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They play that University of Phoenix radio commerical a million times a day
Posted by:
TUIDDDDD
()
Date: January 27, 2013 10:14AM
Interviews University of Phoenix chief marketing person who
boasts that they are making traditional schools nervous, and that there
are millions of unemployed along with millions of unfilled jobs, creating
a disconnect.
Sounds interesting. Has anyone attended University of Phoenix? Do I have to
pay out of state tuition? Are the people nice?
boasts that they are making traditional schools nervous, and that there
are millions of unemployed along with millions of unfilled jobs, creating
a disconnect.
Sounds interesting. Has anyone attended University of Phoenix? Do I have to
pay out of state tuition? Are the people nice?
Re: They play that University of Phoenix radio commerical a million times a day
Posted by:
ex-Lester
()
Date: January 27, 2013 11:58AM
I'm keep hearing the missile defense systems commercials (the one that's better than the Patriot). I don't know whether to get a personal fleet of drones or a missile defense system, or both! The only problem with both of these solutions is that I have to hire damn contractors to run these systems. They won't set up a command & control center in my basement so I can do it myself.
Re: They play that University of Phoenix radio commerical a million times a day
Posted by:
Priapus
()
Date: January 27, 2013 12:33PM
Don't do it. The loans will kill you. The interest begins the day the check is cashed. By the time you graduate you'll be in debt for several thousands and no guarantee you'll have a job.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/27/2013 12:51PM by Priapus.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/27/2013 12:51PM by Priapus.
Re: They play that University of Phoenix radio commerical a million times a day
Posted by:
Who does?
()
Date: January 27, 2013 12:37PM
Priapus Wrote:
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> Don't do it. The loans will kill you. The interest
> begins the day the check is cashed. By the time
> you grauate you'll be in debt for several
> thousands and no guarantee you'll have a job.
What University gaurantees you will have a job upon graduation?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Don't do it. The loans will kill you. The interest
> begins the day the check is cashed. By the time
> you grauate you'll be in debt for several
> thousands and no guarantee you'll have a job.
What University gaurantees you will have a job upon graduation?
Re: They play that University of Phoenix radio commerical a million times a day
Posted by:
Priapus
()
Date: January 27, 2013 01:00PM
Who does? Wrote:
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> Priapus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't do it. The loans will kill you. The
> interest
> > begins the day the check is cashed. By the time
> > you grauate you'll be in debt for several
> > thousands and no guarantee you'll have a job.
>
>
> What University gaurantees you will have a job
> upon graduation?
I give up, what university guarantees a job after graduation? Waitaminnit! Are you my stalker? Come, my dear, join my stable. Taste my semen.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/27/2013 01:00PM by Priapus.
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> Priapus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't do it. The loans will kill you. The
> interest
> > begins the day the check is cashed. By the time
> > you grauate you'll be in debt for several
> > thousands and no guarantee you'll have a job.
>
>
> What University gaurantees you will have a job
> upon graduation?
I give up, what university guarantees a job after graduation? Waitaminnit! Are you my stalker? Come, my dear, join my stable. Taste my semen.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/27/2013 01:00PM by Priapus.
Re: They play that University of Phoenix radio commerical a million times a day
Posted by:
HR is HR
()
Date: January 28, 2013 08:42AM
Priapus Wrote:
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> Who does? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Priapus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Don't do it. The loans will kill you. The
> > interest
> > > begins the day the check is cashed. By the
> time
> > > you grauate you'll be in debt for several
> > > thousands and no guarantee you'll have a job.
> >
> >
> > What University gaurantees you will have a job
> > upon graduation?
>
> I give up, what university guarantees a job after
> graduation? Waitaminnit! Are you my stalker? Come,
> my dear, join my stable. Taste my semen.
HR managers use degrees from University of Phoenix, Devry, and
Everest College to wipe their butts.
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> Who does? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Priapus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Don't do it. The loans will kill you. The
> > interest
> > > begins the day the check is cashed. By the
> time
> > > you grauate you'll be in debt for several
> > > thousands and no guarantee you'll have a job.
> >
> >
> > What University gaurantees you will have a job
> > upon graduation?
>
> I give up, what university guarantees a job after
> graduation? Waitaminnit! Are you my stalker? Come,
> my dear, join my stable. Taste my semen.
HR managers use degrees from University of Phoenix, Devry, and
Everest College to wipe their butts.
Re: They play that University of Phoenix radio commerical a million times a day
Posted by:
Priapus
()
Date: January 28, 2013 09:23AM
HR is HR Wrote:
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> Priapus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who does? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Priapus Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Don't do it. The loans will kill you. The
> > > interest
> > > > begins the day the check is cashed. By the
> > time
> > > > you grauate you'll be in debt for several
> > > > thousands and no guarantee you'll have a
> job.
> > >
> > >
> > > What University gaurantees you will have a
> job
> > > upon graduation?
> >
> > I give up, what university guarantees a job
> after
> > graduation? Waitaminnit! Are you my stalker?
> Come,
> > my dear, join my stable. Taste my semen.
>
> HR managers use degrees from University of
> Phoenix, Devry, and
> Everest College to wipe their butts.
That was my point plus the heavy loan debt load
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> Priapus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who does? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Priapus Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Don't do it. The loans will kill you. The
> > > interest
> > > > begins the day the check is cashed. By the
> > time
> > > > you grauate you'll be in debt for several
> > > > thousands and no guarantee you'll have a
> job.
> > >
> > >
> > > What University gaurantees you will have a
> job
> > > upon graduation?
> >
> > I give up, what university guarantees a job
> after
> > graduation? Waitaminnit! Are you my stalker?
> Come,
> > my dear, join my stable. Taste my semen.
>
> HR managers use degrees from University of
> Phoenix, Devry, and
> Everest College to wipe their butts.
That was my point plus the heavy loan debt load
Re: They play that University of Phoenix radio commerical a million times a day
Posted by:
good to know yo
()
Date: January 28, 2013 09:29AM
Priapus Wrote:
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> HR is HR Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Priapus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Who does? Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Priapus Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Don't do it. The loans will kill you. The
> > > > interest
> > > > > begins the day the check is cashed. By
> the
> > > time
> > > > > you grauate you'll be in debt for several
> > > > > thousands and no guarantee you'll have a
> > job.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What University gaurantees you will have a
> > job
> > > > upon graduation?
> > >
> > > I give up, what university guarantees a job
> > after
> > > graduation? Waitaminnit! Are you my stalker?
> > Come,
> > > my dear, join my stable. Taste my semen.
> >
> > HR managers use degrees from University of
> > Phoenix, Devry, and
> > Everest College to wipe their butts.
>
>
> That was my point plus the heavy loan debt load
What is the tuition of schools like University of Phoenix, Everest, and
Devry in comparison to UVA, community colleges, etc..?
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> HR is HR Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Priapus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Who does? Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Priapus Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Don't do it. The loans will kill you. The
> > > > interest
> > > > > begins the day the check is cashed. By
> the
> > > time
> > > > > you grauate you'll be in debt for several
> > > > > thousands and no guarantee you'll have a
> > job.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What University gaurantees you will have a
> > job
> > > > upon graduation?
> > >
> > > I give up, what university guarantees a job
> > after
> > > graduation? Waitaminnit! Are you my stalker?
> > Come,
> > > my dear, join my stable. Taste my semen.
> >
> > HR managers use degrees from University of
> > Phoenix, Devry, and
> > Everest College to wipe their butts.
>
>
> That was my point plus the heavy loan debt load
What is the tuition of schools like University of Phoenix, Everest, and
Devry in comparison to UVA, community colleges, etc..?
Re: They play that University of Phoenix radio commerical a million times a day
Posted by:
Who does
()
Date: January 28, 2013 10:00AM
Priapus Wrote:
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> HR is HR Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Priapus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Who does? Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Priapus Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Don't do it. The loans will kill you. The
> > > > interest
> > > > > begins the day the check is cashed. By
> the
> > > time
> > > > > you grauate you'll be in debt for several
> > > > > thousands and no guarantee you'll have a
> > job.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What University gaurantees you will have a
> > job
> > > > upon graduation?
> > >
> > > I give up, what university guarantees a job
> > after
> > > graduation? Waitaminnit! Are you my stalker?
> > Come,
> > > my dear, join my stable. Taste my semen.
> >
> > HR managers use degrees from University of
> > Phoenix, Devry, and
> > Everest College to wipe their butts.
>
>
> That was my point plus the heavy loan debt load
Then learn to articulate your point. Sounds like you went to DeVry.
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> HR is HR Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Priapus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Who does? Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Priapus Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Don't do it. The loans will kill you. The
> > > > interest
> > > > > begins the day the check is cashed. By
> the
> > > time
> > > > > you grauate you'll be in debt for several
> > > > > thousands and no guarantee you'll have a
> > job.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What University gaurantees you will have a
> > job
> > > > upon graduation?
> > >
> > > I give up, what university guarantees a job
> > after
> > > graduation? Waitaminnit! Are you my stalker?
> > Come,
> > > my dear, join my stable. Taste my semen.
> >
> > HR managers use degrees from University of
> > Phoenix, Devry, and
> > Everest College to wipe their butts.
>
>
> That was my point plus the heavy loan debt load
Then learn to articulate your point. Sounds like you went to DeVry.
Re: They play that University of Phoenix radio commerical a million times a day
Posted by:
Priapus
()
Date: January 28, 2013 09:47PM
Who does Wrote:
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> Priapus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > HR is HR Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Priapus Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Who does? Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Priapus Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Don't do it. The loans will kill you.
> The
> > > > > interest
> > > > > > begins the day the check is cashed. By
> > the
> > > > time
> > > > > > you grauate you'll be in debt for
> several
> > > > > > thousands and no guarantee you'll have
> a
> > > job.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > What University gaurantees you will have
> a
> > > job
> > > > > upon graduation?
> > > >
> > > > I give up, what university guarantees a job
> > > after
> > > > graduation? Waitaminnit! Are you my
> stalker?
> > > Come,
> > > > my dear, join my stable. Taste my semen.
> > >
> > > HR managers use degrees from University of
> > > Phoenix, Devry, and
> > > Everest College to wipe their butts.
> >
> >
> > That was my point plus the heavy loan debt load
>
>
> Then learn to articulate your point. Sounds like
> you went to DeVry.
If I offer something to complicated, let me know and I'll dumb it down for you.
You like the Like the rough stuff? Yeah,
I bet you do.
Like to get down and tussle a little
bit? Like me and Tuffy, before she
got run over, we use to get down on
the floor and tussle. I say to her,
“You a good dog, Tuffy, here’s a treat
for you.” And I give Tuffy what every
dog love best. You know what that is?
A bone.
I can give you a bone, too, girl.
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> Priapus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > HR is HR Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Priapus Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Who does? Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Priapus Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Don't do it. The loans will kill you.
> The
> > > > > interest
> > > > > > begins the day the check is cashed. By
> > the
> > > > time
> > > > > > you grauate you'll be in debt for
> several
> > > > > > thousands and no guarantee you'll have
> a
> > > job.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > What University gaurantees you will have
> a
> > > job
> > > > > upon graduation?
> > > >
> > > > I give up, what university guarantees a job
> > > after
> > > > graduation? Waitaminnit! Are you my
> stalker?
> > > Come,
> > > > my dear, join my stable. Taste my semen.
> > >
> > > HR managers use degrees from University of
> > > Phoenix, Devry, and
> > > Everest College to wipe their butts.
> >
> >
> > That was my point plus the heavy loan debt load
>
>
> Then learn to articulate your point. Sounds like
> you went to DeVry.
If I offer something to complicated, let me know and I'll dumb it down for you.
You like the Like the rough stuff? Yeah,
I bet you do.
Like to get down and tussle a little
bit? Like me and Tuffy, before she
got run over, we use to get down on
the floor and tussle. I say to her,
“You a good dog, Tuffy, here’s a treat
for you.” And I give Tuffy what every
dog love best. You know what that is?
A bone.
I can give you a bone, too, girl.
Re: They play that University of Phoenix radio commerical a million times a day
Posted by:
Mr. Chips
()
Date: January 31, 2013 03:11AM
Are the instructors at these for profit institutions of the same quality as one would find at a community college? Can credits earned at these for profit colleges be transferred to say a state university?