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Lisa Welchel Available Soon!
Posted by: Anal MILF Hunter ()
Date: November 29, 2012 07:24PM

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/lisa-whelchel-opens-up-about-divorce---i-still-believe-in-marriage--222902186.html

She's been fuckin' the same dude for 24 years...can you imagine how hot she must be for some new tip? It might be like chuckin' a hotdog down a hallway after those kids now but, I bet she's a wild fuck!

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Re: Lisa Welchel Available Soon!
Posted by: negrodamas ()
Date: November 29, 2012 07:27PM

nope, she would be a bad lay. I have seen this a hundred times. It's not what you think.

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Re: Lisa Welchel Available Soon!
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 29, 2012 07:36PM

Nah. She's real religious. Probably only likes missionary. No anal. oral only out of a sense of duty.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/29/2012 07:37PM by Warhawk.

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Re: Lisa Welchel Available Soon!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: November 30, 2012 09:17AM

The dude she married, a minister like 15 years older than her, was and is gay. She was forced into marrying him by her religious nutcase father who told her it was "God's will."

The minister married her to hide his gayness and, with her celebrity, hopefully bring in more people to his wacko hard right church.

She divorced him as soon as their last child went off to college.

Lisa has been recovering from West Nile Virus, and will be moving permanently to LA soon. She is also planning on writing an no holds barred autobiography.

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Re: Lisa Welchel Available Soon!
Posted by: gaytesting ()
Date: November 30, 2012 01:36PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> The dude she married, a minister like 15 years
> older than her, was and is gay. She was forced
> into marrying him by her religious nutcase father
> who told her it was "God's will."
>
> The minister married her to hide his gayness and,
> with her celebrity, hopefully bring in more people
> to his wacko hard right church.
>
> She divorced him as soon as their last child went
> off to college.
>
> Lisa has been recovering from West Nile Virus,
> and will be moving permanently to LA soon.
> She is also planning on writing an no holds barred
> autobiography.


Im confused. If a guy is gay, how can he possibly father a child? My theory is the gays go both away at least most of the time. Something demonic and perverse causes them to be with men.

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Re: Lisa Welchel Available Soon!
Date: November 30, 2012 01:49PM

gaytesting Wrote:
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>
> Im confused. If a guy is gay, how can he possibly
> father a child? My theory is the gays go both away
> at least most of the time. Something demonic and
> perverse causes them to be with men.


Absolutely. There is no biology involved in sexuality. Anybody who thinks gay people don't have a demon inside of them is just wrong.

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Re: Lisa Welchel Available Soon!
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: November 30, 2012 05:18PM

the grammar police Wrote:
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> Absolutely. There is no biology involved in
> sexuality. Anybody who thinks gay people don't
> have a demon inside of them is just wrong.

Yep, no biology at all. There's decent evidence against "born that way", but there's NO evidence that there's something fundamentally corrupt about them. I know gays who are better people than many straight women.

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