When I was a boy, our gang would ride bikes and go into the woods to build forts and throw rocks. we often found woods porn, porn that was hidden in the woods. who left that porn there? is woods porn still around today in 2012? do boys still find playboys in the woods like they did of yesteryear?


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one day, on the way to the bus stop for middle school, i was minding my own beeswax staring at the ground as apt for a young awkward blisters to do. when i see a polaroid picture laying face down on the ground right next to the curb. and, as the curious little blisters i was/am, i had to see what it was a picture of. so, i bend on yonder and fetch the photo only to find this man posing somewhat like a captain morgan commercial, completely butt ass naked with his unclipped dong dangling out of a salt and pepper forest. the guy was potbellied, balding on top of his head but had long black hair draping onto his shoulders. and the icing on the cake was the body hair which encompassed his whole body. im fairly certain i let out a little blisters shriek the promptly threw the photo to the ground. now, i found this in front of somebody's home and later on in life i got to thinking that maybe i was set up. that the owner of the home knew little childs walked the path daily and he liked to see how they reacted to his nude man skin. when things like that happen in your life, you never really forget them.

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^^^^^
You wished he buggered you, don't you??
Fuck'in Faggot (I mean faggot in non-judgmental, non-homophobic way).

well, if its any consolation, my trash can smells like dicks. i dont remember throwing any dicks away and im not one to let good dick go to waste.

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One time me and my buds found a box full of Hustlers under a highway overpass. We took the box and set up a perimeter with some sheet metal and plywood from the construction sites nearby (they were building new homes all the time back in those days). We never called it a fort though, it was a clubhouse.

Most of that porn was stolen from houses. That was back in the day when Fairfax county had tons of woods and wasn't so populated.