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Old jewish lady asks why on earth were zombies created?
Posted by: answertojewishquestion ()
Date: December 14, 2012 03:27PM

She did not know if she should feel revulsed or laugh about the ordeal about how famous zombies are in the media today.


I told her it comes from the Bible.
The verse goes something like:
Those dead in christ will rise first.


It is not verbatim but close enough.

But that tiny verse was misunderstood by some hippy back in the 19070's

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Re: Old jewish lady asks why on earth were zombies created?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 14, 2012 04:21PM

The answer is:
Satan.

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