesh are two different posters?

Rohlf Wrote:
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> she was probably some retarded Bachmann supporter

No, she had that vacant look of an Al Gore supporter..... plus, she forgot to use deodorant.

Alias Wrote:
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> > she was probably some retarded Bachmann
> supporter
>
> No, she had that vacant look of an Al Gore
> supporter..... plus, she forgot to use deodorant.


Kinda like the same look Obama zombies have?

Alias Wrote:
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> This morning, in a restaurant in Minnesota, after
> I'd finished my breakfast and asked for the check,
> my waitress (female server) asked this question:
>
> "Are yoo gettin' enough?"
>
> I asked, "Enough of what?"
>
> She just stared at me.

You were probably doing something in the restaraunt, like hoarding your food or shoveling it in your mouth. think back to what you were doing or how you were behaving, she was probably reacting to your manners, even if it was unintended you might have been taking too much or acting out of place. it's not something that would be said to a person who was fitting in. she probably wasnt meaning to be impolite, just reacting to your unusual behaviors.

just wondering Wrote:
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> so are we the posters still supposed to believe
> alias and eesh are two different posters?


yeah I think so, but the sick, sad truth is that there are no more than four people on this site. Think about how fucked up that is for a moment.

_Eyedea_ Wrote:
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> just wondering Wrote:
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> > so are we the posters still supposed to believe
> > alias and eesh are two different posters?
>
>
> yeah I think so, but the sick, sad truth is that
> there are no more than four people on this site.
> Think about how fucked up that is for a moment.

I know that feel bro

thats because you are _Eyedea_

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Was she hot?

No... not even if I were a lesbian.

Alias Wrote:
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> > Was she hot?
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> No... not even if I were a lesbian.


Which made it even weirder, eh?

ralphdea Wrote:
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> thats because you are _Eyedea_


you wish

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> you wish
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just wondering Wrote:
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> so are we the posters still supposed to believe
> alias and eesh are two different posters?


Snap out of it.

former waitress Wrote:
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> You were probably doing something in the
> restaraunt, like hoarding your food or shoveling
> it in your mouth. think back to what you were
> doing or how you were behaving, she was probably
> reacting to your manners, even if it was
> unintended you might have been taking too much or
> acting out of place. it's not something that
> would be said to a person who was fitting in. she
> probably wasnt meaning to be impolite, just
> reacting to your unusual behaviors.


You sound like a waitress who chews gum and wears a uniform too small to cover her fat ass.

Alias Wrote:
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> former waitress Wrote:
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>
> > You were probably doing something in the
> > restaraunt, like hoarding your food or
> shoveling
> > it in your mouth. think back to what you were
> > doing or how you were behaving, she was
> probably
> > reacting to your manners, even if it was
> > unintended you might have been taking too much
> or
> > acting out of place. it's not something that
> > would be said to a person who was fitting in.
> she
> > probably wasnt meaning to be impolite, just
> > reacting to your unusual behaviors.
>
>
> You sound like a waitress who chews gum and wears
> a uniform too small to cover her fat ass.


She was probably some backward ass country fuck. there's no way someone from the city would say something so retarded.

Alias Wrote:
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> This morning, in a restaurant in Minnesota, after
> I'd finished my breakfast and asked for the check,
> my waitress (female server) asked this question:
>
> "Are yoo gettin' enough?"

What were you eating for breakfast?

Racist Pancakes Wrote:
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> What were you eating for breakfast?

I started with blueberry waffles topped with whipped cream, a side order of sugar cured hickory smoked Canadian bacon and a bowl of cinnamon applesauce oatmeal with sliced banana. (oatmeal keeps me healthy)

Still hungry, I moved on to a plate of Kosher corned beef hash, blended with onions and potatoes (yum, yum) and a large fluffy mushroom omelette cooked in a rich sherry sauce. (sherry calms my nerves)

My growling stomach not assuaged, I was forced to enjoy a bowl of creamy rice pudding with strawberries, raisins, and powdered sugar. (I love the way powdered sugar sticks to the roof of my mouth; sometimes I just let it sit there and slowly melt)

I finished my breakfast with a couple of cheddar cheese scones, a steaming cappuccino and a few chocolate mints sprinkled with these cute little pink candies.

Alias Wrote:
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> Racist Pancakes Wrote:
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>
> > What were you eating for breakfast?
>
> I started with blueberry waffles topped with
> whipped cream, a side order of sugar cured hickory
> smoked Canadian bacon and a bowl of cinnamon
> applesauce oatmeal with sliced banana. (oatmeal
> keeps me healthy)
>
> Still hungry, I moved on to a plate of Kosher
> corned beef hash, blended with onions and potatoes
> (yum, yum) and a large fluffy mushroom omelette
> cooked in a rich sherry sauce. (sherry calms my
> nerves)
>
> My growling stomach not assuaged, I was forced to
> enjoy a bowl of creamy rice pudding with
> strawberries, raisins, and powdered sugar. (I
> love the way powdered sugar sticks to the roof of
> my mouth; sometimes I just let it sit there and
> slowly melt)
>
> I finished my breakfast with a couple of cheddar
> cheese scones, a steaming cappuccino and a few
> chocolate mints sprinkled with these cute little
> pink candies.


aliass =
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Alias Wrote:
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> Racist Pancakes Wrote:
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> -----
>
> > What were you eating for breakfast?
>
> I started with blueberry waffles topped with
> whipped cream, a side order of sugar cured hickory
> smoked Canadian bacon and a bowl of cinnamon
> applesauce oatmeal with sliced banana. (oatmeal
> keeps me healthy)
>
> Still hungry, I moved on to a plate of Kosher
> corned beef hash, blended with onions and potatoes
> (yum, yum) and a large fluffy mushroom omelette
> cooked in a rich sherry sauce. (sherry calms my
> nerves)
>
> My growling stomach not assuaged, I was forced to
> enjoy a bowl of creamy rice pudding with
> strawberries, raisins, and powdered sugar. (I
> love the way powdered sugar sticks to the roof of
> my mouth; sometimes I just let it sit there and
> slowly melt)
>
> I finished my breakfast with a couple of cheddar
> cheese scones, a steaming cappuccino and a few
> chocolate mints sprinkled with these cute little
> pink candies.



Nice story miz

Certainly made up Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > Racist Pancakes Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> >
> > > What were you eating for breakfast?
> >
> > I started with blueberry waffles topped with
> > whipped cream, a side order of sugar cured
> hickory
> > smoked Canadian bacon and a bowl of cinnamon
> > applesauce oatmeal with sliced banana. (oatmeal
> > keeps me healthy)
> >
> > Still hungry, I moved on to a plate of Kosher
> > corned beef hash, blended with onions and
> potatoes
> > (yum, yum) and a large fluffy mushroom omelette
> > cooked in a rich sherry sauce. (sherry calms my
> > nerves)
> >
> > My growling stomach not assuaged, I was forced
> to
> > enjoy a bowl of creamy rice pudding with
> > strawberries, raisins, and powdered sugar. (I
> > love the way powdered sugar sticks to the roof
> of
> > my mouth; sometimes I just let it sit there and
> > slowly melt)
> >
> > I finished my breakfast with a couple of
> cheddar
> > cheese scones, a steaming cappuccino and a few
> > chocolate mints sprinkled with these cute
> little
> > pink candies.
>
>
>
> Nice story miz


good call

_Eyedea_ Wrote:
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> just wondering Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > so are we the posters still supposed to believe
> > alias and eesh are two different posters?
>
>
> yeah I think so, but the sick, sad truth is that
> there are no more than four people on this site.
> Think about how fucked up that is for a moment.


That's why Cary doesn't ban anyone. If he did the forum content would drop by 25%.

Four is a low estimate, I would guess that there are about 10 people that post daily, a couple dozen people make a post or two and never come return per day, and hundreds of people who find the place through a google search and only read, then click BACK per day.

Alias Wrote:
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> Racist Pancakes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > What were you eating for breakfast?
>
> I started with blueberry waffles topped with
> whipped cream, a side order of sugar cured hickory
> smoked Canadian bacon and a bowl of cinnamon
> applesauce oatmeal with sliced banana. (oatmeal
> keeps me healthy)
>
> Still hungry, I moved on to a plate of Kosher
> corned beef hash, blended with onions and potatoes
> (yum, yum) and a large fluffy mushroom omelette
> cooked in a rich sherry sauce. (sherry calms my
> nerves)
>
> My growling stomach not assuaged, I was forced to
> enjoy a bowl of creamy rice pudding with
> strawberries, raisins, and powdered sugar. (I
> love the way powdered sugar sticks to the roof of
> my mouth; sometimes I just let it sit there and
> slowly melt)
>
> I finished my breakfast with a couple of cheddar
> cheese scones, a steaming cappuccino and a few
> chocolate mints sprinkled with these cute little
> pink candies.


Were you high when you were eating? You sound like you were stoned out of your gourd.

wake & bake w/ Alias Wrote:
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> Were you high when you were eating? You sound
> like you were stoned out of your gourd.

Nope.

That's just my normal breakfast. I have a lively thyroid.

You should see my lunch menu. OMG.

Alias Wrote:
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> This morning, in a restaurant in Minnesota, after
> I'd finished my breakfast and asked for the check,
> my waitress (female server) asked this question:
>
> "Are yoo gettin' enough?"

Hopefully you had enough integrity to leave an acceptable cash tip. Or did you stiff her by leaving a Chick tract on the table?

Alias Wrote:
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> wake & bake w/ Alias Wrote:
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> > Were you high when you were eating? You sound
> > like you were stoned out of your gourd.
>
> Nope.
>
> That's just my normal breakfast. I have a lively
> thyroid.
>
> You should see my lunch menu. OMG.




How about you slob on my knob like corn on a cob.

one time I ran all out of stuff and the waitress said "are you gettin' enough"...it kinda made sense but it was still weird

eesh Wrote:
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> How about you slob on my knob like corn on a cob.


How about I give your knob a hatchet job.