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END OF THE WORLD!!
Posted by: lolzzzz ()
Date: October 05, 2012 11:34PM

2012 right?

I was just flipping through old shit I recorded that I never watched and just finished a episode of doomsday bunkers. Holy crapola I want me a bunker! I've been getting bord these days ( hence the reason you have seen so much of me on this site) and need a new hobby. fishing, boating, ( hanging out at red eye has lost my interest because now I feel like the old guy) and at work I do nothing ( I slave drive my poor head foreman, he has been having some sort of panic attacks lol). So what would be better than to build a cool underground bunker. Right?

My question is what cleaver ways would you hide a large construction project from the county. Im NOT pulling a permit. WTF would be the point of that? So every toothless redneck fuck within 20 miles knows where it is. And where would you get skilled workers ( not spics at 7-11 they are brain-dead, trust me I know) to build it? Where do you think a good spot in the state would be to build as well? It needs to be close if something happens

Must haves to my bunker would be- Lots of booze
A massive storage drive with every movie ever
made
AC
HAM radio
Satalite internet? Would that last post event?

What I dont know is what kind of food you put in one of these? The episode I watched some fat guy had a ton of pickled food in a hot shipping container ( It looked like something out of mad max). I cant imagine eating junk food you will live very long. I want the good stuff that last at least 30 years ( about the time I guestimate ill be dead)


I have all the heavy machinery, a few dozen pallets of C-block to get started .

Ideas folks. My dog does not talk

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Re: END OF THE WORLD!!
Posted by: Singin in the rain, I'm singing ()
Date: October 06, 2012 08:36AM

1. N0 electricity
2. You are too late.
3. People here already live in the basement
4. It ain't over until the fat lady dies.

Now go stick your head in the sand with your ass showing. It won't hurt so bad.

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