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How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
Mans World
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Date: November 13, 2013 10:45PM
You guys are doing it all wrong. There is a proper way to beat your wife. Allah says so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Tw7WhH_aQ&feature=youtu.be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Tw7WhH_aQ&feature=youtu.be
Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
treat me with respect
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Date: November 13, 2013 10:54PM
it's not cool to leave bruise marks, but I'd give Alias a little chin music from time to time to keep her in line. any mouthing off on her part, and she'd get the hammer, trust me.
Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
Doing it right
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Date: November 13, 2013 11:01PM
According to the video, She would be honored. She is in need of discipline.
Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
watch it
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Date: November 14, 2013 12:36AM
treat me with respect Wrote:
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> it's not cool to leave bruise marks, but I'd give
> Alias a little chin music from time to time to
> keep her in line. any mouthing off on her part,
> and she'd get the hammer, trust me.
Alias is a beautiful young woman and if you so much as look at her cross-eyed, you're going to have to deal with me. Got it? Good.
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> it's not cool to leave bruise marks, but I'd give
> Alias a little chin music from time to time to
> keep her in line. any mouthing off on her part,
> and she'd get the hammer, trust me.
Alias is a beautiful young woman and if you so much as look at her cross-eyed, you're going to have to deal with me. Got it? Good.
Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 14, 2013 01:36AM
MCV is asking every woman if they feel safe in their home...(Obamacare bullshit)
Last week, when I was once again asked, I said, YES, I have a gun and if an asshole I don't know comes up to my front door, I'll shoot his brains out.
She said...Ooooh, wow....
I said, please make note of that in my digital record.
Last week, when I was once again asked, I said, YES, I have a gun and if an asshole I don't know comes up to my front door, I'll shoot his brains out.
She said...Ooooh, wow....
I said, please make note of that in my digital record.
Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
don't embarrass yourself
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Date: November 14, 2013 06:11AM
Alias Wrote:
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> MCV is asking every woman if they feel safe in
> their home...(Obamacare bullshit)
>
> Last week, when I was once again asked, I said,
> YES, I have a gun and if an asshole I don't know
> comes up to my front door, I'll shoot his brains
> out.
>
> She said...Ooooh, wow....
>
> I said, please make note of that in my digital
> record.
That's a real redneck thing to say. They probably thought you were a teabagger or some "people of walmart" type trash. A normal person (at least not a person from Fairfax) would never say something so stupid .
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> MCV is asking every woman if they feel safe in
> their home...(Obamacare bullshit)
>
> Last week, when I was once again asked, I said,
> YES, I have a gun and if an asshole I don't know
> comes up to my front door, I'll shoot his brains
> out.
>
> She said...Ooooh, wow....
>
> I said, please make note of that in my digital
> record.
That's a real redneck thing to say. They probably thought you were a teabagger or some "people of walmart" type trash. A normal person (at least not a person from Fairfax) would never say something so stupid .
Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
Ghhhggh
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Date: November 14, 2013 06:52AM
^^^^^
Don't worry. The piece of shit guns and cheap surplus Russian ammo these rednecks buy usually don't go off when they need it to. Or it'll go kaboom or they'll shoot their own head off by accident. I love the 2nd Amendment's social Darwinism aspect.
Don't worry. The piece of shit guns and cheap surplus Russian ammo these rednecks buy usually don't go off when they need it to. Or it'll go kaboom or they'll shoot their own head off by accident. I love the 2nd Amendment's social Darwinism aspect.
Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
imbiker
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Date: November 14, 2013 07:25AM
islam - proof that the Neanderthals never died out they just migrated to the middle east.
Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 15, 2013 01:31AM
don't embarrass yourself Wrote:
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> They probably
> thought you were a teabagger or some "people of
> walmart" type trash. A normal person (at least
> not a person from Fairfax) would never say
> something so stupid .
I don't care what they thought.
That's the difference between me and you..... you stupid hick.
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> They probably
> thought you were a teabagger or some "people of
> walmart" type trash. A normal person (at least
> not a person from Fairfax) would never say
> something so stupid .
I don't care what they thought.
That's the difference between me and you..... you stupid hick.
Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
Vexxxed
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Date: November 15, 2013 06:07AM
Alias Wrote:
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> don't embarrass yourself Wrote:
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>
> > They probably
> > thought you were a teabagger or some "people of
> > walmart" type trash. A normal person (at least
> > not a person from Fairfax) would never say
> > something so stupid .
>
> I don't care what they thought.
>
> That's the difference between me and you..... you
> stupid hick.
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> don't embarrass yourself Wrote:
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> > They probably
> > thought you were a teabagger or some "people of
> > walmart" type trash. A normal person (at least
> > not a person from Fairfax) would never say
> > something so stupid .
>
> I don't care what they thought.
>
> That's the difference between me and you..... you
> stupid hick.
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Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
urgent
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Date: November 15, 2013 06:21AM
don't listen to Vexxed, he is tottaly p-whipped
Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
"Kiss with a fist"
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Date: November 15, 2013 08:27AM
Set fire to the bed while the coward is snoring.
God created everyone equal. And gave women the intelligence to tip the scales when required.
God created everyone equal. And gave women the intelligence to tip the scales when required.
Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 15, 2013 11:17PM
urgent Wrote:
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> don't listen to Vexxed, he is tottaly p-whipped
Unfortunately, they're not asking men if THEY feel safe in their homes, a question MCV should ask any man living with me.
Obamacare is about women.
Free mammograms
Free pap smears
Free maternity
Free breast pumps
Free breast-feeding counseling sessions
Vote democrat, ladies.
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> don't listen to Vexxed, he is tottaly p-whipped
Unfortunately, they're not asking men if THEY feel safe in their homes, a question MCV should ask any man living with me.
Obamacare is about women.
Free mammograms
Free pap smears
Free maternity
Free breast pumps
Free breast-feeding counseling sessions
Vote democrat, ladies.
Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
Yucky24.
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Date: November 16, 2013 12:11AM
Gotta love how anti-Western libtards are cozying up to muslimes even though everything libtards claim to care about, muslimes are literally deathly opposed to.
Not only that, but they're constantly denouncing Western right-wingers as these inbred, low-IQ, uneducated, anti-science, anti-intellectual, close-minded, warmongering religious fanatics.
Um, everything you hate about the Western Right, muslimes have in spades. In fact, muslimes make Western right-wingers look like far-left hippies in comparison...
The reason why the Western Left is in bed with muslimes despite muslimes wanting to hang gays, behead atheists, beat women into submission and force everyone to live under Sharia law is because in the totem pole of Leftist hierarchy, racial diversity and multiculturalism (i.e., destroying White Western civilization) trumps all other libtard [lack of] values.
Not only that, but they're constantly denouncing Western right-wingers as these inbred, low-IQ, uneducated, anti-science, anti-intellectual, close-minded, warmongering religious fanatics.
Um, everything you hate about the Western Right, muslimes have in spades. In fact, muslimes make Western right-wingers look like far-left hippies in comparison...
The reason why the Western Left is in bed with muslimes despite muslimes wanting to hang gays, behead atheists, beat women into submission and force everyone to live under Sharia law is because in the totem pole of Leftist hierarchy, racial diversity and multiculturalism (i.e., destroying White Western civilization) trumps all other libtard [lack of] values.
Re: How To Beat Your Wife
Posted by:
no beuno
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Date: November 16, 2013 04:59AM
your girlfriend would not be happy if you hurt her