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Can i get in trouble?
Posted by: Nice guy ()
Date: November 26, 2012 10:38PM

I have been really lonely for a while now, and jerking off just isn't cutting it anymore. Can i have sex with my dog a)without causing him any harm and b) without any repercussions in fairfax county?

Otherwise i fear that i may do something stupid. Please help...

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Re: Can i get in trouble?
Posted by: legal advice ()
Date: November 27, 2012 12:39AM

It is legal in Fairfax County, IF the dog is over 70lbs. Any animal under 70lbs and it is considered animal abuse.

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Re: Can i get in trouble?
Posted by: Kyle Edwards ()
Date: November 27, 2012 01:28AM

It's not cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off. Because it's your dog.

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Re: Can i get in trouble?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 27, 2012 07:39AM

My god man, get yourself a whore and leave your poor dog alone.

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Re: Can i get in trouble?
Posted by: WTF? ()
Date: November 27, 2012 11:10AM

Just find yourself a fat fuck. She'll suck your dick good and be happy to buy you all sorts of shit.

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Re: Can i get in trouble?
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: November 27, 2012 01:36PM

me thinks op might also be the NovaCassanova poster on another thread

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