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FCPD/FD Comes To Your Home And Tells You To Ejaculate...What Do You Do?
Posted by: Bland4Life ()
Date: October 30, 2012 02:37PM

Me? I get in the car and drive south and west as fast and safely as I can until we find a motel... someplace nice like a Breezeway or an Anchorage.

But I cannot believe the people whom the authorities come to and say there's an evacuation and they have no intention of leaving with them...



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Re: FCPD/FD Comes To Your Home And Tells You To Ejaculate...What Do You Do?
Posted by: Hamleg Harry Hartmen ()
Date: October 30, 2012 02:50PM

If she looks like this, I comply (if she's willing to help make it happen that is)
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Re: FCPD/FD Comes To Your Home And Tells You To Ejaculate...What Do You Do?
Posted by: Maybejustmaybe ()
Date: October 30, 2012 05:35PM

She would have to enter my house as i close my door she bends over to remove her panties so i can inspect every inch of her ass and coochie.

As i bend over for cliser look she grabs her ass cheeks and spread them wider so i can get a better look. She hands me some edible skin creme that smells like straw berries. And i apply it to her anus and her vajajay.

I proceed to start licking the creme off.

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Re: FCPD/FD Comes To Your Home And Tells You To Ejaculate...What Do You Do?
Posted by: ratstein ()
Date: October 30, 2012 05:42PM

Hamleg Harry Hartmen Wrote:
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> If she looks like this, I comply (if she's willing
> to help make it happen that is)

Eye candy, prob worthless in a real fight.

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Re: FCPD/FD Comes To Your Home And Tells You To Ejaculate...What Do You Do?
Posted by: Joe Strummer ()
Date: October 30, 2012 07:19PM

I would drop some of my bombs between her minerats.

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