And I take my leave. No I am not going to work, are you crazy. I will still be out there. You will see me in front of you at the grocery store holding up the line as I use my food stamp card to buy steaks and beer. I will live near you in my luxury condo at $200 a month while you pay the regular rental cost of $2,000 a month. I will be driving next to you in my beater Toyota with no insurance and no drivers license so give me lots of room.
I will be in Walmart with my pack of screaming kids who are running wild while I try on the latest fashions from China. My kids will go to school with yours but will receive free breakfast and lunch while yours pay the going rate or you have to get up early and fix them breakfast. See I sleep in til noon so breakfast is a foreign concept to me. I will wake up and use my free Obamaphone if the mood hits me to call up my boyfriend of the month to get together and generate some more welfare babies.
Foreward!!
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