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Healthcare.gov online chat function
Posted by: fun times ()
Date: October 29, 2013 11:09AM

If you are really bored you can go to www.healthcare.gov and go to help and choose online chat. Ask weird questions or rant. See how long you can keep them talking to you. They aren't allowed to disconnect you as long as you keep it clean.

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Re: Healthcare.gov online chat function
Posted by: Rednecked Guy ()
Date: October 29, 2013 11:24AM

fun times Wrote:
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> If you are really bored you can go to
> www.healthcare.gov and go to help and choose
> online chat. Ask weird questions or rant. See how
> long you can keep them talking to you. They aren't
> allowed to disconnect you as long as you keep it
> clean.

Thank you for wasting American taxpayer dollars. You're the reason label needs to put on Shampoo that say "Dpn't drink."

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Re: Healthcare.gov online chat function
Posted by: Rednecked Guy is dumb as dirt ()
Date: October 29, 2013 11:37AM

Rednecked Guy Wrote:
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> You're the reason label needs to put on Shampoo
> that say "Dpn't drink."


Looks like you have been drinking the shampoo. Nice spelling.

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Re: Healthcare.gov online chat function
Posted by: thanks!!! ()
Date: October 29, 2013 11:42AM

This is actually fun. I love how long it takes them to type. Also the cut and paste answers are funny.

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Re: Healthcare.gov online chat function
Posted by: grammar patrol ()
Date: October 29, 2013 11:42AM

Rednecked Guy is dumb as dirt Wrote:
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> Rednecked Guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > You're the reason label needs to put on Shampoo
> > that say "Dpn't drink."
>
>
> Looks like you have been drinking the shampoo.
> Nice spelling.


Don't forget his horrible grammar. He is probably a public school teacher or federal employee.

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Re: Healthcare.gov online chat function
Posted by: genius suggestion ()
Date: October 30, 2013 09:33AM

This is fun. +1 OP

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Re: Healthcare.gov online chat function
Posted by: bored again ()
Date: October 31, 2013 07:51AM

It is fun to get them flustered.

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Re: Healthcare.gov online chat function
Posted by: good ideer trollen em now ()
Date: October 31, 2013 08:49AM

[08:46:06 am]: Thanks for contacting Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat. Please wait while we connect you to someone who can help.
[08:46:10 am]: Please be patient while we're helping other people.
[08:46:20 am]: Welcome! You're now connected to Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat.

Thanks for contacting us. My name is Derrick. To protect your privacy, please don't provide any personal information, like Social Security Number, or any other sensitive medical or personal information.
[08:46:26 am]: Rick
Hi
[08:46:36 am]: Derrick
How can I help you ?
[08:46:54 am]: Rick
my insurance is dropping me
[08:46:58 am]: Rick
help
[08:47:12 am]: Rick
obama told me they wouldnt drop me :(
[08:47:50 am]: Derrick
When you use the Health Insurance Marketplace, you may be able to get lower costs on your monthly premiums right away. You may also be eligible for a cost-sharing reduction that lowers the amount you have to pay for out-of-pocket costs such as deductibles, coinsurance, and copayments.
[08:48:43 am]: Rick
But I make 320k a year, In obamas eyes I am the devil
[08:49:14 am]: Rick
its going to be expensive, I aam going to have to get 528i bmw instead of a 535i bmw :(

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Re: Healthcare.gov online chat function
Posted by: theeee ()
Date: November 01, 2013 12:14PM

What did your new buddy Derrick say next?

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Re: Healthcare.gov online chat function
Posted by: jane danileson ()
Date: November 05, 2013 09:22AM

This can make a boring day go faster. I had no idea that General Dynamics employees answered chat questions.

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Re: Healthcare.gov online chat function
Posted by: naughty naughty ()
Date: November 05, 2013 03:53PM

The NSA will track you down.

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