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Scared of Alias
Posted by: HideYourPenis ()
Date: March 24, 2011 06:10PM

I am terrified that Alias will come into my room at night and touch my penis with her mutant hands. How would you go about keeping Alias out of your house? Should I buy a gun? Please help!
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Re: Scared of Alias
Posted by: l;kj;lih;io ()
Date: March 24, 2011 06:25PM

She bite yo dick off!
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Re: Scared of Alias
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: March 24, 2011 06:28PM

l;kj;lih;io Wrote:
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> She bite yo dick off!


Creepy

Those look like Alias's fingers

but i've never known Alias to talk jive talk like that

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Re: Scared of Alias
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 24, 2011 06:41PM

place a half full beer can on your doorstep. something cheap like budlight or PBR. alias cant walk over half empty beer cans, anything more would be overkill. i giggled at the Ps'd picture.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 24, 2011 07:41PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2012 07:38PM by Alias.

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Re: Scared of Alias
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 24, 2011 07:50PM

Alias is in serious need of a manicure. She looks like she doesn't groom herself very well. Just imagine what is lurking between the legs.

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Re: Scared of Alias
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: March 24, 2011 09:44PM

What the hell is that "thing"?

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Scared of Alias
Posted by: ObviousAnswer ()
Date: March 24, 2011 10:25PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias is in serious need of a manicure. She looks
> like she doesn't groom herself very well. Just
> imagine what is lurking between the legs.

That one finger nail is trimmed short because that's the one she uses to diddle her skittle.

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Re: Scared of Alias
Posted by: Dr. Teri ()
Date: March 25, 2011 02:07AM

To "eesh" and "obvious answer",

Please call my office. I'd like to refer you both to a colleague of mine, an expert in pornography addiction and the finger fetish.

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Re: Scared of Alias
Posted by: What teri should have said ()
Date: March 27, 2011 03:31AM

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO
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Re: Scared of Alias
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2012 01:13AM

I think this better represents Alias.



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Re: Scared of Alias
Posted by: Psych 101 ()
Date: December 15, 2012 01:52AM

I think eesh and Alias have the hots for each other. This feigned hatred for each other is just a deep seated desire to get the other's full attention.

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Re: Scared of Alias
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 15, 2012 02:38AM

eesh Wrote:
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> I think this better represents Alias.
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Ha!

You're the one into big ass government.

I view government as a necessary evil.

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Re: Scared of Alias
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2012 03:39AM

Fortunately Alias limits herself to toy firearms.




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Re: Scared of Alias
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 15, 2012 03:56AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Fortunately Alias limits herself to toy firearms.
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Not any longer.

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