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death tonight
Posted by: death/ ()
Date: July 07, 2012 09:55PM

that's it


dying tonight. a garbage bag and rubber bands is all you need.

thanks guys

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: Dr. Kevorkian ()
Date: July 07, 2012 10:03PM

You have no idea how much I wish I could help you... kill yourself, help you kill yourself I mean.

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: July 07, 2012 10:06PM

death/ Wrote:
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> that's it
>
>
> dying tonight. a garbage bag and rubber bands is
> all you need.
>
> thanks guys
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Re: death tonight
Posted by: Hank Moody ()
Date: July 07, 2012 10:25PM

death/ Wrote:
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> that's it
>
>
> dying tonight. a garbage bag and rubber bands is
> all you need.
>
> thanks guys

Come on Miz, I'm pretty sure this has been covered...

Fill the bag with nitrogen before you pull it over your head. You might need to use helium since it is readily available for filling party balloons. Oh, and exhale completely beforehand.

Thanks.

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: how would you feel ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:36AM

Hank Moody Wrote:
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> death/ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > that's it
> >
> >
> > dying tonight. a garbage bag and rubber bands
> is
> > all you need.
> >
> > thanks guys
>
> Come on Miz, I'm pretty sure this has been
> covered...
>
> Fill the bag with nitrogen before you pull it over
> your head. You might need to use helium since it
> is readily available for filling party balloons.
> Oh, and exhale completely beforehand.
>
> Thanks.


how would you feel sir if the op actually was serious and he or she ended up doing it?

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: Hank Moody ()
Date: July 08, 2012 09:32AM

how would you feel Wrote:
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>
> how would you feel sir if the op actually was
> serious and he or she ended up doing it?

I would feel curious and fascinated, morbidly so, to discover that someone actually thought this forum was a suicide outreach program.

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: 1krider... ()
Date: July 08, 2012 10:05AM

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: E Lye ()
Date: July 08, 2012 11:09AM

Hank Moody Wrote:
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> I would feel curious and fascinated, morbidly so,
> to discover that someone actually thought this
> forum was a suicide outreach program.

The story herein is about my friend Ivan...I will just call him I from here on out.
So you are saying that this site isn't meant to be used as therapy sessions?...I haven't had to get stitches for slicing my wrists in a few years. Although that could be because I stopped using drugs...mainly opium. The withdrawal from Opium was the worst feeling I have ever experienced. It was like hell on earth. It was worse than meth(although I was never really a big meth user) and much worse than coke. I found it harder to quit smoking cigarettes than it was to stop using coke. Whenever we were trying to "take a break" from opium... I remember often thinking that the withdrawal was going to be a lot worse than it turned out to be...however that doesn't mean that it wasn't torture...although we would get 'Darvon' and LSD with copious ammounts of alcohol to help ease the experience/symptoms. Imagine feeling extreme depression, anxiety, being insanely uncomfortable and feel like you have to move and shake constantly, total insomnia, among other symptoms all the while having the FLU. I remember describing the experience as a complete apathy for life with being overly hopeless and constant suicidal thoughts...all of this made the five days go by so FUCKING slow...and it felt like years.



edit: compulsive editing disorder



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/08/2012 01:44PM by E Lye.

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: greaper ()
Date: July 08, 2012 11:28AM

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: July 08, 2012 11:37AM

Pussy
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Re: death tonight
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 08, 2012 11:53AM

E Lye Wrote:
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> So you are saying that this site isn't meant to be
> used as therapy sessions?...I haven't had to get
> stitches for slicing my wrists in a few years.
> Although that could be because I stopped using
> drugs...mainly opium. The withdrawal from Opium
> was the worst feeling I have ever experienced. It
> was like hell on earth. It was worse than
> meth(although I was never really a big meth user)
> and much worse than coke. I found it harder to
> quit smoking cigarettes than it was to stop using
> coke. Whenever we were trying to "take a break"
> from opium... I remember often thinking that the
> withdrawal was going to be a lot worse than it
> turned out to be...however that doesn't mean that
> it wasn't torture...although we would get 'Darvon'
> and LSD with copious ammounts of alcohol to help
> ease the experience/symptoms. Imagine feeling
> extreme depression, anxiety, being insanely
> uncomfortable and feel like you have to move and
> shake constantly, total insomnia, among other
> symptoms all the while having the FLU. I remember
> describing the experience as a complete apathy for
> life with being overly hopeless and constant
> suicidal thoughts...all of this made the five days
> go by so FUCKING slow...and it felt like years.
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Re: death tonight
Posted by: E Lye ()
Date: July 08, 2012 11:56AM

I remember this guy who I didn't really like but I let him hang around us...Well one night he called and was trying to get some weed. I told him that I didn't have any. He said, "I know you do...you always do"...which pretty much was true. Well so I was like, "Ok how much do you want"...I forget how much he wanted but anyways I went down and filled a baggie with some herbs and shit that I had in the kitchen. He came to my door and I gave him the shit and he gave me 50 bucks. He called me like 30 minutes later and was like, "this smells like the stuff that you put on pizza"...I was like, "I told you that I didn't have anything but you wouldn't listen" hahah

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 08, 2012 11:59AM

E Lye Wrote:
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> I remember this guy who I didn't really like but I
> let him hang around us...Well one night he called
> and was trying to get some weed. I told him that
> I didn't have any. He said, "I know you do...you
> always do"...which pretty much was true. Well so
> I was like, "Ok how much do you want"...I forget
> how much he wanted but anyways I went down and
> filled a baggie with some herbs and shit that I
> had in the kitchen. He came to my door and I gave
> him the shit and he gave me 50 bucks. He called
> me like 30 minutes later and was like, "this
> smells like the stuff that you put on pizza"...I
> was like, "I told you that I didn't have anything
> but you wouldn't listen" hahah
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Re: death tonight
Posted by: covergirl ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:04PM

eli did you ever withdrawal from benzos?



---------------------------------
easy breezy beautiful covergirl

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: E Lye ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:05PM

file.php?40,file=63630,filename=eesh2.jp

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:08PM

E Lye Wrote:
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HAHA, thanks for picturing me in my undies.


(I don't own that many rimfire pistols though.)

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: E Lye ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:13PM

covergirl Wrote:
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> eli did you ever withdrawal from benzos?
>
>

Yea, when i was like 15. The withdrawal from that was shitty too.


Xanax bars, Roxi's, Hydrocodone

I never really got into pills though.



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Re: death tonight
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:14PM

E Lye Wrote:
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> covergirl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eli did you ever withdrawal from benzos?
> >
> >
>
> Yea, when i was like 15. The withdrawal from that
> was shitty too.
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Re: death tonight
Posted by: eli man ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:14PM

eli do you want ot be friends man?

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: Hank Moody ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:23PM

E Lye Wrote:
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> Hank Moody Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I would feel curious and fascinated, morbidly
> so,
> > to discover that someone actually thought this
> > forum was a suicide outreach program.
>
>
> So you are saying that this site isn't meant to be
> used as therapy sessions?...I haven't had to get
> stitches for slicing my wrists in a few years.
> Although that could be because I stopped using
> drugs...mainly opium. The withdrawal from Opium
> was the worst feeling I have ever experienced. It
> was like hell on earth. It was worse than
> meth(although I was never really a big meth user)
> and much worse than coke. I found it harder to
> quit smoking cigarettes than it was to stop using
> coke. Whenever we were trying to "take a break"
> from opium... I remember often thinking that the
> withdrawal was going to be a lot worse than it
> turned out to be...however that doesn't mean that
> it wasn't torture...although we would get 'Darvon'
> and LSD with copious ammounts of alcohol to help
> ease the experience/symptoms. Imagine feeling
> extreme depression, anxiety, being insanely
> uncomfortable and feel like you have to move and
> shake constantly, total insomnia, among other
> symptoms all the while having the FLU. I remember
> describing the experience as a complete apathy for
> life with being overly hopeless and constant
> suicidal thoughts...all of this made the five days
> go by so FUCKING slow...and it felt like years.

Stick to the weed and psychedelic tryptamines. In moderation of course.

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: covergirl ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:27PM

E Lye Wrote:
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> covergirl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eli did you ever withdrawal from benzos?
> >
> >
>
> Yea, when i was like 15. The withdrawal from that
> was shitty too.
>
>
> Xanax bars, Roxi's, Hydrocodone
>
> I never really got into pills though.


hey man at least you can get suboxone for the opioid withdrawals. you're shit out of luck with the benzos. also the only withdrawal other than alcohol that can kill you.

still love pills tho, give my left nugget for a bottle of oxy's

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: E Lye ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:29PM

Hank Moody Wrote:
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>
> Stick to the weed and psychedelic tryptamines. In
> moderation of course.


I'm not high. I don't do drugs.

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: hey, ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:31PM

E Lye Wrote:
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> Hank Moody Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Stick to the weed and psychedelic tryptamines.
> In
> > moderation of course.
>
>
> I'm not high. I don't do drugs.


want to meat me at El Taco for a late lunch man? totally on the level. real talk.

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: Hank Moody ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:32PM

E Lye Wrote:
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> Hank Moody Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Stick to the weed and psychedelic tryptamines.
> In
> > moderation of course.
>
>
> I'm not high. I don't do drugs.

Neither do I. I merely enjoy dispensing unsolicited advice on teh interwebz.

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: E Lye ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:33PM

hey, Wrote:
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>
>
> want to meat me at El Taco for a late lunch man?
> totally on the level. real talk.



I don't live in the area but tacos do sound delicious right now.

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: how bout ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:36PM

E Lye Wrote:
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> hey, Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> >
> > want to meat me at El Taco for a late lunch
> man?
> > totally on the level. real talk.
>
>
>
> I don't live in the area but tacos do sound
> delicious right now.


pen-pals? why not, right?

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: ilulz ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:37PM

E Lye Wrote:
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>
> I'm not high. I don't do drugs.


file.php?40,file=63634,filename=amanita.

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:53PM

how would you feel Wrote:
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> how would you feel sir if the op actually was
> serious and he or she ended up doing it?

A) There's a user on this site who now posts anonymously who has been threatening suicide on average once a month for more than a year now because he thinks it's funny. More than likely, the OP is this person.

B) If this was legit, how would anybody help the OP without a name, address, phone number, or any other identifying information to help the police/paramedics prevent a suicide? When suicidal people make a "cry for help," they leave a way for someone to intervene. People who are genuinely suicidal don't tell anyone or give any indication that they're suicidal because they don't want anyone to stop them. The third category is people who are joking about suicide, which isn't funny. OP's post is in the third category.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 08, 2012 02:22PM

I see the Committee is reorganizing for another run.
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Re: death tonight
Posted by: Mr. Bumpy ()
Date: September 02, 2012 01:51PM

Bump diddly ump

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: Butterz ()
Date: September 02, 2012 10:23PM

bump

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Re: death tonight
Posted by: Butterz ()
Date: September 02, 2012 10:27PM

bumpp

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