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I Touch Myself
Posted by: Divynls ()
Date: June 02, 2012 12:09PM

Talk about an exhibitionist streak. Ashley Holton, 35, was arrested this weekend after she was masturbating on the side of Highway 484 in Ocala, Florida. Her self-pleasuring antics even slowed down traffic on the roadway.

Holton didn't seem to mind. She was enjoying herself so much that when a police officer tried to put her pants back on, Holton bit the officer.

Holton only had a pink shirt on when she decided to pull her car over, get out, and go to town on herself. Other cars took notice. According to WESH, some drivers even made illegal U-turns on the highway just so they could catch another glimpse.

The event went on for about a half hour before police arrived, but apparently Holton hadn't reached the big O before the big 5-0 tried to reach for her. She kicked officials and tried to escape. She also continued to flash her breasts and bra. One female officer tried to get her pants back on, but Holton bit and kicked the woman. She later claimed that the actions only constituted "a love tap."

According to HuffPo, the antics didn't end when she was taken to jail. Holton "continued to resist the officers by spreading her legs, exposing her vagina and telling the officers to kiss her there and refusing verbal commands to cooperate," according to the arrest report.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/05/woman_arrested_for_masturbatin.php

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Re: I Touch Myself
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 02, 2012 05:06PM

Ocala. Central Florida.

Shocker.

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Re: I Touch Myself
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 02, 2012 06:07PM

Was she using bath salts?

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Re: I Touch Myself
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: June 02, 2012 06:26PM

I wonder if she was on her way to work or on her way home from Café Risqué?

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Re: I Touch Myself
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: June 02, 2012 09:22PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Ocala. Central Florida.
>
> Shocker.


What is up with Florida? Why are they wacky down there?

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Re: I Touch Myself
Posted by: Dr. Sausage ()
Date: June 03, 2012 07:27AM

It's the dry heat

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Re: I Touch Myself
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: June 03, 2012 08:01AM

30 minutes? She should have used a vibrator or be doublejointed

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Re: I Touch Myself
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 03, 2012 10:14AM

I bet she is hairy down there. Her mug shot is awful.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: I Touch Myself
Posted by: Kitty Toucher Pic ()
Date: June 03, 2012 03:36PM


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Re: I Touch Myself
Posted by: Another self-toucher ()
Date: June 20, 2012 06:51PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ocala. Central Florida.
> >
> > Shocker.
>
>
> What is up with Florida? Why are they wacky down
> there?



http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/06/another_florida_woman_arrested.php

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Re: I Touch Myself
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: June 20, 2012 08:19PM

Well, I've never gotten out of the car to do it.... ;-)

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Re: I Touch Myself
Posted by: Del Boca Vista ()
Date: June 20, 2012 08:36PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ocala. Central Florida.
> >
> > Shocker.
>
>
> What is up with Florida? Why are they wacky down
> there?


Kittie, have you ever been to West Palm?

...Lovely.

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