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poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: hes our savior ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:30AM

hey poop! thanks for posting! i was getting bored with the lack of posting! what type of drinks do brits like in the morning?

TEA-rex!

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: ha. ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:34AM

hes our savior Wrote:
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> TEA-rex!


ur doing i wrong lol

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: i hate poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:46AM

he just left us high and dry

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:47AM

Ah, very good.

Also:

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

"Tea, Rex?"

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: i hate poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:48AM

YES! i knew that would get your mojo going!

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:48AM

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: werd ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:49AM

lizzie is never here on the weekend. i just realized that. maybe it actually does have a job, friends, a husband and a life! :(

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: JAY-JAY ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:50AM

poopstick Wrote:
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> What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur
> together?
>
> Dino-mite.


GOODTIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:50AM

She was here earlier today. We're going to meat tomorrow at Wegmans. 1:15 by the sushi bar.

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:51AM

Dinosaur jokes fucking rule.

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:52AM

What did dinosaurs use to make their hot dogs?

Jurassic pork!

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: dumbosaur ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:52AM

werd Wrote:
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> lizzie is never here on the weekend. i just
> realized that. maybe it actually does have a job,
> friends, a husband and a life! :(


fucking here every weekend, where u been? retard

look at the fucking posts

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: werd ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:53AM

i mean at night but lol meat? did you mean to say that? haha. i would no meet or "meat" lizzie

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:55AM

I dunno, she said we should "meat". I'm not entirely sure what that entails but I assume it's some sort of vulgar sex act.

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: dmbfck ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:55AM

werd Wrote:
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> i mean at night but lol meat? did you mean to say
> that? haha. i would no meet or "meat" lizzie


126 posts - here until midnight, what are you smoking?
my guess is u are lizshit

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: Hpn9Y ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:56AM

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:57AM

Hpn9Y Wrote:
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> What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
>
> Tyrannosaurus wrecks!


Awesome.


Absolute must have for any dinosaur joke enthusiast: http://www.amazon.com/101-Dinosaur-Jokes-Phil-Hirsch/dp/059041691X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1330152819&sr=8-1

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 01:59AM

Here's a high brow one:

How did the dinosaur stay dry in the rain?

He used a Parasololophus!

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: werd ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:00AM

are you making these up? lol or should i google some to keep up? btw i guess tomorrow you will be a meatasaurous

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: slowbus ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:04AM

dmbfck Wrote:
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> werd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i mean at night but lol meat? did you mean to
> say
> > that? haha. i would no meet or "meat" lizzie
>
>
> 126 posts - here until midnight, what are you
> smoking?
> my guess is u are lizshit


wow. someone misses their lizzie. calm down boy. adults are talking here.

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: hey frisky ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:05AM

dmbfck Wrote:
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> werd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i mean at night but lol meat? did you mean to
> say
> > that? haha. i would no meet or "meat" lizzie
>
>
> 126 posts - here until midnight, what are you
> smoking?
> my guess is u are lizshit

anon ding an sich post

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:05AM

slowbus Wrote:
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> wow. someone misses their lizzie. calm down boy.
> adults are talking here.



How can you tell there's a Stegosaurus in your refrigerator?

The door won't close!

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:07AM

We are gonna meat like you wouldn't believe.


http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeybird88/3590828960/

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: slowbus ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:08AM

LOL! i actually laffed out loud..spit all over my monitor..now it's all rainbowy

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: werd ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:10AM

i thought u was hving kimchi

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: slowbus ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:11AM

what do you call unregistered posters?

anonamaurouses!

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:13AM

Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?

Because they don't know how to cook !

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: midnight? ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:13AM

dmbfck Wrote:
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> werd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i mean at night but lol meat? did you mean to
> say
> > that? haha. i would no meet or "meat" lizzie
>
>
> 126 posts - here until midnight, what are you
> smoking?
> my guess is u are lizshit

11:37 is midnight?

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: werd ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:14AM

why didn't the dino cross the road?


because they weren't invented then

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: joisey shore ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:15AM

what is mtvs new reality show called?

dino-shore

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: werd ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:17AM

Haha good one. Goodnightasurous!

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: werd ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:18AM

Good luck on your meating!

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:21AM

Thanks bud! Hope I don't get a herpesaurus.

81dIAmuE7l8eqj6sfYRN5Faoo1_400.jpg

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:22AM

Closely related to the opensaurus.

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: slowbus ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:22AM

Hahahahaha! Never realized how funny you are dood!

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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 25, 2012 02:24AM


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Re: poopstick to the rescue!
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 25, 2012 04:01AM

werd Wrote:
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> lizzie is never here on the weekend. i just
> realized that. maybe it actually does have a job,
> friends, a husband and a life! :

See..people knowing/noticing when I'm not here is a little creepy...but um yeah..I was spending time with my man..the only time he isn't working is fri sat sun nights..

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