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K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 22, 2012 03:09PM

It started innocent enough. My stomach churned as I shopped for gifts. One I got was unexpected as shit ran down my legs. The store employees were pissed as I wiped my ass crack with Hanes t shirts. They were better then leaves and I grimaced as my bowels exploded looking at the Martha Stewart cook ware set.

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: November 22, 2012 03:12PM

Gordoski Wrote:
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> It started innocent enough. My stomach churned as
> I shopped for gifts. One I got was unexpected as
> shit ran down my legs. The store employees were
> pissed as I wiped my ass crack with Hanes t
> shirts. They were better then leaves and I
> grimaced as my bowels exploded looking at the
> Martha Stewart cook ware set.

That's stupid.

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 22, 2012 03:20PM

It's not stupid when your ass quivers in the electronic aisle. Looking at call of duty took new meaning as Iass cheeks, to quash th ready to make its unwanted arrival.e brown matter gett

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Dr Bombay ()
Date: November 22, 2012 03:38PM

Fruppie Wrote:
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> Gordoski Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It started innocent enough. My stomach churned
> as
> > I shopped for gifts. One I got was unexpected
> as
> > shit ran down my legs. The store employees were
> > pissed as I wiped my ass crack with Hanes t
> > shirts. They were better then leaves and I
> > grimaced as my bowels exploded looking at the
> > Martha Stewart cook ware set.
>
> That's stupid.


Thart's right. You tell them, Stuppie

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 22, 2012 04:22PM

Sorry about that last post not making sense. I had a eruption of shit that's made today brown Thursday at k Mart sorry about the mess bring in the cleaning crew

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Sam Walton ()
Date: November 23, 2012 05:46AM

I'm sitting up here in heaven witnessing what pathetic steps upper management of my company will go to these days to stomp on a company that is already on a death watch list

no wonder the everyday workers, who get treated like shit by present day mangement, at Walmart want to go on strike if you are any reflection of the rest of upper management at Walmart


start using a fucking diaper you idiot and quit having so much anal sex with your fellow managemnt boyz. its an exit not an entrance you butt chaser you eeewwwwwwww
and quit licking that area so much its obviously having a negative affect on your already miniscule brain

Praise The Lord!

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 24, 2012 10:42AM

Pinched a loaf by the house wares section. Scrub that crackpot good as it has an added bonus. Yes the smell won't help that slow cooked chicken but consider it braised.

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 25, 2012 01:06PM

That crockpot already has gravy. Soft serve style.

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 26, 2012 08:08AM

Took a gigantic crap in the clothing section. Just could not clench any longer and I'm thankful for the changing room for some privacy. The aroma was not to customers liking but the yuletide log will remain for the Christmas season.

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 26, 2012 10:28AM

That tree is going to stink. No amount of pine spray is going to get rid of that stench. That one is now in the clearance section.

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 26, 2012 03:15PM

That washing machine. Do not put it on spin cycle. I'm sorry but ate too many Heathbars in the candy aisle.

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: November 26, 2012 03:41PM

how to handle ............
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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 27, 2012 09:57AM

The Hickory Farms gift set didn't settle. I am sorry for wiping my ass with the on sale shower curtain. I'm afraid there won't be a mad rush for that one.

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 27, 2012 11:50AM

Went looking for light fixtures when my buttocks had to be clenched like a vise grip. The lunch from the Pho place across from K mart caused an unexpected surprise. I would avoid the brown chandelier as it stinks and will require a lot of polishing.

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 27, 2012 02:35PM

The funk emanating from the power tools section. I appreciate that screwdriver for clearing out the dingleberries from my lower 40. The hardware section has been changed, and a brown mess it has become.

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 28, 2012 10:41AM

That shit in the toy section was the worst. Piles now occupy where the stuffed animals are. Don't buy that ferby.

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 30, 2012 10:02AM

Ah that breakfast burrito didn't sit well. Crouched in the pet supply section, I couldn't help it, my rear end had unforseen plans. The bags of dog food look as if they've Been hit by Alpo

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: November 30, 2012 03:11PM

Thank you fifty gallon trash bucket. That aisle was great and hefty is hefty. That held up all the exploding brown matter and the magic tree car cleaners made shopping much easier. Alas my asshole hurts but the remnants from this aisle won't scare away all Christmas shoppers

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: wenbsyiwll ()
Date: December 01, 2012 05:27PM

who goes to kmart

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: December 02, 2012 03:39PM

It happened but in my defense, I just couldn't hold it any longer. Brown capping was attempted by the socks section, so dont buy the white ones with the brown racing stripes. My asshole hurts from pinching this Loafand I'm sorry Santa Claus, please dont put me or my ass on the naughty list

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: December 04, 2012 05:35PM

That was one filthy heap of shit. My bowels screamed as remnants of Sbarros just caused quiveringin the pet aisle. Don't buy your cat the cat nip as the fumes alone will fuck your house up. On a positive note the kitty litter absorbed a lot of that pile.

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: Gordoski ()
Date: December 04, 2012 06:19PM

Those shirts aren't going to need any starch but they should get a dry cleaning. My asshole is on fire tonight, and Kmart shoppers might have to contend with some fumes. That stench is awful, and in sorry about the clumps falling down my legs.

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Re: K mart in fairfax november sale
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 04, 2012 06:21PM

Listen, I know, fecal matters.

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