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Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Meadelovetonight ()
Date: October 13, 2013 06:27PM

Why do people say he's fat? He may be a little overweight, but hes not obese. He's built big. He has a really attractive physique!


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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: LogicFFUX ()
Date: October 13, 2013 06:29PM

Because he used to be a lot fatter, and people keep posting old pics. Since he lost weight, there's not much to make fun of anymore.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: muffin topper ()
Date: October 13, 2013 06:33PM

LogicFFUX Wrote:
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> Because he used to be a lot fatter, and people
> keep posting old pics. Since he lost weight,
> there's not much to make fun of anymore.



He's still fat. Look how his fat is popping out above and below his belt line.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: bigmanmeade ()
Date: October 13, 2013 06:40PM

muffin topper Wrote:
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> LogicFFUX Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Because he used to be a lot fatter, and people
> > keep posting old pics. Since he lost weight,
> > there's not much to make fun of anymore.
>
>
>
> He's still fat. Look how his fat is popping out
> above and below his belt line.

So, hes not super lean, but hes not obese. His shoulders are broader than his waist.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: gretchen's skull fucker ()
Date: October 13, 2013 06:41PM

bigmanmeade Wrote:
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> muffin topper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LogicFFUX Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Because he used to be a lot fatter, and
> people
> > > keep posting old pics. Since he lost weight,
> > > there's not much to make fun of anymore.
> >
> >
> >
> > He's still fat. Look how his fat is popping out
> > above and below his belt line.
>
> So, hes not super lean, but hes not obese. His
> shoulders are broader than his waist.


go die in a fire meade

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: LoveMeade ()
Date: October 13, 2013 06:42PM

He is the texbook definition of "handsome". Reminds me of actor Jeffrey Hunter





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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: gretchen's skull fucker ()
Date: October 13, 2013 07:09PM

LoveMeade Wrote:
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> He is the texbook definition of "handsome".
> Reminds me of actor Jeffrey Hunter
>
>
>
>
>



Lay off the crack, Meade!

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: LindaWhite ()
Date: October 13, 2013 08:16PM

He is good looking, but in every picture he seems rather full of himself.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: DrHenryKillinger ()
Date: October 13, 2013 08:48PM

LindaWhite Wrote:
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> He is good looking, but in every picture he seems
> rather full of himself.

I think you're mistaking egotism for retardation.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: gretchen's skull fucker ()
Date: October 13, 2013 08:52PM

DrHenryKillinger Wrote:
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> LindaWhite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He is good looking, but in every picture he
> seems
> > rather full of himself.
>
> I think you're mistaking egotism for retardation.


lmao

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: hjioj ()
Date: October 13, 2013 09:21PM

Meade is one ugly fuck

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Melanie Moon ()
Date: October 13, 2013 09:26PM

He doesn't have much hair. Appears to be thinning in front too. Looks dumb.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: LovelyMeade ()
Date: October 13, 2013 09:53PM

Melanie Moon Wrote:
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> He doesn't have much hair. Appears to be thinning
> in front too. Looks dumb.


He seems to have nice hair. Its not thinning. He has a short hair cut.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: lost in translation ()
Date: October 13, 2013 10:15PM

LovelyMeade Wrote:
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> Melanie Moon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He doesn't have much hair. Appears to be
> thinning
> > in front too. Looks dumb.
>
>
> He seems to have nice hair. Its not thinning. He
> has a short hair cut.




Translation: I am anonymous Meade and I am in denial about being short, fat, and balding.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 14, 2013 02:55AM

When you consider Meades severe genetic problems, his appearence isn't so appalling.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: LisaPudding ()
Date: October 14, 2013 03:56AM

lost in translation Wrote:
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> LovelyMeade Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Melanie Moon Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > He doesn't have much hair. Appears to be
> > thinning
> > > in front too. Looks dumb.
> >
> >
> > He seems to have nice hair. Its not thinning.
> He
> > has a short hair cut.
>
>
>
>
> Translation: I am anonymous Meade and I am in
> denial about being short, fat, and balding.

Meade is not short or balding. Fat maybe. Depending on your idea of fat.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: hair loss ()
Date: November 19, 2013 10:15PM

Meade has fat rolls. He over eats to cope with balding.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 20, 2013 03:11AM

What causes the sweating?

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: nothappening ()
Date: November 20, 2013 03:12AM

Stop with the lame bald jokes. It stopped being funny yesterday.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: maybe not ()
Date: November 20, 2013 11:28AM

nothappening Wrote:
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> Stop with the lame bald jokes. It stopped being
> funny yesterday.



but posts like this makes it funny all over again...

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 20, 2013 12:02PM

nothappening Wrote:
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> Stop with the lame bald jokes. It stopped being
> funny yesterday.

Au contraire mon ami.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: meade's ass ()
Date: November 20, 2013 12:42PM

nothappening Wrote:
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> Stop with the lame bald jokes. It stopped being
> funny yesterday.

What I find distasteful are all the photographs that show Meade playing to an empty audience. This is not the case. The crowds are there, it is all done by haters using careful Camera angles.

Due to some severe mental and physical impairments , Meade cannot help the fact that he smells like he just pooped his pants. He has tried everything even lava soap and depends undergarments, but to no avail.

Subsequently, when he performs the mob stays at least 25 feet away from the stage.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: scheissekaup ()
Date: November 20, 2013 01:55PM

there is that "I just made Dookie" grin he has on his best photographs.
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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: whoops ()
Date: November 20, 2013 02:05PM

whoops he did it again.....


He's not so innocent
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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 20, 2013 02:45PM

Does Meade pull all of his clothes out of the GoodWill box?

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: not charity butt a chance ()
Date: November 20, 2013 03:32PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Does Meade pull all of his clothes out of the
> GoodWill box?


This is a common conclusion people make when they look at his wardrobe.
Actually when Meade applied for a job at Goodwill in 2004 he was turned down for obvious reasons.
However, the employees felt so sorry for him that they started giving him the donated clothes that were too far gone for their own shelves.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: bad hair day ()
Date: November 20, 2013 03:42PM

How can we make ourselves look out of date and untalented
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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: poopy pants ()
Date: November 20, 2013 03:52PM

Nothing says "I'm a guy who poops my pants
more than red chucks and that half 'tard grin he sports in that photo
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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: tis true ()
Date: November 20, 2013 04:00PM

Dude did crap his pants at a show,
could happen to anyone.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Fupa Bitch ()
Date: November 20, 2013 04:12PM

Meadelovetonight Wrote:
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> Why do people say he's fat? He may be a little
> overweight, but hes not obese. He's built big. He
> has a really attractive physique!
>
>


...and how many people have told you that your physique is really attractive?

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Forrest Webb ()
Date: November 20, 2013 04:31PM

Does he wear Depends? Looks like it in the first pic.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: nothappening ()
Date: November 20, 2013 05:11PM

yeah, really, but I dont get the bald jokes. If he were actually balding, it may be funny. Unless its just an attempt to make Meade seem less than perfect, as he may believe.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: BroadShoulders ()
Date: November 20, 2013 05:19PM

He is built like football players build. He could probably be a lineman for the NFL.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Uniquebuild ()
Date: November 20, 2013 05:29PM

Well,he does has very broad shoulders. Most men don't have any shape at all . They are just flat looking.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: sexual healing ()
Date: November 20, 2013 06:08PM

Most of Meade's sexual confusion and racial intolerance can be traced back to puberty. He was unable to distinguish between Martin and Vicki Lawrence when found himself sexually attracted to both Big Mama and Mama.
This of course, led to even more self loathing and prejudice.
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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: fine hair over weight ()
Date: November 20, 2013 07:31PM

Cheap ill fitting suit.
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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Luke Duke ()
Date: November 20, 2013 08:03PM

^ ha, ha, ha, Boss Hogg!

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: November 21, 2013 12:02AM

Meade is a chunky sumbitch. He should seriously lay off the Doritos and five guys. He seems to work out a bit, but lacks a proper diet. I have about the same chest size as Meade but none of the fat.

If Meade could lay off the carbs, increase reps, and devote himself to 0 alcohol he would be in great shape in around 6 months. Til then, we may all continue to sing,

"Fatty, fatty two by four,
Can't fit through the kitchen door."

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: oompah winfrey ()
Date: November 21, 2013 12:34AM

>
> "Fatty, fatty two by four,
> Can't fit through the kitchen door.

as long as we are singing about Meade, let's do a set

"Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Lollyperdue ()
Date: November 21, 2013 11:08AM

He's good looking, though.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: November 21, 2013 11:39AM

Lollyperdue Wrote:
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> He's good looking, though.


Yeah, he's a handsome enough fellow. Still fat though, even has face fat. No one likes fat, not even other fat people!

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 21, 2013 12:16PM

Lollyperdue Wrote:
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> He's good looking, though.

No you're not Meade.

You're a genetic mutant.

Sweaty, obese, untalented and delusional.

Well, you can carry a tune, I'll give you that.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: McDallasFries ()
Date: November 21, 2013 12:47PM

Hes not that fat. I have seen a lot worse just on everyday street. Meaning he's not full out of shape like obese people. But he does appear to be 40 lbs overweight and he has a chubby face. If he lost weight it would bring out more of his facial features.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Callingthekettle ()
Date: November 21, 2013 12:48PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> Lollyperdue Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He's good looking, though.
>
>
> Yeah, he's a handsome enough fellow. Still fat
> though, even has face fat. No one likes fat, not
> even other fat people!


What do you look like then? Are you a personal trainer?

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: cheers ()
Date: November 21, 2013 12:49PM

>
> Well, you can carry a tune, I'll give you that.

He might have been able to pick up a few bucks on weekends as a wedding singer.


Wedding singers are plentiful and ain't nobody going to hire one with Meade's appearance and ego....

The couple would want "At Last" and Meade would treat them to some horrible song about his deranged longings for Nicole Kidman.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 21, 2013 12:53PM

Callingthekettle Wrote:
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> Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lollyperdue Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > He's good looking, though.
> >
> >
> > Yeah, he's a handsome enough fellow. Still fat
> > though, even has face fat. No one likes fat,
> not
> > even other fat people!
>
>
> What do you look like then? Are you a personal
> trainer?

Pretty much everybody looks better than Meade, even a harlequin baby.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: November 21, 2013 12:56PM

Callingthekettle Wrote:
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> Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lollyperdue Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > He's good looking, though.
> >
> >
> > Yeah, he's a handsome enough fellow. Still fat
> > though, even has face fat. No one likes fat,
> not
> > even other fat people!
>
>
> What do you look like then? Are you a personal
> trainer?


No Meade, I will not be your trainer. That's just weird.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: sir ralph ()
Date: November 21, 2013 01:00PM

McDallasFries Wrote:
If he
> lost weight it would bring out more of his facial
> features.


I hadn't thought about that,
perhaps it is better he is pudgy.
He could look like the cryptkeeper.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: GoodMeade2 ()
Date: November 21, 2013 01:01PM

Meade is good looking, and its sad that people pick on him the way they do to make themselves feel better .

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: yellow in front brown back ()
Date: November 21, 2013 01:04PM

> The couple would want "At Last" and Meade would
> treat them to some horrible song about his
> deranged longings for Nicole Kidman.


then he's poop his pants and give one of his signature'tard smiles.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: November 21, 2013 01:07PM

GoodMeade2 Wrote:
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> Meade is good looking, and its sad that people
> pick on him the way they do to make themselves
> feel better .


You put yourself in the limelight and ask for critism, but call it sad when you get honest criticism. How bout instead of writing off the comments you agree that you're not nearly as hot to everyone else as you are to yourself and start working on your flaws.

Meade I hate to say this but you are a delusional narcissist.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Notreallyselfie ()
Date: November 21, 2013 01:09PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> GoodMeade2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade is good looking, and its sad that people
> > pick on him the way they do to make themselves
> > feel better .
>
>
> You put yourself in the limelight and ask for
> critism, but call it sad when you get honest
> criticism. How bout instead of writing off the
> comments you agree that you're not nearly as hot
> to everyone else as you are to yourself and start
> working on your flaws.
>
> Meade I hate to say this but you are a delusional
> narcissist.

Its not honest criticism, its just trolling. And who thinks Meade posts here anyway?

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: November 21, 2013 01:23PM

Notreallyselfie Wrote:
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> Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > GoodMeade2 Wrote:
> >

> Its not honest criticism, its just trolling. And
> who thinks Meade posts here anyway?


Whatever makes you feel better about yourself sweet pea. Hey here's a word of advice, if the buttons look like they may pop, try the next size up.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: itchmonger ()
Date: November 21, 2013 01:52PM

> Whatever makes you feel better about yourself
> sweet pea. Hey here's a word of advice, if the
> buttons look like they may pop, try the next size
> up.
I think people with Meade's ample build should stick to hunting bigfoot.
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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: show me the money ()
Date: November 21, 2013 02:07PM

Meade,
a DUI did wonders for Sally Struthers' career and she got free head shots.
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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: GetrealJoe ()
Date: November 21, 2013 02:15PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> Notreallyselfie Wrote:
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> -----
> > Rockhound Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > GoodMeade2 Wrote:
> > >
>
> > Its not honest criticism, its just trolling.
> And
> > who thinks Meade posts here anyway?
>
>
> Whatever makes you feel better about yourself
> sweet pea. Hey here's a word of advice, if the
> buttons look like they may pop, try the next size
> up.

On a message board populated with almost all male posters, I doubt he will get objective feedback on his appearance.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: meade's reality check bounced ()
Date: November 21, 2013 02:22PM

>
> On a message board populated with almost all male
> posters, I doubt he will get objective feedback on
> his appearance.

He doesn't want objective feedback, he wants people to tell him what his parents told him as a kid.
How good looking he is and how far his music talent is going to take him.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 21, 2013 02:24PM

GetrealJoe Wrote:
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> On a message board populated with almost all male
> posters, I doubt he will get objective feedback on
> his appearance.
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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Kid Charlemagne ()
Date: November 21, 2013 03:20PM

This fat clown is still around? His act was tiresome 10 years ago.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: blame the parents ()
Date: November 21, 2013 04:28PM

We can something from the Meade Skelton tragedy.
If we are cursed with a flamboyant son who likes to break into song, instead of buying him toy keyboards and bankrolling his recording sessions, we should push him into becoming a society benefiting tradesman like a house painter or a UPS man.

Maybe it isn't too late for Meade to turn his life around and finally become productive. Older people than him have gone to beauty school.
Perhaps his mental capacity may keep him from becoming a full fledged hairdresser, but he might be able to wash hair or give manicures.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: hey you dried up pecker checker ()
Date: November 21, 2013 04:39PM

Criticism please....
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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: action shot ()
Date: November 21, 2013 04:59PM

hey you dried up pecker checker Wrote:
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> Criticism please....


hey that looks like it was snapped right in the middle of him crapping his pants.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: November 21, 2013 05:38PM

If Meade would just post here as himself and stop with the obvious games, I think he'd be a lot more likeable. The obvious comments from the shadows and constant flooding in the phorum is enough to make him FFU's Undesirable No. 1.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Six years ago ()
Date: August 26, 2019 02:49PM

poopy pants Wrote:
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> Nothing says "I'm a guy who poops my pants
> more than red chucks and that half 'tard grin he
> sports in that photo


FFXU has been 'in the know' about Meade and his bowels since at least 2013.

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Re: Meade is a big man!
Posted by: Best advice for him yet ()
Date: August 26, 2019 02:59PM

blame the parents Wrote:
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> We can something from the Meade Skelton tragedy.
> If we are cursed with a flamboyant son who likes
> to break into song, instead of buying him toy
> keyboards and bankrolling his recording sessions,
> we should push him into becoming a society
> benefiting tradesman like a house painter or a UPS
> man.
>
> Maybe it isn't too late for Meade to turn his life
> around and finally become productive. Older people
> than him have gone to beauty school.
> Perhaps his mental capacity may keep him from
> becoming a full fledged hairdresser, but he might
> be able to wash hair or give manicures.


Years ago, this advice was given to Meade. If only he listened to it then.

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