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Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: yikesitsEesh ()
Date: October 11, 2013 03:18PM

Eesh is a gay but why does he stalk people like Meade and then get all upset when people post pictures of women instead of men? Its okay if hes a gay but he doesn't have to act like a baby. A short, balding 30 year old baby.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Patient eesh-planation. ()
Date: October 12, 2013 11:17AM

yikesitsEesh Wrote:
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> Eesh is a gay but why does he stalk people like
> Meade and then get all upset when people post
> pictures of women instead of men? Its okay if hes
> a gay but he doesn't have to act like a baby. A
> short, balding 30 year old baby.

I've expounded this theory previously, but because I greatly enjoy the figurative sound of my own voice, I'll repeat it again.

For eesh, sex is not about gay or straight, but about power. In this, his morality is much like the ancient Romans, who didn't divide the world up using the homosexual/heterosexual dichotomy, but instead used the distinction of the active and passive partner. That is, there were the fuckers, those being Roman men, and the fucked, which was pretty much everybody else.

There was real shame in being the passive partner in a homosexual tryst in ancient Rome. It was an infamia, a loss of esteem or damage to one's reputation.

No less august a personage than Julius Caesar was the target of a campaign by his enemies that stated he'd taken a cock up his arse from King Nicomedes of Bithynia in his late teens, and the rumors were repeated over and over again as Caesar grew in power, right up to the time when the Senate finally they'd had enough of the wanna-be king of Rome (Lupercalian headgear choices not withstanding) and decided to make him into the first holey Roman Emperor on the Ides of March, 44 BC.

Sexologist and famed scandalizer of post-war American morality Dr. Alfred Kinsey invented a thing called the Kinsey Scale, which rates graduations of sexuality from 0, exclusively heterosexual, to 6, exclusively homosexual. I suspect that eesh, given his demonstrated preferences in pornography, vacillates between a 2 and a 3. (Have you seen the pictures of guys he likes? Très femme!)

In eesh's case, he's not overly picky about the hole he sticks his prick in. A girl's babymaker or a guy's poop chute are both pretty much functionally identical for eesh's purposes.

For eesh, it's not about gay or straight, but about the fucker and the fucked, and eesh is all about being a fucker.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Ggg ()
Date: October 12, 2013 11:34AM

But eesh looks like a bottom

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Gaydar ()
Date: October 12, 2013 09:46PM

Ggg Wrote:
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> But eesh looks like a bottom

Yep, what self respecting man plucks his brows like that? Looks like a fucking girl.
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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 12, 2013 10:03PM

Who cares? You seem butthurt

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 12, 2013 10:28PM

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Gaydar ()
Date: October 12, 2013 11:29PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Who cares? You seem butthurt


What are you? Some kind of Obama loving, gay agenda promoting, liberal?

People like you are destroying this country.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 12, 2013 11:37PM

Gaydar Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who cares? You seem butthurt
>
>
> What are you? Some kind of Obama loving, gay
> agenda promoting, liberal?
>
> People like you are destroying this country.
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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: CollegeBoy ()
Date: October 12, 2013 11:47PM

Of all the things to be concerned about, some of you chose gays and their so called agenda.

And you wonder why the other countries mock us.

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Twilight is best pony....FACT!

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Gaydar ()
Date: October 13, 2013 12:01AM

CollegeBoy Wrote:
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> Of all the things to be concerned about, some of
> you chose gays and their so called agenda.
>
> And you wonder why the other countries mock us.


Well, fuck them and their 3rd world asses. At least I have running water, toilet paper, let my girlfriend drive a car, and don't stone women to death for betraying my honor. Oh yeah, I forgot freedom of speech.

Take your anti american shit elsewhere if you think this country is sooooo awful. BTW, homosexuality is a capital offense in many nations.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: CollegeBoy ()
Date: October 13, 2013 12:07AM

Gaydar Wrote:
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> CollegeBoy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Of all the things to be concerned about, some
> of
> > you chose gays and their so called agenda.
> >
> > And you wonder why the other countries mock us.
>
>
> Well, fuck them and their 3rd world asses. At
> least I have running water, toilet paper, let my
> girlfriend drive a car, and don't stone women to
> death for betraying my honor. Oh yeah, I forgot
> freedom of speech.
>
> Take your anti american shit elsewhere if you
> think this country is sooooo awful. BTW,
> homosexuality is a capital offense in many
> nations.


Yes, clearly im anti America because I dont like the priorities we choose. Yes, I as a citizen would like to better this country but somehow, im anti America.

Dude, shut up and get a grip.

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Twilight is best pony....FACT!

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: MJv7L ()
Date: October 13, 2013 12:32AM

What do you expect for a internet loser? The only woman who has ever talked to joseph is a well we all know who that is. He has no friends and no life to speak of whatsoever besides this very website. If you had to turn to the internet for compassion you would end up just like eesh, a perv with no friends.


The local PD should look into unsolved crimes if you get my drift.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: RoadMusings_ ()
Date: October 13, 2013 12:35AM

eesh is more hermaphroditic than pure gay. He seems to only like dudes that could pass for girls (if you didn't see their junk that is...)

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 13, 2013 12:51AM

Interesting.
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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Sick family member ()
Date: October 13, 2013 01:00AM

Michael has no life, no friend and no family who cares. A complete weirdo. So awkward it is disturbing.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Monique Wells Fan Club ()
Date: October 13, 2013 01:02AM

Sick family member Wrote:
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> Michael has no life, no friend and no family who
> cares. A complete weirdo. So awkward it is
> disturbing.

But he does have a stalker.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Gaydar ()
Date: October 13, 2013 01:04AM

I thought eesh stalked local women from this website?

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: October 13, 2013 06:26AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Gaydar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Who cares? You seem butthurt
> >
> >
> > What are you? Some kind of Obama loving, gay
> > agenda promoting, liberal?
> >
> > People like you are destroying this country.
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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: half male half female ()
Date: May 28, 2014 06:42AM

Gaydar Wrote:
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> Yep, what self respecting man plucks his brows
> like that? Looks like a fucking girl.

http://www.pictriev.com/
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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 28, 2014 06:47AM

lol, 55 - 45, that's his new name. 55-45.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Foro Romano ()
Date: May 29, 2014 03:21AM

Patient eesh-planation. Wrote:
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> I've expounded this theory previously, but because
> I greatly enjoy the figurative sound of my own
> voice, I'll repeat it again.
>
> For eesh, sex is not about gay or straight, but
> about power. In this, his morality is much like
> the ancient Romans, who didn't divide the world up
> using the homosexual/heterosexual dichotomy, but
> instead used the distinction of the active and
> passive partner. That is, there were the fuckers,
> those being Roman men, and the fucked, which was
> pretty much everybody else.
>
> There was real shame in being the passive partner
> in a homosexual tryst in ancient Rome. It was an
> infamia, a loss of esteem or damage to
> one's reputation.
>
> No less august a personage than Julius Caesar was
> the target of a campaign by his enemies that
> stated he'd taken a cock up his arse from King
> Nicomedes of Bithynia in his late teens, and the
> rumors were repeated over and over again as Caesar
> grew in power, right up to the time when the
> Senate finally they'd had enough of the wanna-be
> king of Rome (Lupercalian headgear choices not
> withstanding) and decided to make him into the
> first holey Roman Emperor on the Ides of March, 44
> BC.

JC vehemently denied those charges... but, who ARE you?

Give me a hint.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: eyebrow plucker ()
Date: June 27, 2014 07:17AM

he gets them threaded with the Asian women in shopping malls.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: i just got my hair did ()
Date: June 27, 2014 11:00PM

eyebrow plucker Wrote:
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> he gets them threaded with the Asian women in
> shopping malls.


file.php?40,file=133576,filename=eeshees

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: milk mama ()
Date: June 29, 2014 07:41PM


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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: kUKmc ()
Date: June 29, 2014 09:16PM

if gay is your way that is ok

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: TUcnt ()
Date: September 06, 2014 11:10PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> lol, 55 - 45, that's his new name. 55-45.


55-45

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: self respected ()
Date: February 01, 2015 02:30AM

half male half female Wrote:
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> Gaydar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Yep, what self respecting man plucks his brows
> > like that? Looks like a fucking girl.
>
> http://www.pictriev.com/


+1 for judy garland

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: broom handle rapist ()
Date: February 01, 2015 02:35AM

what imma do to u haterz!!!
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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: b5e34s ()
Date: November 04, 2015 07:41AM

eesh just need to get that operation and get it over with/ maybe then she will find peace with herself

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 05, 2015 11:46AM

But what about the rumor that Eesh had carnal relations with Monique?

You'd have to be quite a man to get it up for that.

You'd have to be a Buffalo Soldier.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: did eesh ever do anyone ()
Date: November 06, 2015 12:01AM

with blue hair?

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: b6r45 ()
Date: November 06, 2015 05:29AM

i see Eesh on adamd4adam all the time but dont think he ever hooks up with anyone

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: bumperer2 ()
Date: June 21, 2017 05:42PM

Bump

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Bubba 69 ()
Date: June 21, 2017 09:21PM

Resh had the pleasure of eating me out in jail. It was forced at first but then he liked my cum in his mouth and up his ass. This is why he is gay. I am not gay. I just needed my sex.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Date: June 22, 2017 02:56AM

Why can't you form cohesive sentences, OP you dumbass faggot go take English class again and try to pass this time.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: eesh the homo ()
Date: June 22, 2017 09:07AM

He is gay because he likes the feel of bbc up his ass.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Miz Fantasizes About Eesh ()
Date: June 22, 2017 09:13AM

Just because you like it in the ass Miz...doesn't mean everybody does. BTW, How's Tator,?

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: bbc brutha ()
Date: June 23, 2017 07:44PM

eesh the homo Wrote:
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> He is gay because he likes the feel of bbc up his
> ass.


Are u a bbc brutha?

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: thilly eeth ()
Date: June 23, 2017 07:46PM

I like them big, firm, hard and black, and up my fudge packed gay ass.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Miz is Owned... ()
Date: June 24, 2017 10:46AM

...by Eesh...LOL!

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Mg ()
Date: June 24, 2017 10:55AM

Gsy as in this?
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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: short, balding 30 year old baby? ()
Date: June 08, 2019 07:09PM

yikesitsEesh Wrote:
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> Eesh is a gay but why does he stalk people like
> Meade and then get all upset when people post
> pictures of women instead of men? Its okay if hes
> a gay but he doesn't have to act like a baby. A
> short, balding 30 year old baby.

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: WSH LAX Sharon's Bottle ()
Date: June 08, 2019 07:32PM

WTF was she sitting on?

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Re: Why is Eesh a gay?
Posted by: Idon't buy the coke bottle angle ()
Date: June 08, 2019 07:37PM

Because, it looked vaguely like a bottle of regular coke, but I would expect her to drink DIET coke.

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